Read it here
Or watch this guy who runs a TF2 server I play on read it.
(Clicky if the video doesn't work : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPi_Jm3dOo )
1. My Immortal has approximately 246,889 grammar mistakes. In the first chapter.
2. The author, Tara Gillesbie is TOTALLY "goffik"
3. The main story of My Immortal, besides the majority of it being Tara's fashion sense, is having sex with "thingies" and an ongoing war between the "goffs" and "preps".
4. Your eyes will most likely bleed after the first 6 chapters/
5. Tara never actually read any of the damn books.