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Chapstick? What do you want?

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gurneykid
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Hey everyone. For my business class I need to know what you think of Chapstick. What do you like about it? What don't you like? What could improve from the traditional design? What would make it better? +k for good responses! Thanks!
Oct 2 2012 6:38PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
needs to vibrate.
Oct 2 2012 6:39PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
carmex is preferred
Oct 2 2012 6:39PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
fucking most useful thing ever
Oct 2 2012 6:40PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
When I was a young'n and would put on chapstick all my friends would make fun of me and say I was putting on lipstick, it was hard times because I had to learn to life with chapped lips because I didn't want to be made fun of :'(
Oct 2 2012 6:40PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
burts bees with honey. didnt read your thread...
Oct 2 2012 6:41PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
reminds me of:

fat people... :')
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I prefer dildos
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
chapstick relieves my dry bum hole. but i only like the flavored ones.
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Make chapstick shaped like a dick so people make fun of kids even more for putting it on. But in all seriousness chapstick is crucial, they should put cocaine in it though so it makes your lips nice and numb
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
I love it, but i hate how I always loose it. I have Ideas for improving it but I dont feel comfortable sharing my intelectual property for your business class.
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
mint chapstick is my secret lover
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
always over chapstick
Oct 2 2012 6:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,444
I wish they made a chapstick fleshlight for my tiny little baby wiener. Other than that I have no use for it.
Oct 2 2012 6:43PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
But my lips hurt real bad!
Oct 2 2012 6:43PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
Actually, I think you could put a small amount of benzocaine in there hahaha
Oct 2 2012 7:18PM
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karenfang
Posts: 8 - Karma: 13
some chapsticks taste like shit ,one that tastes good would be real nice
Oct 2 2012 7:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
but then kids would eat it, c'mon karen..
Oct 2 2012 7:21PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
Always have a stick of it with me, one of my essentials I must say
Oct 2 2012 7:22PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
but there's lipstick/gloss that tastes good
but then again girls are less typical to be dumb fucks so
Oct 2 2012 7:25PM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 48
Chapstick is a must have. I never leave home without it. I personally use Burt's bees. I always have a tube in my ski jacket. Though one time my buddies cleverly took and old Burt's bees tube and cut the icy hot solid rub to fit it and replaced my tube with that. That shit was fucked, my lips hurt so fucking bad
Oct 2 2012 7:39PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.



^ karma for whoever tells me who said that w/o googling
Oct 2 2012 7:41PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
mint chapstick, or burts
Oct 2 2012 8:07PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
MOAR chap!
Oct 2 2012 8:08PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
But me chap for my birthday
Oct 2 2012 9:34PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I like chapstick. Really soothing whenever my boyfriend forgets the lube
Oct 2 2012 9:36PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
I have yet to use a single stick of chapstick more than 30 times...
Oct 2 2012 9:37PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Burt's or carmex. The carmex seems to last longer but Burt's is great, dat mint...
Oct 2 2012 9:58PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Apparently, very repetitive use of chapstick id bad for your lips.. A good alternative is coconut oil.
Oct 2 2012 10:28PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
Burts Bees. I can't find it in the canister anymore which sucks. The tube always rolls up in my pocket and the balm gets stuck in the cap...I hate that.
Oct 2 2012 10:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
edible chapstick
Oct 2 2012 10:34PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
make it harder to lose and or forget about, and none of that cheap keyring bs.
Oct 2 2012 10:36PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Chapstick blows, Blistex DCT over everything.
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Oct 2 2012 10:38PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Its safe to eat
Oct 2 2012 10:39PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
Will do.
Oct 2 2012 11:03PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
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In all honesty, that Blistex Medex stuff is the best.
Heals up your lips, keeps them prime in winter and sick conditions, and gives that refreshing blast of medical power.
Plus comes in the tube cartridge, or the mini container.
Oct 2 2012 11:33PM
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