"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
how about you do a mock on3p pillow fight. that too with less clothes.
The ToshTini !!!: How to make
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
-=|NS MOD SQUAD|=- § http://surfaceskis.com § http://el33tskier.tumblr.com § --EASTERN SAMPLE----B.M.I.T.R.----NS TRANCE FAMILY-- if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow sammyj Otherwise would've ended up like eheath with an fs100 and nothing to put it on, that stupid idiot. Slandypoo
She smokes like Bob Marley and looks like a barbie, and looks like a barbie and smokes like a Marley.
Sick line yo.
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
did you hear that girl rapping? she sounded like a white, sexy, biggie smalls. plus the use of relevant ski terminology such as 'afterbang' allowed her to get away with looking like she should live in Miami instead of a ski town.
i just dont see you gangly teenagers topping that
S.I.P Sarah J. Burke
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
- hendrik. '05