Back when i was a senior, a group of my classmates picked up a substitute in a wheelchair, and stuck him on the island inbetween two sets of stairs. He was stuck there for over an hour and a half.
Now before you go saying this is fucked up, it was. But the dude was a fuckin dick, always screaming at people and never in a good mood. This sub had been in our district for something like 15 years and had this happen to him a few times.
"I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet."