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soup
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is the gayest, worst smelling, piece of shit stuff i ahve ever seen. the only people who wear it are fucking losers who think that the commercials are true about how they ge laid because it makes women horny. well i tried it today, and not one girl noticed or wanted to fuck me. i even sprayed some on a girl and she did nothing. its the fucking stupidest shit i ahve ever seen and if you own some, ur a fucking faggot and are never gonna get laid
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Oct 18 2004 8:13PM
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SchweitzerSki
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you sprayed some on a girl? I agree that stuff is shit. I mean, come on guys graduate from albertsons cologne and get something worth smelling. And quit being fags and spraying it all over the fuckin schools!!
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Oct 18 2004 8:16PM
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DYFI
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axe works well when lighting fires or making flame throwers...haha shaun



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Oct 18 2004 8:18PM
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T.L.
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worked for me! what about BOD. thats worse

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Oct 18 2004 8:29PM
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SchweitzerSki
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I want your BOD
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Oct 18 2004 8:30PM
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soup
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well it wasnt like 'TAKE THIS BITCH!!' and i sprayed it in her face. it was where i sprayed it in front of her and she wfted it towards her.
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

ARMADA WEBSITE

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Oct 18 2004 8:39PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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ahahah they had free (i think)samples at costco just sitting in the aisle and i wasted one can on my little sister. She smelled bad in the car ===(
Oct 18 2004 8:44PM
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aggro_sk8
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if you got hit by a spark, you'd go up in flames. it contains 2 types of alcohol, as well as butane. and the propelants arent exactly flame retardant
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Oct 18 2004 9:34PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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You can get high from Axe
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Oct 18 2004 10:22PM
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annaSKI
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^wtf


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Oct 18 2004 10:23PM
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lineskier10
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im going to make something called Ace, which will be alchohol in a spray bottle that you can get drunk off, and it will look just like the Axe bottle, but it will actually work because of the fact that alchohol is such a great help, but the only problem will be getting drunk off of sprayed alchohol
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Oct 18 2004 10:25PM
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highfive
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^^^^^
Genius!

axe gets me laid all the time! i dont ever go out without my axe!

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its the hip-hop thing to do

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thats p.diddy's way of keepin it real. what a fake commercialized bitch ass mofo. go suck some biggie dick you fucking piece of shit. i hope when you go to hell tupac will shit on your face.
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Oct 18 2004 10:27PM
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annaSKI
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haha again wtf


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Oct 18 2004 10:27PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i wear axe essence. i always get complimetns from chicks that i smell good. and its cheap. so i dont give a fuck.
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Oct 18 2004 10:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i like the smell of the abercrombie colonge... can't think of the name but it smells very nice. other than that guys if you are wearing a scent to get laid just wear victoria's secret's 'amber romance' it's the perfume I wear, but if i smelled that shit on a guy I'd definitely promote people to sleep with him





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Oct 18 2004 10:48PM
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BobYohan
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i spray a little axe sometimes, does me just fine. never could bring myself to wear perfume, I feel like a tool


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Oct 18 2004 10:52PM
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highfive
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please people i was joking...

dont use axe use some cologne cmon...
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its the hip-hop thing to do

VOTE OR DIE

thats p.diddy's way of keepin it real. what a fake commercialized bitch ass mofo. go suck some biggie dick you fucking piece of shit. i hope when you go to hell tupac will shit on your face.
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Oct 18 2004 11:03PM
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saucerboy84
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some guys and i experimented spraying it in a long line down our carpeted hallway in dorms freshman year, then lighting it, pretty cool, also good for playing fireball with a doused tennis ball.
Oct 18 2004 11:20PM
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Lord_Piot
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pay more then 50 a bottle for something and then it starts to smell good

i usually use

perry ellis 360 degrees
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christian diors's fahrenheit
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Oct 18 2004 11:35PM
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Shaggy
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i wouldnever pay more than 15$ to smell nice, its just throwing money away.

i use the solid axe, Tsunami. its not cologne, its body spray Deodorant. if you wanna talk deodorant, then compare it to Old Spice, or Speed Stick or something like that.
Oct 19 2004 12:39AM
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PowderCanuck
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So yea I read up on axe when I was bored one day and they pretty much say this: Axe has some lady chemical (i am not going through the trouble of trying to remember which one) in it. It works. But not like the commercials. They do not become insta-horny. But they say that they WILL laugh at more of your jokes, flirt a little bit more, are more willing to talk to you after you offer to buy them a drink etc. So what they say is that it isn't some miracle spray that gets you laid, but can help you a little bit along the way. If you are a complete moron and have no luck with chicks Axe is never gonna get you laid. This is pretty much what the website says (or said, I checked it a while ago). I thought it was pretty cool at the time, but I still haven't actualy bought any.


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Oct 19 2004 12:47AM
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thejackamo
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so it has pheromones in it?


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Oct 19 2004 1:35AM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea lord piot, i have christian dior fahrenheit which is super good, but most of the time i stick with Polo blue
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Oct 19 2004 5:47AM
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imnothing
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if youre too lazy for deordarent and too poor for colouge
Oct 19 2004 6:38AM
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Lord_Piot
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good shit costs money


you think a 7 dollar bottle of axe is going to cut it? no deal

i only use the axe deoderant. but i dont think ill buy it again when i run out. there is other shit thats a better deoderant.
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Oct 19 2004 7:45AM
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Sharpy
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armani aqua di gio and Hugo Boss is the shit i buy, Hugo Boss floors the ladies
Oct 19 2004 9:29AM
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TAK
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Givenshy red label is what I steal from my step dad and it seems to get the job done. Citrus and cedar. Good in sutble amounts.
-TAK, PPPhD
Oct 19 2004 10:23AM
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skibrdingbitch
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mhmm axe, smells soo good, like i am not the only girl that does this, when we smell a guy that smells good every girl is like mhmmm, and like runs up and smells him, thats what alot of us do. and its usually axe that he has on


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Oct 19 2004 10:27AM
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Lord_Piot
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haha i bet you and your slut friends are impressed by cheap shit eh?
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Oct 19 2004 11:39AM
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flippintricker
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axe is deodorant not some fucking cologne, you cant compare the two



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Oct 19 2004 6:07PM
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Lefroy
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i hate axe.. its almost as bad as what my ex wore... which smelt like those pine things you hang from your rear view mirror


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Oct 19 2004 6:33PM
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saucerboy84
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what is that old school shit with 'leather' in the name...i wear original polo and victorias secret very sexy, girls dig the name
Oct 20 2004 12:02AM
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RandomHero21
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I went crazy with some of that shit one day and sprayed it all over my friends house. He yelled at me. The I started flame-throwing with it. He yelled at me again.


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Oct 20 2004 8:22AM
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HandiBoard
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English Leather^^
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Oct 20 2004 9:07AM
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RandomHero21
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Victoria's Secret makes men's cologne?


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Oct 20 2004 10:27AM
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saucerboy84
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YES, english leather!! and yes^ they make a pretty nice mens cologne
Oct 20 2004 11:27AM
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Real-person-behind-emo-4ever
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The fact that i can get axe for like 3$ compared to 50 for come colone makes me buy axe. I dont use it alot like some people do but its cheap and when there is a fly i can burn the fuck out of it.




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Oct 20 2004 12:19PM
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