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Who's going to vote for me in 2024?

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theabortionator
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If I'm still alive I plan on running for president. I honestly don't expect to win or even get very far but I'm going to make an effort regardless. Decided this spring that I was going to run. Sucks that I have to wait so long to do it but that's the way it is.



So who's with me?


Sep 5 2012 11:31AM
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theabortionator
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Already getting the campaign stuff going.

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Sep 5 2012 11:32AM
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El_Barto.
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i will vote for you this year. In oregon my vote is garbage anyway so i might as well
Sep 5 2012 11:32AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
I will vote for you if you show me your birth certificate, because you are most definetly a dirty Mexican.
Sep 5 2012 12:04PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
learned helplessness...
Sep 5 2012 12:32PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
this is perhaps one of the best things I've ever seen. you have my vote and if you need a campaign manager I'm so there.
Sep 5 2012 12:47PM
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grown-ninja
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bastard...I've been planing the same thing for some time, let me get a seat in your cabinet at least?  Who wouldn't vote for a bunch of 35 year olds, i sure would.
Sep 5 2012 12:57PM
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Spinoza
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this will be a dope claim thread if you make it.

will you change your username to be more politically correct?
Sep 5 2012 1:08PM
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RubberSoul
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no, but i'll assassinate you. just to be safe
Sep 5 2012 1:10PM
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theabortionator
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I'd probably keep it the same. Might honestly leak it to the press to get everything stirred up. Can't go wrong with a little publicity. Maybe they'll actually pay me for the news. Also prepared a flag to give to the opposition to use against me.

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Sep 5 2012 2:12PM
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5m0k3we3d
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I'll vote for you, you seem to understand property rights.
Sep 5 2012 2:16PM
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bakedpow
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Abort for prez
Sep 5 2012 2:16PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I gotta wait till 2028...but that's been a dream of mine since I was a toddler, so maybe I'll start putting in the effort sooner rather than later.
Sep 5 2012 2:18PM
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GrabsForFun
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If I live in the states you would have my vote haha
Sep 5 2012 2:25PM
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theabortionator
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Was never a dream for me or a goal. Honestly I just want to do it because shit is so fucked up these days. I want to see how far I can get without the backing of any major company. Without the party support to give me all the lovely funding. I feel lot would be accomplished just by giving it a try, and obviously more with it being even somewhat successful.

Maybe I can even get on the O'Reilly show.

I've got some ideas too. I feel like I could go on tour and get a lot of signatures just from hitting shows and fests and talking to people. Would be able to get my name out there to a lot of people in that world even with no media coverage. Although that isn't a huge part of the population it's still a good size and scattered throughout the whole country and many different types of people.

I also feel like there's a good chance of picking of a decent amount of voters that might not even agree with me on everything. People that have lost faith in the system and are down to try something different. Sort of a"Well those guys are pretty much guaranteed to suck so fuck it,why not try something different?" type of approach.

Even if it doesn't go very far but motivates other to try running for different offices. We need to stop electing the same people simply because their politicians. I'd rather see somebody I could trust, somebody I could respect in those positions even if they have no political experience.


I really hope I'm still around in 12 years to give it a shot.
Sep 5 2012 2:42PM
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Daph
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I will totes vote for you
Sep 5 2012 3:04PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Interesting. Well if you need a VP for re-election, holla atcha boy. I'd be interested to talk politics with you seeing as how serious you are about this.
Sep 5 2012 3:08PM
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maximiliaan
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hahaha the first thing i thought of was this!
Sep 5 2012 3:34PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
i can vote in 2020 so yea i'm game.
Sep 5 2012 4:12PM
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1337
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1337.2028
Sep 5 2012 4:18PM
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Miomo
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Too bad the world's ending in December.
Sep 5 2012 4:21PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I'm laughing so hard right now.

Why do people say that as if they're happy, do you not like living?
Sep 5 2012 4:28PM
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Zimmerman
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Secretary of Human Rights over here haha.
Sep 5 2012 4:42PM
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grown-ninja
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no wars
free healthcare/college education
no loopholes 8%-50k
12%50-415k
425+ 16%
corporate rate 18%
capital gains one level 16%
no other taxes
privative ss like most south American countires
legalize like Portugal
lower consent to 16/17
end the fed
loosen 2nd amendment laws put in place by Clinton then bush
get out of the UN/NAFTA
end the patriot act/NDAA/SOPA...etc
more rights for the states
free wifi for the country----win

should get the majority of votes
Sep 5 2012 5:31PM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha, that would be awesome
Sep 5 2012 5:34PM
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Spagett+
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Who will be you Vice President?
Sep 5 2012 5:34PM
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1337
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^
Probably would be a platform i'd run with if I did run.
Sep 5 2012 5:34PM
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theabortionator
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I would get the gov out of health care and education though. Also would like to drop the income tax.

Other than that's pretty much my style
Sep 5 2012 5:40PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I will vote for you if you promise to legalize all drugs.
Sep 5 2012 5:41PM
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theabortionator
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I support the legalization of all drugs. I'm not going to promise that I'm going to legalize all drugs. I can promise that I'm going to try, but it's very unlikely that I'll succeed.
Sep 5 2012 5:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you already sound like a politician.
Sep 5 2012 6:02PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
dude you made my day you got my vote!!!
Sep 5 2012 6:10PM
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El_Barto.
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Learned living in a state has had a democrat for governer for 30+ years
Sep 5 2012 6:16PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Ok awesome I'll vote for you.
Sep 5 2012 6:19PM
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FrysNation
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when your president you can build an indoor summer setup in the white house and then invite me over. okay?
Sep 5 2012 6:23PM
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Dragonite.
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Only if I get to be the secretary of the treasury!
Sep 5 2012 6:24PM
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no_steeze
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no, because under his rule anyone who misuses your and you're will be sent to a work camp. sorry
Sep 5 2012 6:27PM
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theabortionator
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The first white house rail jam. I think the first job as president might be to skatelight all the halls and build a bunch of small 1/4s to place randomly all over.
Sep 5 2012 6:29PM
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FrysNation
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really i know its supposed to be you're but my ass is to lazy to type that one extra key
Sep 5 2012 6:29PM
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YoungChristmas
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Can you atleast legalize medicinal crystal meth?
Sep 5 2012 6:35PM
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edai
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I plan on running for pres. in 2024.

"TRUST IN RUSTIN 2012"

I don't think you meet the necessary intellectual requirement.
Sep 5 2012 6:43PM
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BlackCupid
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Medicinal meth is already legal.

What he should be supporting is medicinal alcohol. It's egregious and deplorable that my health insurance refuses to pay for my booze.
Sep 5 2012 6:46PM
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theabortionator
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Well there was the other thread I made about not having slept in a while. Obviously meant 2024. Just wasn't paying attention and dropped this years date. The real important pieces of the picture were fine though. The eagle and and the statue of liberty over the flag. The date is pretty much irrelevant.


I was simply too stoke on that fucking eagle.
Sep 5 2012 6:47PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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run for president, stat.
Sep 5 2012 6:49PM
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DizzyG
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How are you going to pay for free healthcare/college with those taxes?
Sep 5 2012 6:50PM
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edai
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Jah Feel.
Sep 5 2012 6:51PM
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theabortionator
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My presidency here.


And to the complaint about the dates.

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Sep 5 2012 6:57PM
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Olimar
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you wont get any publicity... so many people run for president that you dont even know about. you'll just be another one of them. even this guy doesnt get any publicity and look at the shit he does.

Sep 5 2012 6:58PM
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DizzyG
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that guy is the fucking god of puns, what a boss
Sep 5 2012 7:00PM
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TheMEXICAN
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Sep 5 2012 7:01PM
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db21
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if you don't mind me asking, how old will you be in 2024?
Sep 5 2012 7:03PM
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