This is more of a funny story than anything super exciting. But I was at Lights all Night in dallas last new years. And me and my friends were at Big Gigantic fucking having the time of our lives (we're all big fans) and then we see this 200 pound redneck/juggalo/junkie looking bitch pushing through the crowd, eyes bulging out of her skull, pupils dialated as fuck. She looks like she is looking around for her child or some shit, perhaps searching for the last twinkie on earth. But she is just asking everyone around her something and when they would shake their heads she would go to the next, just scavenging for something.
Only 10 seconds after I first see her, she is in front of me and my friends and she is sweaty and smelly, and obviously rolling dick. She is probably tripping, probably waddling around with 5 rolls recently shoved into her anus for that pristine boof high, and she grabs me by the shoulder as if she just ran up 28 flights of very large stairs and was gonna faint. She gets extremely close to my face, I assumed she was gonna ask me for a water, or a paramedic, or perhaps a couple fucking tic tacs but no.
She looks me in the eye and asks "Do you have any Special K dawg?"
I could barely hear, I thought I knew what she said but I asked "Wait what?" I leaned in to make sure I heard her.
She replies "Ketamine HOMIE! That kitty, that K, do you have any fucking ketamine?!"
I just said "Nah, nah I don't sorry"
She just starts grabbing at my friends, who were just watching this junkie in fiend mode, and she is just frantically asking "DO YOU HAVE ANY? DO YOU? DO YOU? DO YOU?!"
Then, no shit, she just collapses to her knees like something out of a horrible dramatic love story about a fat bitch and a guy named Ketamine and yells "KETAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I shit you negative you could hear this bitch over the music. People in front of her turned around people behind us looked over our shoulders at her. Just as we thought the primordial scream was done she went at it one more time but this time she screamed, "WHO'S COCK DO I NEED TO SUCK TO GET INTO A DEEEEEEEP K-HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE?"
My friend BG then kicked her in the ribs and said some thing along the lines of "get out of here cunt I'm trying to listen to Big G."
I was already in a different state of mind so the whole ordeal was equal parts hilarious, and terribly scary to me. But big G played a fantastic show and I don't know what happened to the fat bitch. I hope for her sake she found her ketamine.
"kinda miss my kid, sold it for my vibes ticket and some dose last year hahah. but i still shred on the hand drums like it's my job." -DFAC
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