Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Name my Son

profile picture
TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327

Continued from thread months ago. First name will be Keegan (top pick by nsers). His last name is Riley. I need a badass middle name. Help my kid be boss. Thank you.

Aug 30 2012 1:50AM
0 0
profile picture
Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, or Dylan.


Because he spits hot fire.
Aug 30 2012 10:47AM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Keegan Hellfire Riley
Keegan Getpaid Riley
Keegan MakinMoves Riley
Keegan Bitches-be-drippin Riley

Its like his name was pulled right off facebook
Aug 30 2012 10:51AM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Keegan Zephyr Riley
Aug 30 2012 10:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
What is/was your grandpa's name on your dads side? Just use that. That'swhat everyone I know has.
Aug 30 2012 10:54AM
0 0
profile picture
2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
This is how mine is
Aug 30 2012 11:24AM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
My middle name is my mothers maiden name. You can use that if it applies.. mine is Lane. And I actually plan to name my kid that.
Aug 30 2012 11:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
Yeah something like that works too. Usually a middle name is something you want to keep in the family. Like a tradition. Not something most voted by the 12 year old population of newschoolers...
Aug 30 2012 12:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38

hahahahah i lost it on this. anyways, his name should be

anuslicking butt pirate.

Aug 30 2012 1:23PM
0 0
profile picture
jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
Joseph
Charles
Jacob
Aug 30 2012 1:29PM
0 0
profile picture
YoungWookiee
Posts: 681 - Karma: 393
jiberish
newschooler

Aug 30 2012 1:40PM
0 0
profile picture
ninthwardCAD
Posts: 90 - Karma: 11

CR

Aug 30 2012 1:45PM
0 0
profile picture
GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
Keegen Fleegen Riley
Aug 30 2012 2:24PM
0 0
profile picture
skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
before naming your kid you should look into the economics of naming your kid.

to keep it short i wouldnt pick Keegan as my first, or even 50th choice if it were my offspring
Aug 30 2012 3:12PM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Please explain....
Aug 30 2012 3:21PM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
James
Aug 30 2012 3:28PM
0 0
profile picture
TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
alright let me just throw some out there, seriously any of these would be acceptable.....
Jimarcus
Reggie
Raymone
Deaengelo
Jermaine
Jerome
Dontrell
Lamarr
D'angelo
D'shaun
or maybe even Treshaun
Aug 30 2012 3:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Keegan Fucking Riley.

You literally cannot get more badass than that.
Aug 30 2012 3:33PM
0 0
profile picture
skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaU9vmL8i3Y&feature=related
Aug 30 2012 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
^^ Interesting video. But I don't think Keegan is a lowerclass/stripper sounding name. Even though its for a guy. I still dont think it's that bad. I like it. It sounds like an athletes name.
Aug 30 2012 3:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
change my name too...uhh..... Henry Obama





areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
Aug 30 2012 5:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
need new link, god damn internet lawyer business bureaucratic static
Aug 30 2012 5:15PM
0 0
profile picture
cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
keegan dollo riley


so then he can be k dollo
Aug 30 2012 5:21PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
kodiak, like Alaska. and have him grow a nice beard as soon as he can, mountain man
Aug 30 2012 5:29PM
0 0
profile picture
.ALOC.
Posts: 202 - Karma: 19
Danger /thread
Aug 30 2012 7:49PM
0 0
profile picture
SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
sparticus
Aug 30 2012 10:48PM
0 0
profile picture
rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Joseph
Aug 30 2012 10:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
hahah if you ever want your kid to get a job wit some half decent stability, you won't name him any of these
Aug 31 2012 10:00AM
0 0
profile picture
buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Cam
Sep 13 2012 2:39AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)