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Ways to ask someone to Homecoming

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Young_Zay
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Hey NS, My schools Homecoming dance is in a couple weeks and i need some creative ways to ask my date. She plays soccer and tennis if that helps any.

Dont let me down Newschoolers!
Aug 29 2012 7:53PM
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king.tubby
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put a note in one of those tennis ball tubes
Aug 29 2012 7:56PM
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Puns
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write I love you
Aug 29 2012 7:56PM
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Puns
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wait she's your date, why are you asking her. duh.
Aug 29 2012 7:57PM
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Puns
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soccer dick
Aug 29 2012 7:58PM
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ScooterLapooter
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Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Aug 29 2012 7:59PM
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Young_Zay
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Everyone asks before asking in creative way so people surprised and they no she wont say no
Aug 29 2012 8:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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search bar homecoming for many many many threads on this topic.
Aug 29 2012 8:02PM
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Puns
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Oh, neat. Well, you could make chalk drawings in and around her house leading her to something, or around the school. Maybe to a fake crime scene with a chalk outline of your body (with more muscles) and then slap her in the face and say you're dying to be her date.

Or wear a shirt that says the word 'tennis'

Get it, because she likes tennis
Aug 29 2012 8:04PM
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profa_212
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My schools homecoming is gunna be on birthday! Good time are going to be had! Lol
Aug 29 2012 8:09PM
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Shasta.purp
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get a tennis ball gun (the things that shoot at you so you can practice by yourself) and when she comes up pelt her with a few. now the trick here is that you write homecoming on each one, once the pain has left her body she can pic one up and read it and say yes to your fine ass. she will be so happy she wont even be mad
Aug 29 2012 8:12PM
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bleevus
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Change the voicemail on your phone to say "Will you go to homecomng?" or some shit and then make sure she calls you. the girls at my school all fucking loved it. it worked too.
Aug 29 2012 8:15PM
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Young_Zay
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I've seen some pretty good ones but keep them coming!
Aug 29 2012 8:20PM
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asfdfads
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ask her by writing it on her mattress, then sink the mattress in a pool. she will have to get the mattress out to read the message.
Aug 29 2012 8:21PM
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profa_212
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Get a soccer ball and write "homecoming?" on it or something along those lines, and say you just want to kick the ball around with her. She will eventually realize it says something on there...so long and so forth.
Aug 29 2012 8:25PM
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J-C
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1. write on a paper will you come to homecoming
2. eat the paper
3. puke in her toilet
4. she will see the paper and job done
Aug 29 2012 8:26PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Write "homecoming?" on your dick and drop your pants in school
Aug 29 2012 8:27PM
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ALaw
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step 1. right "homecoming?" on your penis
step 2. drape your penis over your wrist
step 3. ask her if she can read your watch for you since you cant read it
step 4. bang her
Aug 29 2012 8:28PM
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TheMEXICAN
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sac up walk up to her and say hey will you go to homecoming with me and guess what there's only two things that can happen she says yes or she says no its alot better than putting a ton of work into something and then her just saying no
Aug 29 2012 8:30PM
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theabortionator
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Just ask her. It's fucking homecoming, not some shitty movie.


Or go do a bunch of pointless shit just to make yourself feel like you're doing something better.
Aug 29 2012 8:31PM
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Young_Zay
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Read the thread
Aug 29 2012 8:31PM
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Lick
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If you come up with something creative, it would just be a downright dick move to say no. So they will usually say yes.
Aug 29 2012 8:33PM
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TheMEXICAN
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i did your trying to be creative but unless your a hundred percent sure it will work dont do something to elaborate cause if she says no then you put all that work in for nothing and its just a little awkward if you go all out on it like what people are saying
Aug 29 2012 8:34PM
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erikK
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what the hell is homecoming? must be something we don't do in canader...
Aug 29 2012 8:36PM
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TheMEXICAN
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you have a point but then you wouldent get laid if there goin with you out of simpithy
Aug 29 2012 8:37PM
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theabortionator
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Are you kidding me? This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck high school.
Aug 29 2012 8:38PM
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theabortionator
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Or prom. All the noob children do this for prom these days as well.



Makes me WUT so hard.
Aug 29 2012 8:40PM
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TheMEXICAN
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discard everthing i said before if she already said yes then there is no point in asking this question put all your time into homecoming itself and make sure its a crazy fucking night
Aug 29 2012 8:41PM
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Saac
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Just piss in her butt already!
Aug 29 2012 8:41PM
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Spagett+
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Pee the word Homecomeing on her driveway and then when she comes out and is i awe of you precision peeing you can sneak attack pee in her butt. 
Aug 29 2012 8:41PM
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Sleepercell
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Do something with tennis or soccer, or any other thing she likes. Just be creative. I gave this girl 9 grams of strawberry haze. The nugs were high quality super bud and smelled like strawberries and on the jar cap it said " Can we both take a Homecoming toke?" I got rejected but fuck her I happily took back the buds and smoked the 9 grams and just went and asked some other girl. No bullshit, no extra shows, I just went up to her and asked and gave her some flowers, and it worked out.

Basically you can ask anyway but be classy about it.
Aug 29 2012 8:58PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I hope you weren't planning on letting her keep it if she said yes...
Aug 29 2012 9:13PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Put a note on an R/C car and have someone drive it into her classroom. Make the note say to come into the hall and be standing there with flowers and balloons.
Aug 29 2012 9:23PM
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Sleepercell
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No I wasn't. I was going to give her this 2.5 gram nug that I weighed out. I know she was disappointed that she didn't get to smoke any of it. hahaha. The date I had was much better. My friend got this bangin ass chick and she left him during the dance. He was the vice president. SO WACK. Girls that ditch their dates are assholes.
Aug 29 2012 9:23PM
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theabortionator
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You mean you offered her a bowl back of the dimer of brick weed you bought from the dude at the gas station that only weighed .7
Aug 29 2012 9:27PM
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Sleepercell
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My friends dad bought the weed and I gave him a few strain names that I was looking for, since I was looking for a girly strain you could say. He grows for medical dispensaries and is in the link with all the medical grower community so he can get some high quality bud and definitely pulled through. I haven't seen brick weed since 7th grade.
Aug 30 2012 1:06AM
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ski-swagga
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affectionately pee in her butt.
Aug 30 2012 1:13AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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Its like a middle school dance but with high school students. and shittier.
Aug 30 2012 1:18AM
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jameskiy
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put a note on an RC car saying "wanna go to homecoming with me" with her name. then she will be embarassed and become a loser then have no standards then your good.
Aug 30 2012 1:26AM
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bjobe
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Write "will you go to homecoming with me?" backwards on your dick with wet paint, then slap her face with your dick and wait till she looks in a mirror.
Aug 30 2012 1:33AM
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the~muffin~man
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write homecoming? on your dick with a yes and no box on your balls and give her a pen.
Aug 30 2012 1:41AM
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E__
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Most creative and likely one yet.
Aug 30 2012 2:17AM
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Uah
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get in the van
Aug 30 2012 2:20AM
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Young_Zay
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bump, i need more creative way
Aug 31 2012 11:04AM
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Young_Zay
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ways*
Aug 31 2012 11:05AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you'd have to get her parents in on it for this one, or you'll have to break in to her house.

put a trail of hershey's kisses leading from the front door of her house to the bathroom and finally to the shower. in the shower you will place a dozen roses with a note. she gets home and follows the trail of kisses to the shower where she sees the roses. then she reads the note that says, "now that I've kissed the ground that you walk on and showered you with roses, will you go to homecoming with me?"

guaranteed yes.
Aug 31 2012 11:27AM
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midget.
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Write it in semen on her dads forehead
Aug 31 2012 11:35AM
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james6345789
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Write "homecoming, bitch" with weed killer in her lawn.
Aug 31 2012 11:35AM
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crab_pretzel
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haha for some reason i lold pretty hard at this.

be sure to add a huge bulge in your pants in the chalk outline of course
Aug 31 2012 11:36AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Asked my girl yesterday, kept itbpretty simple. Came into her class with an arrangement of roses and her favorite coffee, said would you like to go to homecoming? She said yes Nd I bounced.
Sep 1 2012 10:16AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Would do this but my gf goes to a different school. I still plan on asking her some how though
Sep 1 2012 10:27AM
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