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The Best, Worst Inventions

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theabortionator
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Whether it's useless, insanely dangerous, or just straight up dumb. I challenge you to invent something brilliant that will probably never catch on. If you can, make a picture that helps show what your invention is. If you've actually made it, post a pic of it. Try to describe it in a way people will have some idea what the hell you're talking about.
Aug 16 2012 8:08PM
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theabortionator
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Bump for NS ideas. I know they're out there. I had some other good ones I just gotta remember them or invent some new things
Aug 17 2012 2:50PM
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TallerThanThou
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This seems reasonable.
Aug 17 2012 2:53PM
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midget.
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after a full nights sleep I still stand by this
Aug 17 2012 2:54PM
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theabortionator
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This is an invention I made 15 years ago. I just crudely re did it in a couple minutes but whatever. I wish I could find the original plans.



So basically this is an rv with a back more like a full size trailer. The rv is powered by the wind coming in to multiple vents and spinning fans so you don't have to stop for gas when running from the cops.


The bottom dropped down underneath so you could get snowmobiles and dirtbikes(I drew a reg bike because I can't draw a dirtbike or motorcycle well) and what not in and out while moving. This was the dope bank robbery mobile.


I know now that you need something to power the car to keep it going but hell, I was 8.
Aug 17 2012 3:01PM
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Mr_Mackey
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Thats a fantastic bike.
Aug 17 2012 4:09PM
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theabortionator
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thanks you :)
Aug 17 2012 4:20PM
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NinetyFour
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If I were famous I'd endorse it.
Aug 17 2012 4:43PM
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theabortionator
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bump because I wanna see some inventions. I know ns people have invented some genius yet awful shit, and have solid paint drawing skills.


Aug 17 2012 6:47PM
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jibjunkie
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based on some of the ones posted in this thread i would say this is in the same league. get ready: a straight arrow in a car. basically a completely useless blinking light on the hood that signifies the drivers intention to go straight. yes it is completely retarted but o well
Aug 17 2012 7:34PM
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Aidan-G
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I think I just found gold boys. Toothbrush with a replaceable toothpaste cartridge. Squeeze the handle and toothpaste goes up through the bristles
Aug 17 2012 7:39PM
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midget.
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you copied my dildo idea you bastard
Aug 17 2012 7:47PM
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Aidan-G
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We'll sell both. Partners?
Aug 17 2012 8:08PM
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theabortionator
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That would be an interesting grouping.


Dildos and toothbrushes? Do you offer combo deals? Clean your teeth while you fuck yourself?
Aug 17 2012 8:57PM
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Aidan-G
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they will double as a dildo and a toothbrush
Aug 17 2012 8:59PM
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lgski
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I'm always game for a nice run from the cops. heres my semi related cop idea.

ok, so this is how you rob a bank truck carrying 30 million bars of gold, without even getting out of your car

scope out for the truck until you find it and get in front of it. on your car you have a hydraulic trailer. when you come to a stop light, you make sure they are right behind you. then, you back up your car and the trailer goes underneath the bank truck. once your underneath it, you press a button, lifting the truck right off its wheels!! then you drive away to your secret hideaway, and get the goods!

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THENNNNNNNN

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Aug 17 2012 9:32PM
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lgski
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someone needs to see this

Aug 18 2012 1:14AM
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theabortionator
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I saw it lgski




I saw it....
Aug 18 2012 1:52AM
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jameskiy
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lol, i like this guy
Aug 18 2012 8:53AM
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theabortionator
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bump for inventions
Aug 19 2012 5:30PM
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Karkoskier
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Amazing... That would be incredibly fun. there should have a way to move a rail or box from one side to the other. like the rail moves at you and you hop on. Someone build this!
Aug 19 2012 5:41PM
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GavinW
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I have thought about this before. It would be cool to have it so you can control the speed of the water to your liking and be able to tune the wake how you like it like any wakeboat
Aug 19 2012 5:53PM
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Miomo
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I wanna invent a helmet that lets you talk to peanuts!
Aug 19 2012 6:23PM
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-Robert
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Lol awesome!
Aug 19 2012 6:41PM
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WorthDaMoney
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threads for when i remember the inventions ive thought about in the past
Aug 19 2012 7:07PM
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JayMeZZy
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sooo many flaws, what about the people in the van you are stealing
Aug 19 2012 7:27PM
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NinetyFour
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INB4 this gets stolen but.... A BMX hub that is much like a ratchet, and you have spring loaded brake lever. When you ride forward you don't grab the brake lever and the bike pedals and freewheels normally. When you grab the brake lever the ratcheting hub basically flips over and works backwards so now if you land switch you don't have to back pedal to avoid wheel lockup. Maybe you could also backpedal and take off switch?
Aug 19 2012 7:32PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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they have something like this called a free coaster, only you dont have to use a lever
Aug 19 2012 7:45PM
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lgski
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kill em later on

Aug 19 2012 7:48PM
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ignantchief
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Aug 19 2012 9:17PM
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theabortionator
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free coaster hubs man. Do you not watch videos ever? Not sure if many people ride them, but they've been around at least 10 years.
Aug 19 2012 9:19PM
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Bill.Nye
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Someone already invented something better.


Aug 19 2012 9:22PM
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Dragonite.
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Regarding Tex's video:
I'm trying to figure out what's funnier. The fact that it's called kush or the fact that it's a piece of plastic that you stick between your tits.
Aug 19 2012 9:28PM
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theabortionator
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totally different though. His was more wakeboarding, flowriders are basically surfing.
Aug 19 2012 9:32PM
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Bill.Nye
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Have you ever ridden a flowrider?
Aug 19 2012 9:34PM
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theabortionator
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yes, why is that relevant anyway?
Aug 19 2012 9:38PM
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Bill.Nye
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It's hardly "basically surfing." It's pretty much a hybrid of surfing, wake boarding and skim boarding. Which one it's closest too depends on how you ride it. If anything I'd say it's closer to wake boarding.
Aug 19 2012 9:43PM
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theabortionator
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The way you can pop off and get that style of tricks yes, the actual thing not as much. Would shit you learn apply to wakeboard, sure. Just saying it's a lot different then getting towed behind a boat and jumping the wake.

Could you grab a rope and practice on a flowrider with handle passes, sure. Just saying the concept is much more like surfing than wakeboarding.


Yes throwing inverted 900s is much more like wakeboarding than surfing, I wasn't arguing that it wasn't
Aug 19 2012 9:47PM
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NinetyFour
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Damn... But you can't backpedal to move the bike can you? I mean If a guy could rip into a feature switch on a bike :| me gusta. Aha and honestly I love watching BMX videos but I don't often watch them. I only mountain bike...
Aug 19 2012 11:41PM
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theabortionator
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I haven't really watched bike videos in forever. Since nachos and supreme were the sickest videos.

Idk, you could build it but it could go pretty poorly. Why do you need to accelerate going backwards anyway.


I guess you could build it for a specific couple tricks. Just like heres what I can do. Sort of like the snowboard tailwhip thing.

Aug 19 2012 11:45PM
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AlexFromTarget
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Dont mixup the cartridges
Aug 20 2012 2:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i've thought about this time and time again. the main problem that I see is how to you keep from getting slammed in to the back wall of the pool if you fall? You aren't going to be able to instantly stop that much water....
Aug 20 2012 3:07PM
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NinetyFour
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It could be a pretty long pool with some matts at the back? Also, how about a truck or car with minimal parts, easy to work on, easy to maintain. Ihad simple electronic modules and a simple wiring harness. Preferably electric powered because electric motors are way low maintainence in comparison to combustion engines.
Aug 20 2012 11:45PM
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Algebra
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A big lawn mower that's a ride on sort of thing that has big ass fans under it and a rag tube thing for wheels and drive it in golf courses at 4am so when u go to golf at 6 am u don't have to bring extra socks cause the ground is dry
Aug 21 2012 10:36AM
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Deluge
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please.
Aug 21 2012 10:40AM
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theabortionator
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invented some pretty awful/awesome food combos
Sep 5 2012 9:54AM
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theabortionator
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I'm gonna make a site called red light green light. You choose what kind of porn your into at the start. So it starts off with some porn in the style you want and then randomly switches to the complete opposite kind of porn or completely fucked up things.


Example.

Two chick are groping each other and then start going at it, then it cuts to footage of beaten animals, then back to the the chicks, then cspan.

Something like that.
Sep 24 2012 6:58PM
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little1337
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genius.
Sep 24 2012 7:44PM
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MR.DERP
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hey thats my name
Sep 24 2012 7:50PM
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MR.DERP
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or you can just spend like 1$ on a beer coozie
Sep 24 2012 7:51PM
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theabortionator
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Your hands will still get cold when it's 30 degrees out. Plus koozies are worthless for me. I stopped buying them like 3 years ago. Pay 3 bucks for 1 and by your 3rd beer it's gone somehow. I don't know how people have ones from shows 10 years ago. I can't make it through 6 beers with one.

Also invented a new version of this weekend. Weld the hobo barrel to a wagon and have a boom box on it. Walk around and rage. Was at a fest this weekend that got down to 34 at night. Pretty fucking cold to be walking around in summer clothes, partying, and sleeping in ghetto ass tents.
Sep 24 2012 8:11PM
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