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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
Lets see who has the funniest job, Ill start by saying i work at Rite Aid as a cashier.
Aug 15 2012 8:13PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
i'm supposed to be a painter but I really just huff paint and gasoline all day
Aug 15 2012 8:16PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
cleaning dishes
Aug 15 2012 8:19PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
i cut grass
Aug 15 2012 8:20PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
Ranch-Hand. Hard work but $15 an hour is sick.
Aug 15 2012 8:20PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I'm a barback at a Pub
Aug 15 2012 8:21PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Sm fencing of north Dakota. I have not done a single thing with fences in my 3 months of employment
Aug 15 2012 8:51PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i work the night shift with your mom
Aug 15 2012 8:53PM
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HARVERSACE
Posts: 763 - Karma: 372
cut grass
Aug 15 2012 8:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51258 - Karma: 157,327
Park crew at some place where there's snow. The rest of the year I tour.


Summer tour for the win! Hopefully jumping on phish leg 2 in Kansas City
Aug 15 2012 8:55PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
I do nothing, but when I do it's in a lumberyard.
Aug 15 2012 8:56PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Hahaha also, op I just noticed we have been named in similar fashions. Do we make out now? Confused about the procedure.
Aug 15 2012 8:57PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i mean we can suck face if you want..
Aug 15 2012 9:00PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
River Guide for tourists. Get paid to kayak, and generally pull around 10 rafts off rocks a day.
Aug 15 2012 9:11PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
im a Marine, more specifically a 3531 Motor Transportation Operator
Aug 15 2012 9:15PM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
I'm a male escort.
Aug 15 2012 9:17PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
I just stopped working at a pizza place (Donatos)
Aug 15 2012 9:18PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
Male stripper
Aug 15 2012 9:26PM
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Creed
Posts: 144 - Karma: 84
home hardware
Aug 15 2012 9:31PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
TERRAIN PARK STAFF AT SQUAW


/claim
Aug 15 2012 9:53PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
WEED MAN /clai
Aug 15 2012 9:57PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.


Aug 15 2012 10:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
personal trainer & student
Aug 15 2012 10:20PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
I work at Zara.
Aug 15 2012 10:21PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you won't do it
Aug 15 2012 10:23PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
do tell
Aug 15 2012 10:24PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
organ grinder
Aug 15 2012 10:24PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I work at the non-ski gabber. My title is executive in charge of stupid shit and assholery
Aug 15 2012 10:24PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
What would you like to hear about
Aug 15 2012 10:24PM
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GSPhotography
Posts: 838 - Karma: 1,373
Lifeguard.
Aug 15 2012 10:26PM
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GSPhotography
Posts: 838 - Karma: 1,373
Lifeguard.
Aug 15 2012 10:26PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
*fuck
Aug 15 2012 10:58PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
I work for AriZona Iced Tea.
Aug 15 2012 11:00PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Substitute teacher, hopefully a full time before September comes.
Aug 15 2012 11:29PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,929

I deliver pizzas and shit gets pretty crazy. I had a dude answere the door in a spiderman costume and thats just one story.

Aug 15 2012 11:34PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
ski instructor and park crew at the shitty local hill. probably not the most fun but it's a good excuse to spend 6-14 hours a day on the hill most days. I get a lot of free time to just ski.
Aug 15 2012 11:35PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
no hot milfs grabbing you by your dick and tipping you with a blow job?
Aug 15 2012 11:36PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
spot me a box of raspberry iced tea?
Aug 15 2012 11:36PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Story time
Aug 15 2012 11:37PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
kinesiologist at a sports medicine and physiotherapy clinic inside a huge sports complex
Aug 15 2012 11:38PM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
you should change your name then
Aug 15 2012 11:41PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
This.

Im a lifeguard during the summer and ski shop tech during the winter. Should be learning how to mount skis this winter, Im pretty stoked to go back.
Aug 15 2012 11:41PM
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Colin.W
Posts: 592 - Karma: 155
I work at a cancer research company called Ventana. They make instruments that stain tissue and diagnose whay kind of cancer, and how far along the cancer is.
Aug 15 2012 11:41PM
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nickyb
Posts: 201 - Karma: 677
I work at a golf course and i have yet to figure out why they pay me for what i do.
Aug 15 2012 11:46PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
What do you do thats makes you question why your getting a pay check?
Aug 15 2012 11:48PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
research tech at bowdoin college on a NASA grant
Aug 15 2012 11:49PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
mowing lawns, made over $1500 this season.
Aug 15 2012 11:52PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
carpenter by summer
weekend burger flipper at my mountain by winter.ski all week.

i prefer winter

been ridin' this out for a whiile
Aug 15 2012 11:55PM
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nickyb
Posts: 201 - Karma: 677
im a starter, which basically means i sit and do nothing all day. my previous statement is a bit of an exaggeration, but seriously this is the easiest job on the planet, and for that i am grateful.
Aug 15 2012 11:55PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Fuel cell engineering intern - done on Friday

Student - always

Videographer for the UConn School of Engineering - last year, coming semester.
Aug 15 2012 11:56PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
I'm a cashier at A&W. Its super chill, and I basically get paid to sit on my phone all day. One time there was a really drunk guy, he just sat there like almost falling asleep, making grunting sounds and stuff. It was hilarious. Then he finally left, and he left behind a full pack of cigarettes. Score
Aug 16 2012 12:00AM
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