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Thinkgs that make you go "Holy Fuck!"

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Lé.Skiing
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so this morning taking a shower everything was perfectly normal.  went to dry off  still normal.  drying my genitals with the towel removed the towel and there it was staring at me in the face.  A huge spider right near my ballsack crawling fast for my genitals.  now I'm not one for being scared of spiders but it caught me so off guard yelled "HOLY FUCK!" and had to try and hit it off a few times before I got it off also nicking my sack.  anyone else have any stories that your only response is holy fuck?


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Aug 13 2012 1:35PM
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Forcillo
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Oh my god that made my fucking day
Aug 13 2012 1:37PM
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theabortionator
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Did the spider finish you off or just leave you there with blue balls and never call again?
Aug 13 2012 1:42PM
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Lé.Skiing
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left me with shit bricks...
Aug 13 2012 1:45PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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switch dub 1440
Aug 13 2012 1:49PM
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[hamnuts]
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my god
Aug 13 2012 1:53PM
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ryantheconnolly
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earlier this summer my friends and i were driving around, pretty baked, when we saw a car just like this on the side of the road late at night

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that made all of us say "holy fuck"
Aug 13 2012 1:58PM
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notfunny
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that's fucking scary..
Aug 13 2012 1:58PM
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cheener12
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I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NOTHIN accept for heights........


Aug 13 2012 2:06PM
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ihitchadsgap
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that is just ridiculous
Aug 13 2012 2:17PM
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Heart
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what a terrible job... i was nervous just watching that video
Aug 13 2012 2:21PM
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Peachbutt
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Every time I wake up and remember it's August...
Aug 13 2012 2:40PM
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Broommasta
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holy fuck is an understatement

Aug 13 2012 3:40PM
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SterlingArcher
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Some of these are definately holy fuck moments

Aug 13 2012 3:50PM
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Toaster-Tony
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A few weeks ago I was laying in bed and I had just shut my eyes when I felt something crawl across my forward. I swept it off not thinking much about it. I looked on the floor after I realized something had actually just crawled across my face to find about a 8 in. centipede that had been in my bed. I just thought "Holy Fuck" to myself and tried to forget about it so I could fall asleep.
Aug 13 2012 3:54PM
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twin-tip-hero
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a few years ago i was in an accident. a guy ran a red light and came out of nowhere. the only words i could get out before impact was OH FUCK!!!
Aug 13 2012 4:02PM
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Flacko
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sheeeeet that sent shivers down my spine, who the hell would risk their lives every day to do that
Aug 13 2012 4:07PM
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JzD.
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I hope it didnt bite you and put its eggs in your sac, that would suck.
Aug 13 2012 4:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I saw a gnarly water skiing crash earlier this summer. One of my team mates was practising this trick where they cut really hard and the boat whips them 360 degrees around the boat. Well, they were doing it close to shore and this kid got whipped in to shore at about 50 mph. He went head first in to some tree stumps a few feet in to shore and it exploded his helmet off of his head. The first words out of my mouth were literally "Holy FUCK!" as I went running to the kids convulsing body. 8 stitches later and the dude was OK. I've seen a lot of gnar shit and I honestly thought this kid was going to be a vegetable the rest of his life. It takes a lot to make me scream HOLY FUCK!

Here's a vid of the trick to give you and idea of what I mean. (This is the world record that our team holds)


Aug 13 2012 4:21PM
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Where-am-I
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i had something similar happen, i was coming back from skiing driving in the country when i see a car and a tree ablaze up the road near the crest of a hill. as im about to get to the car two cop cars and two firetrucks come screaming over the hill and block the highway right as i get there
Aug 13 2012 4:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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if that were me I would just bring a parachute to work and jump off at the end of a work day..
Aug 13 2012 5:40PM
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