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so this morning taking a shower everything was perfectly normal. went to dry off still normal. drying my genitals with the towel removed the towel and there it was staring at me in the face. A huge spider right near my ballsack crawling fast for my genitals. now I'm not one for being scared of spiders but it caught me so off guard yelled "HOLY FUCK!" and had to try and hit it off a few times before I got it off also nicking my sack. anyone else have any stories that your only response is holy fuck?
A few weeks ago I was laying in bed and I had just shut my eyes when I felt something crawl across my forward. I swept it off not thinking much about it. I looked on the floor after I realized something had actually just crawled across my face to find about a 8 in. centipede that had been in my bed. I just thought "Holy Fuck" to myself and tried to forget about it so I could fall asleep.
I saw a gnarly water skiing crash earlier this summer. One of my team mates was practising this trick where they cut really hard and the boat whips them 360 degrees around the boat. Well, they were doing it close to shore and this kid got whipped in to shore at about 50 mph. He went head first in to some tree stumps a few feet in to shore and it exploded his helmet off of his head. The first words out of my mouth were literally "Holy FUCK!" as I went running to the kids convulsing body. 8 stitches later and the dude was OK. I've seen a lot of gnar shit and I honestly thought this kid was going to be a vegetable the rest of his life. It takes a lot to make me scream HOLY FUCK!
Here's a vid of the trick to give you and idea of what I mean. (This is the world record that our team holds)
i had something similar happen, i was coming back from skiing driving in the country when i see a car and a tree ablaze up the road near the crest of a hill. as im about to get to the car two cop cars and two firetrucks come screaming over the hill and block the highway right as i get there