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Eating Loudly

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.Hugo.
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This has got to be my biggest pet peeve, and the guy that works 2 cubicles down from me is the loudest eater in the god damn world. Right now someone has a radio on and I have one ear bud in and I can still hear him chewing like it's playing through that ear bud.

Now he is fuck slurping down french fries. Yes slurping like some do when they eat soup. How the fuck do you even do that? The worst part is that this goes on for 30+ min cause the guy is a fat piece of shit who just stuffs his face.

Does this bother anyone else this much or am I overreacting?
Aug 9 2012 2:05PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Leave an anonymous note on his moniter when he leaves addressed from -your coworkers.
Aug 9 2012 2:08PM
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theBearJew
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There is nothing i can do. They are just loud chips!
Aug 9 2012 2:09PM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
It doesn't bother me but I have a friend that cant stand it.
Aug 9 2012 2:10PM
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theBearJew
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Aug 9 2012 2:10PM
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Spinoza
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It used to bother me like crazy. But
Aug 9 2012 2:11PM
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Spinoza
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You just gotta put it out of your head. Mind over Matter like a Stoic Sage.
Aug 9 2012 2:12PM
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ihitchadsgap
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me too

Aug 9 2012 2:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Aug 9 2012 2:15PM
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theabortionator
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obviously kill him then pee in his butt. Nothing else you can do here.
Aug 9 2012 2:15PM
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eldridge
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when people bite their spoon when eating soup or cereal i want to fucking smash the bowl in their stupid fucking faces.
Aug 9 2012 2:18PM
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CliffyByro
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sit next to him and eat louder
Aug 9 2012 2:18PM
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.Hugo.
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I try so hard to do this but it's so damn hard. Like these aren't even crunchy foods that he eats or anything, he just chews insanely loud.
Aug 9 2012 2:18PM
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.Hugo.
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Almost forgot, he is a fucking mouth breather too. Seriously sounds like he is going to have a heart attack.
Aug 9 2012 3:19PM
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Mr_Mackey
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oh hey
Aug 9 2012 4:24PM
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LIL-WAT
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i agree OP, makes me mad
Aug 9 2012 4:30PM
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Carl~Sagan
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my dad makes everything he eats sound crunchy. like he crunches on pasta and steamed broccoli and ham sandwiches just as much as he crunches on pita chips. it is the strangest thing.
Aug 9 2012 4:37PM
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Jane6
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my mom is a super loud chewer, I lose my apetite when I hear her eat. I have pointed it out to her like every meal we've had together the last 6 years, but she doesnt get it. I absolutely cant stand it.
Aug 9 2012 4:47PM
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Mr_Mackey
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swallower*
Aug 9 2012 4:50PM
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Jane6
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oh no you didnt?
Aug 9 2012 5:22PM
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Parks.
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Lol that's so annoying!
Aug 9 2012 5:25PM
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Parks.
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Lol that's so annoying!
Aug 9 2012 5:26PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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I wanna fucking kill anyone around me who chews noisy as hell. Makes it impossible for me to ever go to a Chinese or Indian restaurant.

Whatever I hate Chinese and Indian food anyway.
Aug 9 2012 5:29PM
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Bar_Down
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Loud eaters are fucked, it's so unnecessary and disgusting.
Aug 9 2012 5:31PM
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Kreech
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mouth-breather (n.) - synonymous with "fucking idiot"; a person of extremely low intelligence who deserves to be euthanized on the spot.
Aug 9 2012 5:33PM
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.Hugo.
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You know what I meant. Quit being a smart ass haha
Aug 9 2012 5:40PM
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E__
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When my family has a meal together and the conversation ends I can hear them chewing and they eat so fucking loud, it's disgusting.
Aug 9 2012 6:54PM
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Billek
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I work with developmentally disabled adolescents, you should see how some of them get down.  Most are great, but some kids really go at it.
Aug 9 2012 11:12PM
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dreadyboy
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It's never annoying when you do it though
Aug 9 2012 11:16PM
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.Hugo.
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Ya I always think about if I'm a loud chewer or not. I feel like unless someone tells you it's nearly impossible to know.
Aug 9 2012 11:28PM
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FLBP
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i cant stand that shit
Aug 9 2012 11:48PM
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cubber
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[glass shattering]
Aug 9 2012 11:59PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I eat popcorn like its the only food I've had in days. Other then that i eat very mannered.
Aug 10 2012 12:05AM
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geteducated
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once had to leave the math lab because this apparent trust fund baby must have been raised in the barn on the fams ranch all his life.
Aug 10 2012 12:45AM
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SamMcChesney
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gum is worse....but that sounds bad.
Aug 10 2012 1:00AM
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Mr_Mackey
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Aug 10 2012 1:13AM
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bighomieflock
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Hahaha this. I always ask my brother why he's biting his spoon. Also, I don't really mind people eating loudly, except for that lip smacking sound which annoys the hell out of me
Aug 10 2012 1:24AM
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90053
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too easy

Aug 10 2012 5:22AM
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90053
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*meth lab
Aug 10 2012 5:26AM
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FLBP
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or when people smack their tongue off the roof of their mouth every bite they take. drives me nuts just thinking about it
Aug 10 2012 7:11AM
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whoa-dere
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my dad's doing it right now, super annoying
Aug 10 2012 7:39AM
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.Hugo.
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I did this by the way. It basically asked him to eat his food in the cafeteria where he buys it instead of at his desk. We will see if it worked, or if he is as brainless as I think he is.
Aug 10 2012 8:07AM
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Mag
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I'm the same, I either have to leave the table or put headphones in, it's one of the only things that REALLY annoys me
Aug 10 2012 8:10AM
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.Hugo.
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I usually make it a point to turn the TV on before we sit down and eat haha. But my dad knows he chews loudly and that I hate it. So he is usually really nice about it and won't sit down next to me when he is eating or snacking. I feel like the fact that he knows and tries makes it a lot more bearable.
Aug 10 2012 8:25AM
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E__
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Lucky, my dad usually goes and takes a bite chews it with his a bit and then opens up his mouth and sticks out his half eaten food and chews even louder. I'm usually just like fuck this and go eat in my room watching edits or something.
Aug 10 2012 9:56AM
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.Hugo.
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FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Aug 10 2012 10:30AM
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CliffyByro
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this made me laugh so much and i dont even know why you said it haha
Aug 10 2012 11:40AM
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.SHAGGY.
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lol
Aug 10 2012 12:19PM
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.Hugo.
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Because the note didn't work. He brought in a whole bag of chips today... seriously sounds like someone is running a lawnmower through a field of nails.
Aug 10 2012 12:26PM
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Kreech
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Oh I agree with you. I can't stand loud/open mouth eaters. Btw you should buy some ear muffs/plugs.
Aug 10 2012 2:14PM
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powderdrunkie
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sneak in at night and sound-proof his cubicle. real shitty like, with egg cartons and shit. then take a picture.
Aug 10 2012 3:03PM
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