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The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I was curious, what are you girls into? This could really help some of us guys out some day.
Aug 1 2012 4:46AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
interdasting.
Aug 1 2012 4:49AM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but getting girls aint 1.
Aug 1 2012 4:51AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Here is my list: yes this is attainable.

Taller than me (5'7")
light eyes
enjoys reading
into skiing or snowboarding
is passionate about at least 1 thing (outside of skiing/snowboaring)
appreciates food (like loves a good steak and wine)
Is into at least one of the music genres that I'm into
is fit
goal oriented
makes me laugh
doesn't have an extremely large or small penis
doesn't dress like a homeless person
is manly (aka - not uber metro)
into family either his own or having on
mentally stable
not racist


- all of these items have made it onto this list for a reason.
Aug 1 2012 4:58AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Damn, my 3" chode...
Aug 1 2012 5:07AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
You forgot to add
- at least 1000 posts on NS.
Aug 1 2012 5:08AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
racist eh?
Aug 1 2012 5:09AM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
So you don't care about physical shape? Pshhh. Thats a lie
Aug 1 2012 5:12AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
maybe you missed the, is fit, taller than me, and normalish sized penis. All of those pertain to physical shape.
Aug 1 2012 5:13AM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Damn my 12 inch cock.
Aug 1 2012 5:21AM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
cool name!
Aug 1 2012 5:30AM
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PeteMez
Posts: 611 - Karma: 103
shit.
Aug 1 2012 6:22AM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
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Aug 1 2012 6:25AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
A big smile
Good sense of style (fucking pull your pants up a little bit)
Wears vans
Skis
Doesn't mind holding my hand in public / cute public displays of affection
Skilled in the art of making me feel amazing
Short hair
Dark eyes
Tall and not too skinny (I hate feeling chubby with a guy who is all skin and bones)
Can speak another language
Good family relationship
Down to travel
DTF whenever and wherever.


Basically the guy I'm dating now.
Aug 1 2012 6:30AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
All checked until "Basically the guy I'm dating now."

I think I'm gonna cry :'(
Aug 1 2012 6:33AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
skis
skates
taller than me
funny
not a dick
not weak looking
doesnt smoke anything
not clingy but will text/hang out a lot
hot
sex wherever
lots of cuddling.

Aug 1 2012 6:56AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Heeeey baby
Aug 1 2012 7:05AM
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DopeNZ
Posts: 131 - Karma: 123
Negro, i seen you smoking...
Aug 1 2012 7:24AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
Has to be at least 6" taller than me, I'm 5'1.
Skis/snowboards
Happy in life (I rarely stop smiling)
Isn't too skinny.
Has a few tasteful tattoos(maybe some piercings)
Loves travel and trying new things(especially food)
Dresses well.
Doesn't feel the need to be all over me in public.
Rough in the bedroom but treats me like a princess otherwise.
Speaks a language other than English.
Well in dowd.
If he's on a night out with me and my friends, I want to still be able to hang out with my friends, not just him. It's really fucking annoying if a guy can't talk to your guy friends.
Aug 1 2012 7:29AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
no thanks
Aug 1 2012 7:31AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i am he
Aug 1 2012 7:32AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
sup bby
Aug 1 2012 7:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
how about some of that cuddling, not smoking anything and being taller than you?
Aug 1 2012 7:40AM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
hey waniel, this is my 500th post. and i did it before you, so hey.
Aug 1 2012 7:43AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
i got you babe. i'll get my first tattoo just for you
Aug 1 2012 8:06AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Woo 5'8" just make the cut haha.

Would you accept green eyes??
Aug 1 2012 9:14AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Newschoolers girls =/= girls in real life.
Aug 1 2012 9:27AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465

-Posts in "The Perfect Boyfriend thread", list includes "DTF all the time"
-not actually DTF nearly ever

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Aug 1 2012 9:32AM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
Hshaha so true
Aug 1 2012 9:46AM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,279
Girls on Facebook: picture with fat and skinny girls says "fuck society they're all beautiful why can't guys realize this." Girls in real life: ew gross hes skinny i would never date him!
Aug 1 2012 9:58AM
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Pink.Floyd
Posts: 54 - Karma: 16
Taller than me (I'm 5'7" and love to wear heels)
Knows how to make me laugh
Outgoing
Either skis or snowboards
Is a good dancer for if we go out
Kind hearted
Honest
Respectful
Would be a good husband and father one day
Gets along well with his family and mine
Has a plan for his future
Handsome
Athletic
Treats me like I'm special and not just another girl
A gentleman
Aug 1 2012 10:11AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
A man that listens, won't get jealous, and understands your woman logic????

Maybe you can find him standing next to a unicorn somewhere.
Aug 1 2012 10:19AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Humongous black weiner, all about his $w@g and staying fresh, smokes blunts all daiye, doesn't fuck with no other bitches from inglewood, wears spends more money on nikes and his car than he will ever spend on the child we inevitably have because he insists on not wearing a jimmy hat.
Aug 1 2012 10:22AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Based on what these girls are saying. This thread is unnecessary cause we all know it already..... #standard
Aug 1 2012 10:23AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
So is alien life in space, but nobody has found that yet either. Good luck though.
Aug 1 2012 10:29AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Hey, this thread title is "The Perfect Boyfriend." Nobody has a perfect boyfriend.
Aug 1 2012 10:34AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Boom.
Aug 1 2012 10:36AM
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CliffyByro
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Aug 1 2012 10:38AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
It's like a guy asking for a girl who is between the ages of 20 and 22, as good at skiing as he is, who doesn't get jealous, doesn't get upset over stupid shit, understands mechanical engineering/physics, and doesn't get periods.
Aug 1 2012 10:38AM
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sereguy
Posts: 134 - Karma: 20
I blame Disney movies and the notebook
Aug 1 2012 10:44AM
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Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
I was doin great till the part about not being racist. How am I supposed to make you laugh without digging into my encyclopedia of racist jokes? Also manly people are racist and thats a proven fact.
Aug 1 2012 10:47AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
>pinkname posts
>next 6 posts are from bluenames hitting on latest pinkname
>next pinkname posts
Aug 1 2012 10:53AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Good point, I guess the perfect girlfriend thread is pretty unrealistic too.
Aug 1 2012 10:53AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Yeah I think that's the point
Aug 1 2012 10:54AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
- funny (non politically correct humor = the best kind of humor)

- has great common knowledge (super intelligent people kind of scare me because I feel so stupid in comparison to them, but I love people who know a little about a lot. Definitely a turn on.)

- outgoing (cant stand shy guys)

- isnt clingy or get jealous when I talk to other people

- is interested in music, not necessarily the same type of music as me, but he needs to be into SOMETHING. I dont trust people who say they listen to "oh a little bit of everything". Conformists.

- is independent and can take care of himself

- spontaneous

- says exactly what he wants to do/do with me. Unless people tell me exactly what they want I will not understand it. Hints are a no go, I'm socially retarded like that.

- as tall as me or taller

- has a positive outlook on life and doesnt take himself too seriously

Thats all I can think of for the moment.
Aug 1 2012 11:03AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
oh also, tiny dicks are not preferred.
Aug 1 2012 11:05AM
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Bill.Nye
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Aug 1 2012 11:08AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Honesty, compassion & humor.
Aug 1 2012 11:09AM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
pretty much this

except i'm 5'4" so i guess the tall part is covered by a majority of men
Aug 1 2012 11:10AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
lol @ everyone responding to the pinknames.

you being yourself is being the perfect boyfriend to some girl that has yet to be swept off her feet by your unique energy and character.

although, not having a tiny penis, being a gentleman, and being awesome at shit is a good addition too.
Aug 1 2012 11:11AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Heyy babs, I look lik I am al da tings u ned in a men. Cal me: 1-800-SWAGGA-MACDADDY
Aug 1 2012 11:15AM
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