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The creepiest section of Craigslist

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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Some of you may have saw on Tosh.0 where he narrated "missed encounter " posts on Craiglist. If you feel like you missed your chance and should've hit on a girl.. look no further than missed connections. Post the encounter and hope they are creepy enough to look on there too ...

I decided to check out the local Seattle area Man4Woman missed connections and this is the very first one.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mis/3175788961.html


This guy is waiting...

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Jul 31 2012 9:21PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
classic people standing on their porch naked, she must've thought it was her bedroom
Jul 31 2012 9:22PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
I heard he found his woman, here's their picture:

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Apparently he can't afford her.
Jul 31 2012 9:24PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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People who stand naked on their porch just want attention.
Jul 31 2012 9:25PM
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bangarangmules
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Haha just went through a bunch in my area, seriously even if that person did see it who's going to see "Hey i saw u at walmart 2day, ur hot...r u single??" and be like, damn I gotta find out who this is and meet her??
Jul 31 2012 9:33PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I was just wondering what the odds are that even one person has ever gotten a reply from it.. saw one that was requesting more info because they thought it was about them so who knows? I sort of want to pretend I'm answering one and freak them out.
Jul 31 2012 9:38PM
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bangarangmules
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Haha seriously, I think you have a better chance running into them again. And even if I were in that kind of position, I would rather just try to run into them, instead of creeping them out by posting on that section of craigslist.
Jul 31 2012 9:40PM
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JAHpow
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ Sorry not clicky but there is some pretty funny ads in this
Jul 31 2012 10:15PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2888886770.html


Hahaaa this one got me. I'mfrom Enumclaw where some guy got nailed by a horse and died.. and in this post trying to give away his donkey he mentions "not willing to give it away to some Enumclaw funny farm.."
Jul 31 2012 10:25PM
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theBearJew
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http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Hands down the best cragislist things ever.
Jul 31 2012 10:35PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
Hahahaha these are great. Can't stop reading them.
Aug 1 2012 12:39AM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
well i just found this on craigslist.... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/snj/1618848861.html
Aug 1 2012 1:22AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Jogging Partner Date: 2011-05-26, 9:09PM CDT

I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don't know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you're capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.

Aug 1 2012 2:32AM
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Aiden-P
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still, none of this is worse than half the stuff on 4chan

Aug 1 2012 3:22AM
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