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The perfect girlfriend ?

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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)


:D

Jul 31 2012 3:13AM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
As long as shes down for anal.
Jul 31 2012 3:17AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
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Jul 31 2012 3:29AM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
Jul 31 2012 3:33AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Cute, funny, chill as hell, preferably short, italian!!! Good at skiing, carries herself very well, loves to cuddle. And great in bed
Jul 31 2012 3:54AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
o hai
Jul 31 2012 4:08AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
I guess she would have to be intelligent, funny, just have some common things to talk about, sexy of course, not to small (Im like 6'5), preferably enjoys skiing or boarding, not bitching about random shit all the time
Jul 31 2012 4:11AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
Likes to Binge drink with me, and then just regret it.
Jul 31 2012 4:49AM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Jul 31 2012 4:53AM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
no you got it wrong buddy.. you gotta find the girl that wants to binge drink, blackout, and wake up and think nothing about it
Jul 31 2012 5:09AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
when i say regret it, i mean by the whole binge drinking thing... not being with me.
Jul 31 2012 5:28AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
someone who wants to.cuddle everynight...did i read that right, me and my gf need our space sleeping on oposite sides of the bed, best thing ever
Jul 31 2012 7:34AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
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Jul 31 2012 8:06AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
haha, i agree, sure it's nice to cuddle for a while but sleeping like that is so uncomfortable !
Jul 31 2012 8:17AM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
pick two?!?!?! usually im happy finding just one!
Jul 31 2012 8:19AM
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Crehm
Posts: 951 - Karma: 842
Attractive
Funny
Intelligent
Skis with me all the time
Is willing to try new things with me (mtn biking, long boarding.....)
Respects herself
Gives good dome.



Jul 31 2012 9:56AM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,279
hahaha +k for making me laugh
Jul 31 2012 10:00AM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,658
Such a great chart.
Jul 31 2012 10:12AM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
Sexy, has a sense of humor, fun, short is good, loyal.
Jul 31 2012 10:16AM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
She got 2 b a
Jul 31 2012 10:17AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
takes it in the ass without crying
Jul 31 2012 10:38AM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
Thats my point one.
Jul 31 2012 10:58AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
/tha-red
Jul 31 2012 11:15AM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
my ideal girlfriend is small (115 pounds is pushing it), cute, asian (south asian counts, bonus points if she's a half and half), can party expertly (not scoopin no bitch up off the floor at the end of the night), she doesnt have to ski but she can't get pissed when I spend my entire winter skiing, as well - she doesnt have to blaze but should probably be rollin spliffs in the shotgun seat for me while I drive. oh and most importantly, sex is a must every morning before class/work, otherwise deals off
Jul 31 2012 11:21AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
Mine :) < 3
Jul 31 2012 11:24AM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
Grilled cheese and blowjobs
Jul 31 2012 11:26AM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
finally someone with some sense
Jul 31 2012 11:34AM
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Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
Everything OP said except the blazing part. Doesn't have to ski but has to be active one way or another cuz I don't fuck fatties. I like her clean, no tattoo's extra piercings, basically someone you can be proud to take home to mom.
Jul 31 2012 11:45AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
grilled blowjobs and cheese?
Jul 31 2012 11:49AM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 2,105
Likes pee in her butt
Jul 31 2012 12:25PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
not completely crazy
funny
smart (but not a whole lot smarter than me)
doesn't smoke
can drink to excess without gaining weight
doesn't judge me for how much i drink
doesn't try to play golf with me
doesn't get mad for how much i play golf
loves mob movies
rich
gives "sorry I'm on my period" blowies
likes to cook
hates horror movies as much as i do

Jul 31 2012 12:33PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
oh, and she has to like the movie "field of dreams"
and be good looking
Jul 31 2012 12:35PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
what I look for in a girl is a willingness to try stuff! I do a lot of new stuff, a lot, so it would be the best thing in the world if she willingly tried with me! and you know, the usual, skis, bikes, is smart, cute/sexy, yadda
Jul 31 2012 12:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Untrue, finding an emotionally stable woman is like spotting jesus........well one that's emotionally stable all month at least. They always pull the red card.
Jul 31 2012 12:49PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Me.

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Jul 31 2012 12:56PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
Marion cotillard
Jul 31 2012 1:03PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
Fun to be around/take places
Chill with me talking to other girls (i guess you could rename this one trustworthy)
Spontaneous, up for anything at just about anytime yet always down for a chill night at home
Athletic, likes skiing, biking, whatever other sports
Willing to try new things (outside of the bedroom haha)
Cute but also has a sexy side
Short (I'm only 5'7"ish)
Likes to cuddle alot
Likes to fuck often (and likes to be the one in control sometimes)
Intelligent
Someone who can be more of a friend at times when it is needed
Honest
Doesn't smoke
Down for travelling
Long hair for sure
Tattoos are a plus for me (if done right)


yeah those are a basic list for me. i guess you could sum it up to "is attractive, is up to do things, is athletic, doesn't bitch about the little things and is also smart"

they aren't in any order but i guess the number 1 would honestly be being spontaneous. so overrated in my opinion. i love girls/people who are just like "yo lets do ________" out of nowhere. in my experiences those things always ends up being alot of fun and quite memorable.
Jul 31 2012 1:07PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310

Lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets.  Good at givin back rubs, brings me sandwiches, cooks lots of bacon. 

Jul 31 2012 1:10PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
Not me
Jul 31 2012 1:57PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
and why not?
Jul 31 2012 2:42PM
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Skittle.
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Jul 31 2012 2:49PM
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TadNugentFan
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
You havent been here long enough to say that. so dont.
Jul 31 2012 2:52PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
You havent been here long enough to say that. so dont.


also, nice first post, alias much ?
Jul 31 2012 3:06PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
Because I'm trashy
Jul 31 2012 3:09PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
because there is no such thing as a perfect girl. or guy for that matter
Jul 31 2012 3:11PM
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INCISER
Posts: 83 - Karma: 12
-has no arms or legs (so she doesn't get away)
-can still clean the house and make dinner
-anal

and she has to be a squirter as well.
Jul 31 2012 3:11PM
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Weed.Is.Toasty
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Jul 31 2012 3:28PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
- cook
-clean
-fuk me everyday (LOL ik right ? XD)
- light blue eyes
- well tanned skin
- never sad unless i say so
- 5,5 cm shorter than me, always
- long light brown hair
- perfect personality
- funny
- understandable
- but still has her own ideas and opinions
- likes skiing
- likes video games
- likes to have threesome with a female and me
- enjoys swallowing
- never pretends
- brings her thoughts in, but always agrees with me if needed.

And i need all these things or you wont go out with me.
Jul 31 2012 3:34PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
we should probably meet because im the girl of your dreams.
Jul 31 2012 3:46PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
hahahaha yes
Jul 31 2012 3:49PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Everything stated in OP
Jul 31 2012 3:50PM
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