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APJ
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
Is there anything more uncomfortable?

Also, i don't give a shit about repost or any fucking inb4's.
Jul 30 2012 7:39PM
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corona
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Jul 30 2012 7:43PM
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ryano
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Jul 30 2012 7:44PM
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TheDers
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Jul 30 2012 7:45PM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761
Tell me about it...

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on a side note, we used to use these balls for dodgeball in school because kids were pussys and couldn't handel the OG dodgeballs...
Jul 30 2012 7:45PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
this kid means business. i've never had them but they sound awful. jouncing around in your pants all day
Jul 30 2012 7:46PM
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theabortionator
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Jul 30 2012 7:47PM
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Willgum
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never getem because i finish what i start
Jul 30 2012 7:48PM
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Rachy
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We just had the Blue Balls Festival here in Luzern, every time I saw the posters I laughed... I don't think they understand what that means here.


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great poster right?
Jul 30 2012 7:50PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Blue Balls suck. I am happy that I have only had them once. My friend got them when he was dancing with this chick and this other girl thought it would be funny to kick him in the nuts when he had blue balls. Man did that look painful. I hate dumb bitches who think its super funny to kick or hit guys in the balls.
Jul 30 2012 7:50PM
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SSteezle
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laughed so hard at this
Jul 30 2012 7:53PM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
he got blue balls dancing with a chick? did this maybe happen at a middle school dance cuz seriously past middle school ive never seen a chick kick a dude in the sack
Jul 30 2012 7:55PM
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soulskier
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a fate worse then death
Jul 30 2012 8:04PM
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KravtZ
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haha yea this girl must have been such a stupid slut. Girls eat that shit up in college. When you dance with some of them sometimes just letting it rage gets girls going so much. Then all about working it down to the puss / making out then your gold for the rest of the night
Jul 30 2012 8:08PM
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soulskier
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*than, noob
Jul 30 2012 8:19PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
The girl was grinding on him for a while and I guess that aroused him enough to get blue balls. The bitch that kicked him was in 15 and a immature cunt.

A little of topic but I was reminded of this.

When I was in 7th grade a chick dropped a 20 pound curling weight right on this kids sack while he was benching. The kid was screaming in pain and the spotter caught the weights thank god. The bitch that did it was laughing. the kid then went to the ER and had to get one of his testicles removed. What really pisses me off if the girl just got a talking to and didn't get suspended or anything since she didn't know that she would kill one of his testicles.
Jul 30 2012 8:28PM
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theabortionator
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Wut?


I'd sue the bitch
Jul 30 2012 8:32PM
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RawrRawrRob
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 685
Got blue balled today....thought I was gonna die
Jul 30 2012 8:51PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Yes. 8==D + Click for larger image
Jul 30 2012 8:53PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Kinda sad that she wasn't punched in the face and later sued.



Jul 30 2012 8:54PM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
This guy knows what's up!! Preach my man
Jul 31 2012 3:12PM
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Resin
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
I know. The stupid thing is I throw stink bombs and get suspended and get arson marked on my permanent record (the stink bombs were glass and required nor produced any flames). When a chick drops a weight on a kids nut she just gets a talking to. SO WHACK. That schools security was so backwards they tried to pin me with graffiti in the restroom I didn't even do it and they had no proof at all and were accusing me of it. They ended up calling my dad and my dad had a little "chat" with them because he knew it was bull shit.
Jul 31 2012 3:23PM
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