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The official post pictures of hot Olympians thread

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ForeverYung
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The other thread is for discussion of the games... This ones for the pictures of all them hot Olympians I'll start Australian swimmer Stephanie rice... Click for larger image Click for larger image
Jul 25 2012 8:30PM
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Laurent.
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I was massaging Ellen's feet after a hard day of hockey, I'm sorry.
Aug 8 2012 6:27PM
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95959
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Even if that were the case that would mean you had travelled to London with blatant disregard to our arrangement. This disrespect will be tolerated. Ellen will not mary a coward sir, rest assured.
Aug 8 2012 6:32PM
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Zimmerman
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lol
Aug 8 2012 6:34PM
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Laurent.
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I've sent forth one of my most loyal and trustworthy henchman on the lookout for you, to deliver my sealed message and for him to duel in in my warranted absence . And he asserted me you weren't there either.

Obscenely enough, one of my little birds just whispered to me that at dawn you were still at home, caressing your pork sword whilst gleamingly looking at paintings of my mistress that I was so kind to share with you.

Aug 8 2012 6:56PM
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Zimmerman
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Aug 8 2012 7:03PM
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95959
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You should consider employing more trustworthy henchman, he is no doubt a drunk having missed my presence. Have him dealt with promptly.

Impossible, as even now I am traveling on the iron horse to face you in our final showdown. The prize? our fair lady Ellen. Although my victory to her I'm sure would be more a liberation.
Aug 8 2012 7:04PM
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Ski_Alot
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Aug 8 2012 7:04PM
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shocker611
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from my hometown /claim.. you guys are all jealous huh?
Aug 8 2012 7:17PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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HAHAHAHAHHA the fact the kid still said yes is a cherry on top my god.
Aug 8 2012 7:20PM
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Laurent.
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Is sent my most loyal of henchman, who swore an oath to me and my mistress; Shijiamouni Xing Heng is a Shaolin monk, he doesn't drink and his loyalty knows no boundaries unlike your ability to acquire a faster horse.

I will await your forthcoming, and I promise you your death will not be slow and painless, but long and agonizing as the crows will tear the flesh of your skin whilst you still bare a pulse.

Oh the battle will be swift, a single strike is all I need, long before you could even muster your savage and barbaric battle cry. Once you have succumbed and are nothing but flesh and bone I will lay your stone with the inscription: "The man who dared to cross the Grand Duke Lawrence."

You are brave, brave but foolish to even consider going in a fight with me, for it will be your last, for eternity.

Aug 8 2012 7:28PM
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95959
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Sir perhaps your hubris has proven to be in your benefit when facing lesser foes than I, but I assure you this time it will be your downfall.

I will end your life before you can beg for mercy at my knees. My sword is swift and merciless. However as I am distinguished and calculated man of leisure who frankly finds such barbary as you have described quite crass, I will allow you to die without much discomfort.

Yes, all of your subjects, your henchmen, and the feeble peasants that shudder under your reign will be on hand to witness their tyrants demise. They will praise me as their savior, their god-king, and the fair lass that has been kept locked away in the tower, only allowed to emerge for top flight field hockey competitions, will lend me her hand in marriage.

On the morrow, she will be free Sir Lawrence. Or my name isn't The Honorable Lord DallasC$ of California.
Aug 8 2012 7:44PM
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crab_pretzel
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holy shit they just keep getting better and better. its not even fair how hot she is
Aug 8 2012 7:55PM
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Laurent.
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I'm no tyrant as you try to make believe, my people are free, they joined me by choice and not by force.
I'm their savior, they embody my kindness that I spread throughout this world. I overwhelm them with the splendors from the fartest regions of this world. They love, me, they embrace me.

I'm no barbaric man, I do not kill anyone, I let nature have it's way of settling things, If that means crows picking out your eyeballs so be it. I'm merciful, stride forth to my castle, lay down your sword and you will be crowned a sir for your braveness, however raise your sword and you will be crowned as a fool, a dead fool, for your blindness and audacity.

Ellen is not a captive, she is my queen, she picked me at the ball, after wich we had a very pleasant evening, indeed.

You are blinded by a romantic interest that only goes one way, she has no interest for a mortal from the colonies, she proclaimed her undying love to me and me alone.

You are desperate and this march for her hearth is the march to your inevitably untimely demise.

Aug 8 2012 8:14PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I think that "The Honorable Lord DallasC$ of California" & "Grand Duke Lawrence." should just lay down their differences, share Ellen, improve the earth, restore balance and write a book together.
Aug 8 2012 8:21PM
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Zimmerman
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Or a sick rap song.
Aug 8 2012 8:25PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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No. A duel is in order to prove who is the better man
Aug 8 2012 8:38PM
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BlackieChan
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Threads.

Before it gets put in the donator's forum. Ruthless.
Aug 8 2012 8:40PM
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95959
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So be it, In the face of my impending onslaught you have remained steadfast. This is a quality that I find fleeting in men of our stature. I will join you, together we can do wondrous things, spreading heretofor unseen and un-imaginable splendor across civilization. From atop thrones of the finest gold, adorned with cushions of the finest silk from the orient we will reign.

Perhaps Ellen will not be mine as their is a seemingly un-bridgeable cultural gap brought about by my upbringing in the new world and her adolescence spent frolicking in the fields of the netherlands. I will instead bring with me my own queen, a young lass born and raised in the uncharted west, much like myself. The fair and devine Katherine Upton.

As for you Sir Sweaty Balls, the Grand Duke and I will commission a squire to quill the epic tales of our many travels and victories on the battlefield.
Aug 8 2012 8:45PM
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PowMooCow
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oh my god
look at that mighty fine belly button
Aug 8 2012 8:51PM
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Laurent.
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Let's celebrate our newborn friendship with a feast, let the nation rejoice as we combine our omnipotence.
Aug 8 2012 8:57PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Aug 8 2012 9:02PM
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95959
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Here here, and it was so
Aug 8 2012 9:06PM
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boomie
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Threads
Aug 8 2012 10:35PM
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johnnypsunami
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Canada represent

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Aug 8 2012 11:00PM
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.skiwi.
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Lucy van dalen from nz
Aug 9 2012 1:16AM
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.skiwi.
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Lucy van dalen from nz
Aug 9 2012 1:16AM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Shelley Olds, USA Cycling

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Chloe Sutton, USA Swimming

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Aug 9 2012 4:50PM
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Kreech
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Quoting for emphasis
Aug 9 2012 5:18PM
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Mr_Mackey
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Bull fucking shit
Aug 9 2012 8:29PM
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cwillygood
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absolutely perfect response
Aug 9 2012 10:00PM
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NPF
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threads
Aug 10 2012 2:41PM
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NPF
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threads
Aug 10 2012 2:41PM
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penguiin
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/thread
Aug 10 2012 2:53PM
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Kreech
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^win
Aug 10 2012 7:32PM
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TheDers
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^^^
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Aug 10 2012 7:42PM
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MADDECENT
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Hot damn
Aug 10 2012 8:00PM
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buddychaps
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tempted to post some Olympic nudies...
Aug 10 2012 8:04PM
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Zimmerman
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Do it pussy.
Aug 10 2012 8:30PM
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Kreech
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Feel free to pm me if you don't want to post them publically
Aug 10 2012 8:40PM
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Zimmerman
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Same goes for me.
Aug 10 2012 8:52PM
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Stickity
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me three
Aug 10 2012 9:17PM
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QuantumMechanic
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Count me in
Aug 10 2012 11:41PM
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iRapeKittens
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I also enjoy nude bitches.
Aug 10 2012 11:42PM
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SamMcChesney
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OH OH OH ME TOO!
Aug 10 2012 11:45PM
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.AR6rider
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ill take the fall and post them on here if you send them to me
Aug 11 2012 1:26AM
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B.Pol
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You are truly a modern day hero my friend. Good luck on the mission.
Aug 11 2012 1:28AM
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Kreech
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I will refresh this page once every 5 seconds from now until these pictures are posted
Aug 11 2012 1:38AM
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Mr_Mackey
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ill take a pm ;)
Aug 11 2012 3:21AM
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Darth.Maul
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pm me as well

Aug 11 2012 3:45AM
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phreshpow
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Neda Shahsavari - Iran - Ping Pong

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dat crosseye...mmmmm
Aug 11 2012 3:55AM
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