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Lame Fairs

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JAHpow
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So in my town there is a county fair every year...and it's super lame. All the rides are the same year to year along with the rigged games. There is 4-H exhibits but those have gone down the tube too. I'll post some pics of it's lameness later.

BUT there is a demolition derby...which is pretty sweet...but after a while when all the cars are so smashed up and there's nothing more to damage or if only like two cars are still running then it get's lame.

AND one other thing. You know that coin game where theres a thing that pushes coins towards you and the coins fall into a tray for you to have and you keep putting in coins for the thing to push more coins to you (terrible desciption but whatev), well I'm ADDICTED. It's the only fun thing there.

Anyway-end rant on its lameness

Do any of you guys have lame fairs...or maybe yours are AWESOME!?!?!

Jul 20 2012 10:04PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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we have westerner days. But when i go it just reminds me if being 15 all over again.
Jul 20 2012 10:06PM
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Ski_Alot
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nope, my fairs kinda suck also, but its a good way to blow an afternoon with some friends...
Jul 20 2012 10:07PM
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Amadeus.
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all i know is that whenever I'm at a fair type thing there is a lot of jailbait ass.
Jul 20 2012 10:07PM
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grahmcracker
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county fairs are always gay as fuck.... the minnesota state fair is where its at.
Jul 20 2012 10:09PM
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JAHpow
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Yeah the MN state fair is legit. I usually go there every year....get my fried Snickers on!!!

Jul 20 2012 10:12PM
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chuck_testa
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I have never been to fair... i feel like i should go at least once
Jul 20 2012 10:14PM
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idskithat
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fairs attract the weirdest people
Jul 20 2012 10:24PM
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caucasian_chad
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This. Although after going for like 10 years in a row, I got bored of it.
Jul 20 2012 10:26PM
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Joebin
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I CALL SHENANIGANS!
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Jul 20 2012 10:34PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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chyeah MN state fair
Jul 20 2012 10:37PM
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Heart
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i cant wait. so much delicious food in one place
Jul 20 2012 10:42PM
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james6345789
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Hell yeah! The best in the country! So much good food there.
Jul 20 2012 10:45PM
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JAHpow
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I heard that a food stand had camel on a stick last year. Did anyone of you try it? Was it good?
Jul 20 2012 10:49PM
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Squeenerd
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The Utah state fair Definitely has an odd crowd
Jul 20 2012 10:52PM
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JAHpow
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at MN state fair btw
Jul 20 2012 10:52PM
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Parks.
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This is a lil too true
Jul 20 2012 10:54PM
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.kieffer.
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i did... tasted like chicken... pretty sure it was chicken.
Jul 20 2012 10:57PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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relevant name is relevant. and i can't go this year :( i'm bummed
Jul 20 2012 10:57PM
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thenightman
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Yes! I go at least once a year.

Deep fried alligator
pronto pups
cheese curds
big bacon on a stick
mini donuts
sweet martha's cookies
all you can drink milk
french fries


it's heaven

Jul 20 2012 11:09PM
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ihitchadsgap
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and you didnt immediately suffer a heart attack!!!!????

impressive

Jul 21 2012 12:28AM
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Dwarftosser1
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Most fairs/festivals are lame, but I love this no matter how nerdy it is
Jul 21 2012 12:47AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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#firstworldproblems
Oct 26 2018 12:45PM
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JoeF2661
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Fairs blow. My town is a stop on the professional rodeo circuit and while there are more cows than people in my town and I am in no means a cowboy the rodeo is lit af. It's just one big party where people just so happen to ride Broncs and bulls.
Oct 26 2018 1:10PM
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freestyler540
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Expos Quebec in Quebec city was pretty cool when I was kid. Last time I went (when I was 16), the place smells like puke and rotten caramel. There is the Garlic festival in New Denver that is super popular...
Oct 27 2018 2:04AM
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theabortionator
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At some point you hit that age where a couple shitty rides and trying to win some oversized stuffed animal isn't that exciting. The fair didn't change, you changed.
Oct 27 2018 2:17PM
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intifada
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theabortionatorAt some point you hit that age where a couple shitty rides and trying to win some oversized stuffed animal isn't that exciting. The fair didn't change, you changed.

While you might outgrow the rides and games fairs are always great for some good food and a dose of nostalgia.
Oct 27 2018 2:43PM
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JAHpow
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theabortionatorAt some point you hit that age where a couple shitty rides and trying to win some oversized stuffed animal isn't that exciting. The fair didn't change, you changed.


Yeah, I haven't been to it in years now. That coin game I referenced was such a total waste of time and money now that I think back lol
Oct 27 2018 3:53PM
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AstroKush
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I travel around the country a lot- tons of County Fairs is like that- 4H, hot-dog eating contests, demo derby and plenty of farm animals pettings nearly everywhere.
Oct 28 2018 9:37AM
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AstroKush
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/912616/20181022-172915-mp4
Oct 28 2018 9:39AM
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HypeBeast
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My county fair is pretty cool. Biggest in Ohio and tons of stuff there. I've been to many other county fairs in the state and they all suck and are small and meager imo compared to this.
Oct 28 2018 11:05AM
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CLQ
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JAHpowYeah, I haven't been to it in years now. That coin game I referenced was such a total waste of time and money now that I think back lol


I used to play these a lot in England, its crazy how addicting they were. Japan has gone above and beyond with it. The guys are kind of annoying be warned.https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/912624/WINNING-THE-MEGA-JACKPOT------JAPAN-ARCADE
Oct 28 2018 1:04PM
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