Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

When older women go into the bathroom in movies before having sex...

profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
...what are they supposedly doing? "freshening up?" putting in a diaphragm or something? anyone know?
Jul 19 2012 4:10PM
0 0
profile picture
lord-steezus
Posts: 208 - Karma: 6
what the hell is the point of that?
Jul 20 2012 7:57AM
0 0
profile picture
B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
They're in the bathroom ringing their friends to ask them whether they should sleep with the guy or not.
Jul 20 2012 8:02AM
0 0
profile picture
lord-steezus
Posts: 208 - Karma: 6
Thats so daft lol.
Is this common or something?

Jul 20 2012 8:03AM
0 0
profile picture
maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
probably doing the dishes in the bathtub
Jul 20 2012 8:11AM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

lol. NO.

You have to flex your kegel muscles to keep it in, so it strengthens those muscles, which means tighter/stronger vag.

Jul 20 2012 2:21PM
0 0
profile picture
lord-steezus
Posts: 208 - Karma: 6
experience?
Jul 20 2012 2:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
nah, but ever since I heard about them I've kind of wanted one.
Jul 20 2012 2:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
why isn't your name pink?
Jul 20 2012 2:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

Here is the story...

When I first joined, I apparently overlooked the sex choice thing, and the default is male. So I was blue. There was no way for me to change it, and I didn't really care, so I left it. Then one day I started to like it, because pink name posts were annoying and not funny and I stopped reading them-- So I thought maybe others ignored them too, and I didn't want to be lumped in with the annoying/not funny/ignored crowd. Then years went by, and pink members became better. No longer annoying, some are funny, and this along with many people getting confused by my blue name made me PM a mod to change my name to pink. He denied my request, likely thinking I was a boy that was trolling, so I was left blue. I thought that was kind of funny and now I'm back to liking it blue.

cliff notes: like my sexuality, it's something I cannot change.

Jul 20 2012 3:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
Probably scraping off all the various vag cheeses
Jul 20 2012 3:04PM
0 0
profile picture
304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
ahahaha For real though. I've wondered this for a while
Jul 20 2012 5:33PM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
interesting idea. a female friend of mine swears by kegel exercises and swears she's still tight even though she's been nailed by more than 50 dudes
Jul 20 2012 6:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
Only one way to find out...
Jul 21 2012 3:13AM
0 0
profile picture
maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Jerking off. Useless post.
Jul 21 2012 3:21AM
0 0
profile picture
Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
50 dudes is the same as 1 dude 50 times. I know girls that have only slept with 1 or 2 dudes but they do it pretty much daily...

50 dudes does not make a girl loose in the vag. The only thing that will permanently loosen the vagina is popping out babies. Otherwise the vagina is surrounded in muscles and will stretch to fit a guy over time, but after a month, will go back down to what it was.

A girl can do a new guy every month 1 time and will have slept with over 50 guys by the time she's 22 if she started at 17. Her vagina will be tighter than a girl who has slept with 1 dude every other day for 5 years simply because it doesn't get the time to stretch. Maybe a prostitute would have a stretched vagina and a lot of partners, but that's about it if there have been no babies.

You want a tight vagina, the only sure fire way is to ask the girl if she has a small one. They vary just like penises probably not quite as much, but they do vary. Otherwise most girls should be average and if they haven't had sex for a month or so, should be about as good as it's going to get.


In regards to what are women doing.

For me, I can't stand going to sleep with out brushing my teeth or at the least using mouth wash. It also makes making out better cause all i taste is mint rather than tasting 4 hours of bacteria and beer.

Another solid reason that you see in movies is for the female to change. Often times the scene is after some sort of formal event where there is a dress involved. If you are wearing an expensive dress, you are either wearing unattractive seamless underwear, or no underwear. So usually it's to get into the best situation. Sometimes if it's the woman's home, that means putting on sexy underwear, sometimes that means taking the ugly underwear off.

As far as I know, women are not douching or fooling with themselves. You should get us up to it, it's not our job. Any female that needs to clean that area out before sex, shouldn't be having sex.
Jul 21 2012 3:46AM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
what? what are you talking about? Shouldn't be having sex?
Jul 21 2012 3:57AM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
wow.. that made a lot of sense


oh and its not small penis. its giant vag. that's the problem


Jul 21 2012 3:57AM
0 0
profile picture
Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
The vagina is a self cleaning organism. "cleaning" actually removes the balance of good bacteria and changes the ph balance triggering yeast infections or BV. Any female who smells any sort of odd oder or thicker discharge should be going to the doctor and getting it fixed rather than thinking they can fix it by a quick clean out before sex. Therefor, she shouldn't be having sex because 1) she's either going to be way more likely to give herself BV or a yeast infection 2) she already has one of these things and she isn't taking care of it 3) she's going to end up giving the dude a yeast infection 4) she may be mistaking the discharge as normal and could have the clap or something like that and she's about to pass it on.

So no, if she needs to clean it out, she shouldn't be having sex.
Jul 21 2012 4:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Oh you're talking about specifically douching--and problems within the vagina,  rather than just refreshing the general vulva area.
Jul 21 2012 4:13AM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
holy shit. can't believe i overlooked this. i see what you did there!
Jul 21 2012 4:18AM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
what the....

Click for larger image
Jul 21 2012 8:56AM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i forgot how many half retarded 15 year olds were on this site
Jul 22 2012 2:21PM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
most of what you said is true but i should have been more specific, i dont know why i even said 50 cause it's way over that, and it's every single day, it's her only hobby really. so she's definitely getting railed more than a girl with a boyfriend she has sex with almost every day

ANYWAY
Jul 22 2012 2:29PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
peeing before and after sex prevents a UTI

but to answer your question, they are stretching and gathering their fat and hiding it all in their oversized bras, hence why they never take their bra off in movies
Jul 22 2012 2:30PM
0 0
profile picture
ZGR
Posts: 187 - Karma: 26

oil change

Jul 22 2012 2:32PM
0 0
profile picture
jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
lol
Jul 22 2012 2:39PM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I don't understand why this thread has blown up...
Jul 22 2012 2:40PM
0 0
profile picture
HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Ok, so this is barely relevant. The other week, I was reading Tikva, Frymer-Kensky's essay in Reading the Women of the Bible: A New Interpretation of Their Story." She was a biblical scholar at University of Chicago, who recently passed. Anyways, In her chapter "The Dinah Affair," she was explaining common reasons for prizing virginity. One of these was that men want property that is new and unused. She followed this explanation with one of the more shocking sentences I've ever read in scholarship:

"Delight in a 'tight cunt' is ephemeral; only the first time affords the dubious pleasure of opening and penetrating" (185).



Jul 22 2012 2:48PM
0 0
profile picture
aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
Click for larger image
Jul 22 2012 2:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
Ehm
Jul 22 2012 3:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Poikenz
Posts: 1406 - Karma: 3,131
Is it terrible that the first thing I thought of was that at least she has a hobby. I mean sure it's really not that great of a hobby but people who don't have hobbies are the worst.

And women obviously go to the washroom to apply desensitizing gel to their lady bits just to make you feel like you are a horrible lover.
Jul 22 2012 4:33PM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Click for larger image
Jul 22 2012 4:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
did any one else know shaun white got a sex change?
Jul 22 2012 4:40PM
0 0
profile picture
ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842

I laughed!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0e6c448ff5/what-girls-do-in-the-bathroom-from-hotboxcomedy
Jul 22 2012 4:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
If only this thread was longer. B
Jul 22 2012 6:47PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)