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When people are making fun of you

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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
When people are making fun of you and joking how do you get them back or some out so that your better than them?  Anyone got any good links to anything for comebacks so that I can show them up when they try and start shit? Should I do what my mom says and just ignore them? I just want get them back so that they get dissed harder than me.

I don't want to fight them or anything but I guess I could try if I have to.


Just wondering what you do in those kind of situations and what you think I should do or what you would do. thanks +K
Jul 18 2012 7:23PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Either just let it go, avoid them, kick the shit out of them, or give them a taste of their own medicine and verbally assault them.

Don't use shitty comebacks though, that's laughable.
Jul 18 2012 9:14PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
If they're just giving you shit cause you're short or whatever it's probably best to just walk it off, everyone grows at a different rate.
Jul 18 2012 9:16PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
"Your mom's pussy is looser than a wizard's sleeve, but I still hit that. By the way, tell her to call back. The number and money's in her panties."
Jul 18 2012 9:17PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
get an ak47 and kill as many as you can at your next baseball game. that'll show em
Jul 18 2012 9:20PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
give us as much info as u can on these kids and we can think of insults. Information is a powerful tool
Jul 18 2012 9:31PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Just play along with what they're saying. Bullies just like to make others feel like shit so they can feel better about their own sorry lives. If you don't show any sadness, anger or whatever, then they will leave you alone. If that doesn't work, talk to your friends and they will help you out.

You can also talk to your parents or a teacher if it gets bad.


Jul 18 2012 10:37PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Ignoring them usually works the best, or just having some really good friends stand up for you.
Jul 18 2012 10:44PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
How about roundhousing them in the fucking zygomatic? That always works for me.
Jul 18 2012 10:51PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
it's funny becuase his birthday was a couple days ago, he turned 13..
Jul 18 2012 10:58PM
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throatyogurt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
just make your eyes go really wide and stare for a minute. then with no hesitation give the smallest one a swift kick to the nads..don't go for the big one because it sounds like you'd most likely get your ass kicked...BECOME THE BULLY
Jul 18 2012 11:08PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
show them your butt. that oughta get em
Jul 18 2012 11:25PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
Call him 12, seems to work pretty well on this site.
Jul 18 2012 11:31PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
Yes. Right in their one conjoined throat.
Jul 19 2012 1:20AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Lol.

And to OP, who gives a fuck what people say about you. Just brush off what they say and they'll probably stop.
Jul 19 2012 1:27AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
you won him in a carnival?
Jul 19 2012 2:02AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
church carnival acctualy, what is with all the subtle simpsons refrences tonight.

Its just words, like its a cliche but if you know in your head you are better than them it doesnt matter,

but if you must retalliate look for some soft spot. find whatever the trait they are most selfconcious about and hammer away. for example if one doesnt have a dad say "god its no wonder your dad left, he couldn't stand looking at your pussy lips for another godamned second"
Jul 19 2012 2:10AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
hahah.
Jul 19 2012 3:15AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
my dad made fun of me for shit all my life, cause he's a dick. it taught me how to be a dick, and now whenever he makes some douchebag comment about me i have something to say right back. as far as everyone else goes, if someone is just poking a lil fun at me then whatever, they're probably right anyways, but if they are really trying to piss me off then they'll probably succeed, in which case i resort to making them cry, but if that doesn't work i kick their ass, and if that doesn't work then i murder them, but kicking their ass usually works. eventually you get a reputation for kicking ass and murdering people and then nobody really wants to piss you off anymore. so i suggest working out and learning how to fight and possibly murder people.
Jul 19 2012 3:16AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
First you'll need to take the tampon out...
Jul 19 2012 7:30AM
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Huck_Norris
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Hahaha yes my family had a black belt in sarcasm and smartassery as well
Jul 19 2012 7:32AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I don't think I can thank my mom enough for being the sarcastic bitch she was. I really do think its the best thing she could have passed onto me haha.
Jul 19 2012 8:29AM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
avoid humor, make it personal, be analytical, be hurtful.
Jul 19 2012 10:23AM
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asfdfads
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find out if one of their parents is divorced, dead, or an alcaholic, then use that against them.
Jul 19 2012 10:33AM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
This is a simple problem. If they're pushing you or taunting you and telling you to fight them, find a dojo near you and take a few kung fu classes. Seriously, they're designed for self defense and if he pushes you a quick shot to the solar plexus and a shot to the nose will end everything.

He tries to punch you a little block and a capitate to the throat and it's done.


Or... you could just tell them off. Depends if it's just them teasing you or if they're getting physical
Jul 19 2012 10:49AM
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Spinoza
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OP is lame. Just man up dude
Jul 19 2012 11:08AM
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Chinchi
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I think your best bet is this one.
Jul 19 2012 11:14AM
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yojimbo
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usually in circumstances like this i find that you can't really say anything that will beat their disses, especially if its a group of them they will probably just take what you say and twist it against you even worse because they seem more clever than you, (however not more intelligent if they are bothering to bully you anyway). Your best bet is to either just ignore them or to kick the shit out of one of them really fast, like learn some sweet ass 2 hit move that will put the ringleader on crutches or something and then they'll stop fucking with you.
Jul 19 2012 11:35AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i would just punch one of them right in the fucking nose.... you ever been punched in the nose? it fucking sucks. your eyes water up...can't see shit...and you don't even have to get hit very hard.
Jul 20 2012 9:20AM
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bustinthejus
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On second thought, just do this:

Jul 20 2012 11:09PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
"I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"

Gets them every time.

Jul 20 2012 11:13PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
if you talk shit and he retorts

"Last time i heard such a comeback your mom spit it all over the floor."
Jul 20 2012 11:26PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
I'm sure a lot of you already know this one.

Call him a dumbass or anything you'd like. Then if he replies with "no, you're a dumbass" (or whatever same insult you said), say, "if i wanted my own comeback i would have wiped it off your moms chin".

Might provoke a fight... haha.
Jul 20 2012 11:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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just look at them and laugh. he will think think you're judging him hardcore and most people cant stand that shit.
Jul 20 2012 11:44PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36660 - Karma: 110,395
lrn2not get butthurt over people. Simple as that.
Jul 20 2012 11:50PM
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smooticus
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Some real advice pal, dont sweat it, just say "whatever man". Blow them off when they try and insult you, there is no reason that you have to defend yourself from people like that. Starting a fight over teasing is just what those bullies want, and in the end you'll prolly end up getting your ass kicked in an unfair fight, or thats what they will say anyway. Also, you cant TRY and be witty, your gonna look like an ass "trying" too hard. Sticks and stones man. Your mother was right.

Jul 20 2012 11:57PM
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Backyard.Skier
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"your mom" works in every situation imaginable.
Jul 21 2012 12:13AM
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KillaSeason
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rip them apart with their personal flaws and flaws in their family and home life
Jul 21 2012 12:30AM
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TimRiley
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Ignore them. they are so insecure.../
Jul 21 2012 12:35AM
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ihitchadsgap
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when you are in 6th grade yes

Jul 21 2012 12:50AM
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HolySchimmel
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house party project x style seems to be your way to go :P

Well I cant really say how you should behave. Its really all about the situation, if its just one or two people annoying you etc. So many factors you have to think of I guess. Also I was never in such a situation, so I cant really provide good help I fear.
I guess the most "grown up" way to treat it would be to ignore them. Could work if they grow tired of bugging you, if it doesnt work, it kinda sucks though.
Fighting them would just make it worse I guess...
Jul 21 2012 2:29AM
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