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How to Tell When You're Just Too High

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PopsicleStand
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I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"



Jul 17 2012 6:25PM
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EthanJPAskier
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When you stumble around your friends hallway in the dark slamming into the walls trying to find the bathroom, and then proceed to see fractals and faces in the toilet for the next 10 minutes... then puke.
Jul 17 2012 6:29PM
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theabortionator
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When you remember smoking your first bowl with hansel
Jul 17 2012 6:33PM
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TheClap.
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Jul 17 2012 6:35PM
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rareison
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This one is great:

downed about 1 gram in the bong and 2 brownies. late at night, i was playing elder scrolls oblivion. for a few hours straight. I forgot what reality was. So i have this katana, IRL. i equip that on my belt with ductape. got a ton of tin foil out, and made body armor. I decided i was ready at this point, i went outside and theres this swampland/woods outside my place. went over there and then drew my sword out.
I thought that maybe if i get some practice with my sword i can slowly level up that ability each day.

but i said fuck it to going into the woods and was patrolling the street, looking for bandits, etc. see a police car, and duck in this ditch. luckily they dont spot me. decided to lay low in this ditch for awhile, so i pulled out a bottle of rum. woke up the next day on grass under a tree to a bunch of little kids voices in the distance, i was at my old elementary school...loaded a bowl and took a few hits. walked into the school, said i was here to deliver something to the office, then took a piss, and finished the bowl from earlier in the bathroom. walkout and realize fuck i was in the girls bathroom. woops...

got kinda hungry, decided to find the school cafeteria, eventually found the room where they keep all the food. the mexican lady there didnt speak much english so i just kept saying i was here to inspect the food. and she let me pass by. grabbed some fruit snacks a burrito and some milk. then i thought, hey this lady doesnt speak english i can get away with this, so really fast i took a hit and blew it in her face, then ran away with the food.

next i wanted to get my thieving skills up, so i found my old house i used to live in, and broke in since the windows were unlocked, i figured the people that lived there were gone. (no cars parked, lights off). just chilled there smoked up, drank all the guys beers and ate there leftovers. watched some HBO on there plasma screen. had to take a piss, fuck it, pissed on the carpet so i could keep watching tv. got bored of tv, and decided to look around the house, found his comp, and jacked off once (internet porn). left the porn on, didnt see a point in clearing history. I left him a note that said "whoever cooked this is a decent chef" in there fridge, as i was looking around the fridge i found a jar of strawberry jam, my dick has sperm on it, i needed a way to clean it off. i stuck my boner in the strawberry jam a few times.

left my old house. went home and passed out. woke up the next day and i was like wtf have i been doing? most of it was a blur. but i came to my senses.
Jul 17 2012 7:00PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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threads for when i'm not on mobile and have time to right down the epicest of all epic stoner stories
Jul 17 2012 7:04PM
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rareison
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this one is lolz


You know you're too high when you write down your Mcdonalds order in advance to help you out, but are too high to read it to the cashier when ordering, so you ask them to read it, but you're in the drive thru and the cashier cant read through the speaker box.
Jul 17 2012 7:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this is hilarious.

the other night i was smoking a bowl on the beach. i find a group of kids about my age drinking a few beers and having a campfire. they offer me a seat around and we introduced ourselves. then i sat there silently for half an hour, just staring at the fire, and then i got up and left.
Jul 17 2012 7:08PM
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amo
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Hahahaha yes.


When you can't open your eyes
Jul 17 2012 7:12PM
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amo
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Hahahaha yes.


When you can't open your eyes
Jul 17 2012 7:12PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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you know you're to high when you think this is a good idea and feel it should be on youtube... (me and adam..chaoui):


Jul 17 2012 7:14PM
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Algebra
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haha shit i gotta few. will pst when i have time
Jul 17 2012 8:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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too high? unpossible.
Jul 17 2012 8:28PM
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Static
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pretty much the only way to get too high: smoke and eat
Jul 17 2012 8:38PM
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theabortionator
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I worked at a restaurant and that was all I had access to a couple nights I forgot my bowl.


Tasted kinda whack but a nice enough one time user
Jul 17 2012 9:25PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Back when I smoked, I could tell when..

..I was attempting to drive a stick shift by jamming it into random gears at 40 mph because there's too many thoughts in your head.

Also

..I was playing goalie for a hockey team and you're having trouble remembering which team is yours.
Jul 17 2012 9:33PM
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Errl
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when you start putting weed directly in the bong (without the slide being there)

and i've burned my fingers pretty badly a few times because i was heating my dome instead of my nail
Jul 17 2012 9:34PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Also, this needs to be my new sig.
Jul 17 2012 9:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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when you're driving a stick shift and revving the engine up around 3,000 RPMs going about 25 mph..... and you can't seem to figure out why the fuck your car won't go any fast than what you think is 3 mph. So you freak out a bit and wonder what's wrong with the car and why it's so slow and revving so loud now.

then eventually you realize it's RPMs, shift into 3rd and say holy fuck i shouldn't be driving right now.
Jul 17 2012 9:38PM
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rareison
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This happened to me


So me and my friends got absolutely ripped (2 bowls each) and went back to my place. We were sitting in my living room for the longest time, and none of us said a word. We just sat there eating chips and staring at each other, and occasionally one of us would burst out laughing, then we would all start laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes or so. Happened like 5 times, and I bet we were in that room for at least 4 hours. Also, about 2 hours in, I looked around and totally forgot who my friends were, like I literally had no idea who these people beside me were. It was lolz.

Sparknotes: You know you're high when you forget who your friends sitting beside you are, and you don't say a word for 4 hours.
Jul 17 2012 9:39PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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2 bowls each is not absolutely ripped...
Jul 17 2012 9:45PM
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rareison
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For us it was
Jul 17 2012 9:46PM
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Dan.P
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sounds like you had crack in your weed
Jul 17 2012 9:48PM
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Good_Deed
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when your on ns and this happens.

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Jul 17 2012 9:48PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Nah dude, 2 biwls each is a tuesday afternoon when you feel that history class really isnt that useful
Jul 17 2012 9:52PM
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_Ryan_
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AHH THREADS FOR WHEN THERE ARE SOME MORE POSTS!
Jul 17 2012 9:58PM
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Matt_Rossi
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THREADS
Jul 17 2012 10:07PM
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scratchproteen
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couple buddies came back for the weekend a few weeks ago and he brought his vaporizer, we proceeded to get high as all hell. Obviously we wanted to get food, hop in the car and roll to T-bell. The second I stepped out of the car I was in tears laughing at these 3 mexican kids thinking how funny it was that 3 mexicans were going to t-bell. Proceeded to laugh through my order didn't even look the cashier in the eyes. We sat down to eat, and you know that feeling you get when you are high as fuck and you think everyone else around you just knows well, I had that feeling hard core and was convinced that the dad sitting with his family was a undercover cop, so I slammed my burritos threw away the trash and went and sat out in the car while my buddies finished their food.

good times.
Jul 17 2012 10:22PM
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THURSTY
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https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/496885.0/'NADIANS-AT-HOOD?t=2&s=189345
Jul 17 2012 10:24PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i remember when all i did all day was get stoned, and how cool i thought i was because i smoked soooo much......
Jul 17 2012 10:33PM
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Algebra
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so me and 2 friends wanted to get high. we all hadnt smoked in a month or whatever, so we called our main dealer; he only had brownies. i said fuck that i wanna smoke. so we called our secondary dealer and he fuckin made brownies. so we had to get it from some sketchy kid at mcdonalds who put it in a dunkin donuts cup with no top. tha fuck? but we get home smoke a few bowls, have some pork then go watch some louie. while watching louie i was facing towards my friend with my body but face facing at a 90 degree angle towards the tv. and for some reason whenever i would try to fix my face and look forward and not to the left my neck would snap back to looking left. needless to say i was straight fucked. haha shit was great
Jul 17 2012 10:55PM
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MothaHucker
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When you vape 6 bowls with two other friends then vape a personal at the local amusement park, security comes and simply tells you to leave the closed area we were in and then the whole time on all the rollercoasters you're expecting a fucking platoon of police officers to be waiting at the exit. I eventually got over that fear though after walking straight by a group of huddled police officers and security guards including the one that saw us multiple times without them doing anything, then I proceeded to eat a full size brick of fudge. Needless to say I was straight trippin there for a good while, especially because we didn't even pay the admission fee, we always just sneak in through the side haha. If anyone wants to know a way to get into wild Waves for free in WA, hit me up hahah.
Jul 17 2012 11:00PM
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Anathema
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i was running home (yes, running.. for no reason) down the sidewalk with a friend of mine, and i could have sworn the trees were trying to grab me. i must have looked like an idiot. i was running while ducking and dodging my head and waving my arms as if the branches were attacking me. then my friend stopped and he looked at me and said "DUDE, ARE WE EVEN RUNNING, OR ARE WE JUST STANDING ON THE SPOT DOING A RUNNING MOTION?!" because we looked behind us and we had only traveled about 5 houses down the street after what seemed like 10 minutes of running.

it was totally fucked. i was so high i was losing it.

then i went home, laid in my bed, and started scanning through movies on my computer. when i saw the title "radio" i started repeating that word out loud in different ways and laughing to myself.
Jul 17 2012 11:01PM
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thebeesknees
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Jul 17 2012 11:11PM
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powderdrunkie
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wow. can't believe i read all that. what a waste.
Jul 17 2012 11:15PM
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PopsicleStand
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meanwhile, back in real life....thats not true
Jul 17 2012 11:27PM
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amo
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lost
Jul 17 2012 11:30PM
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TheButterHashira
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First time I ever just got fucked up I spent a good while trying to figure out how three lefts make a right. I miss highschool high, now weed is just boring.
Jul 18 2012 1:21AM
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rareison
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when you start singing this


Jul 18 2012 1:37AM
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Dinner420
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A week ago I put up 1.5 grams with three other bodies who matched. Midway my friend loaded a .4 gram hash bowl which did me in good since I hadn't smoked In 3 weeks. We then continued to match bud until I could hardly hit the bong. It took effort for me to figure out how to ignite the bowl I was so high. You know you are stoned when your friend has to help you light the bowl. Afterward we headed to subway. In line I kept repeating my order in my head so I would not forget "Meat Ball Marinara" "Meat Ball Marinara" Every time I go to subway I get a Meat Ball sub so It should be a no brainer to order. It then becomes time for me to order and I had forgotten what I was going to get. My eyes were red and squinty as hellI as I paused for about a minute or so trying to remember what I wanted. Then tell her I forgot. hold on a moment. My friends start laughing and one of them says he wants a meatball sub. She shook her head and ended up making it for me. I got the the sub then walked crookedly out the door.
Jul 18 2012 2:01AM
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BmoChop
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my friend just chatted me "that was where i met him vagina boob"
Jul 18 2012 2:07AM
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BmoChop
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needless to say he's high
Jul 18 2012 2:07AM
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fupaface
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when you are sitting on your friends sofa eating cereal and for some reason he thinks it would be a good idea to hit you over the head with a frozen banana, and knocks you out and then his mom walks into find a knocked out kid on the floor with cereal all around him, milk all over the walls, and her son standing there staring at a frozen banana.

It has happened after many bowls out of my friends volcano.
Jul 18 2012 2:13AM
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LIL_WAT
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When you're smoking outside and you hear a dog bark and the first thing you think is "shit man, that dog totally knows Im high as fuck".
Jul 18 2012 2:16AM
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96leemax
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when you start to worship a lays potato chip

Jul 18 2012 2:23AM
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Masta_Baka
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when you roll up to a tbell cashier and order two double cheeseburgers then yell at the lady when she just stares at you.
Jul 18 2012 2:42AM
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PattyC
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the first time me and a friend smoked we were convinced tree sap would make us smell les so we spread it al over are faces
Jul 18 2012 4:06AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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Oh god yes! I know that feeling...
Jul 18 2012 4:07AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Why?

It definitely isn't cool, but it could very well be true. When I was smoking a lot I would smoke from like 10pm-3am and do 3-5 vape bowls, and wouldn't get ridiculously high at all, just super high tolerance.

I'd take a week off about every 2 or 3 months and after that 1 bowl would be enough, but smoking daily will get your tolerance way high, which fucking sucks.
Jul 18 2012 4:25AM
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kingskier
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you can never be too high
Jul 18 2012 12:11PM
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beezey
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You don't get too high. Unless you start throwing up, then your prob too high, but to get unhigh you must smoke yourself unhigh so keep smoking
Jul 18 2012 12:21PM
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