Six Flags New England

I've been there 20 + times.

Haven't been in a couple years and really haven't gone other than once or twice in the last 6 or 7 years.


Place is legit, ride waits depend on the day. That place is usually really mellow. I used to go in the fall a lot more when the waits were never bad, but even in the summer it's usually decent. I don't think I've ever waited more than an hour for the superman there. Usually

I've been there 20 + times.

Haven't been in a couple years and really haven't gone other than once or twice in the last 6 or 7 years.


Place is legit, ride waits depend on the day. That place is usually really mellow. I used to go in the fall a lot more when the waits were never bad, but even in the summer it's usually decent. I don't think I've ever waited more than an hour for the superman there. Usually

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*The floor less batman ride is newer so I haven't rode it as much but I think the wait times were a little longer because it was new. But will prolly be under an hour as well.


The scariest ride at that place is the cyclone. That fucking coaster seriously doesn't seem safe.


I miss riding some of those rides but roller coasters just don't do it anymore. I've hit all the good ones in the country a few times and waiting an hour + for a 30 second to 4 minute ride just kills me.


Also if you're buying a ticket you might as well snag a season pass. Best deal ever if you like 6 flags. Preseason they're 50-80 bucks depending on the park. If you already have a day pass bought I think you can upgrade to a season pass for like 30 bucks on the inside. The passes are sick because they get you into every 6flags(Even went to one of the canadian ones for free)


But yeah, those 2 rides are the main deal I think. They put a lot of uprgades into that park around the time 6 flags took it over like 10 years ago but they don't have a crazy amount of rides. The mind eraser blows but I used to love it when I was little and didn't care about my ears getting smashed against the headrest on possibly the worlds bumpiest ride.


If you end up getting a season pass you should check out the one in dirty jerzx sometime. Great adventure I think? It's pretty sick. They have a real nice drive through safari there as well. The park has the best selection of roller coasters at a 6 flags other than magic mountain in california. Place is mad legit. IF you go there in the summer you WILL wait a long ass time for almost every ride. But they have some really cool shit like the kingda ka, tallest and fastest in the worlds 465 ish and 128 mph I believe?


If you go to a park and the lines suck too bad and you're with some friends/ have some loot to waste, check out the Q-bots. You rent this little thing for mad $$$ and you scan it at the different rides you want to ride and it waits in line for you. So you can go wait in another line and then get off and ride the other with no line, or hit a ride that's got a real short line until your wait time is up. I think there's an upgraded version that gets you onto every ride in 5 minutes but it's pricey. Used to not be as much but def worth it sometimes. IF you go to a place like that one in jersey, sometimes the lines are so long you'll only get on 3 rides the whole fucking day without one, and then it's massively worth it if you have the extra loot. Fuck waiting 3-4 hours for a ride.





Good luck, enjoy


Ps: Don't smoke a joint on the hill of the superman. They will actually stop the ride and come up and bitch you out and then when the coaster co


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*Place is legit, ride waits depend on the day. That place is usually really mellow. I used to go in the fall a lot more when the waits were never bad, but even in the summer it's usually decent. I don't think I've ever waited more than an hour for the superman there. Usually less than 30 min wait and many times a 5-15 wait.


That was the second paragraph but wouldn't post.

^that post was a fucking disaster

I can see it from my house. Cool place midweek, just make sure it isn't Latino day. Worst day of my amusement park life.

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Go on Goliath, so much fun, don't wast your time in the water park, but pretty much just go on all the steel roller coasters

yup.... the fact it's all wooden makes it soooo sketch

avoid mind eraser - shittiest coaster in north america.
floorless batman is dope but ride time is short. lost my phone on it so careful with your belongings.
superman is the sickest thing there - hits almost 80mph on the first drop.
the scream is cool i guess.

why do you say that? we did it the other day and loved it, even right after doing bizarro. we made sure to wait a few extra turns to be in the front row though, i think that makes it waaay better cause the thing whips around in such a way that it's hard to tell youre not gonna hit the supporting posts as you corkscrew and fly around. im really surprised you'd dislike it so much though even if you werent in the front


anyway yeah i was just there a few days ago with a friend. it was brutally hot and a busy day so lines were shitty (hour and a half + for bizarro, way less for others luckily) and there are a lot of trashy people but it's really fun. oh and it's expensive obviously (admission price is understandable, 15 bucks for a small meal is pretty shitty though). batman, bizaroo, mind eraser, the good wooden coaster are all super fun. they had some dope looking new one with two towers that looked awesome but it was closed

why do you say that?

You basically get your ears and head slammed back and forth 2 million times in the minute or two of riding.


I used to love it when I was 12-15 maybe. Rode it 24 times in a row at new england once.


As far as food, fuck buying it there. Usually just went to the pizza hut a mile down the road and if you time it right you can hit that lunch buffet and eat till you puke.

I got on mind-eraser without a headache. I left with one that lasted me the rest of the day. Shit sucked. My head was smashed around from side to side the whole ride.


Here's a fun idea, get really high and go into that room where it rotates around you, houdini house? think. TALK ABOUT A MIND FUCK.

The one with two towers is goliath, and its fun as hell

I've been to six flags a bajillion times since I live about 10 minutes away. Never had a bad experience with mind eraser though, but batman is definitely my favorite ride there, it's a classic.

mind eraser is fucking painful and the sketchy wooden one is yeah sketchy but superman or whatever they call it now and batman and the waterpark are all pretty sick. definetly worth it to buy a season pass too if you plan on going more than once

Water park=

Bizarro is a must as is batman and the newest one Goliath looks fun. If you get there right when they open just go right to those three first so the lines aren't bad.

yeah that thing looked so sick


re: the replies to me about hitting your head on the mind eraser, i guess i kept my neck straight/anticipated the turns, didnt really think about it. or maybe i hit my head so many times i forgot...?

but yeah, last time ill ever go on a sunny weekend day like that..brutal lines

Definitely do this

shit is sooo true. started lifeguarding at a local mountain that turns into a water park and i have never heard so much spanish in my life. Plus all the people from the city (NY) come and dont know how to swim. They feel it is necessary for the lifeguards to let them jump off the cliff jump (25ft.) and tarzan swing (rope swing). They start to drown and i have to save them..... 2 saves in 5 minutes.

I don't care what they want to call it. I will always call that ride the superman. Fuck the police

I know exactly what your talking about... I work at a water park as well. The other day I had a women tell me that her kids were going down a slide, all to short to touch bottom and none of them could swim. I had to save 4 little kids in like 5 minutes also. And I cant communicate with like 80% of the people cause none of them speak english or pretend not to.

If you like Mexico you'll love six flags!

our wavepool is filled with minorities floating in packs of 30+ with lifejackets on...

I live 10 minutes away and I used to go all the time. It's pretty good if you do it right. Here's my advice

get a fast pass or flash pass wahtever makes it so much better for the extra price.