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cmleibold
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Ok, so there are going to be a few claims in here, just deal with it. My 21st birthday is Monday and were throwing a house party. Among the 35-40 people coming are quite a few girls. This brings me to my problem. In my mass invite, I may have kind of fucked myself over. First, I invited an exgirlfriend. Not just any ex, but the one I was with for two years and madly in love with before she broke my heart. We reconnected a little bit ago and now every time were around each other we hook up. I'm probably still in love with her, can't really tell. Also, I'm of the opinion that's she's the most beautiful girl at any given time, but I'm sure that my feelings for her cloud that. However, I'll never be in a relationship with her again because she won't do it since I'm moving across the country in less than a month. Next, we have a slut that I invited, one that I hooked up with on the fourth of July, and had a foursome with her, my friend, and his girl (not gay, awesome). She's pretty cool and cute but she's dumb as hell and I can't hold a conversation with her without wanting to kill myself. However, she's permanently dtf. The third girl is one I have never hooked up with but I'd kill to. She's gorgeous and really chill. We partied together a few nights ago and all the signs were there that she was ready to go and she made me promise I'd let her know when my bday party was. The last girl is the longship. Foreign, hot as hell, fat ass, great body. Everyone's in love with her, including another of my best friends. Just recently she started texting me a shit ton and always tryna hang out, drink, anything really. Idk if I could land her and it'd be tough, but the challenge could definitely pay off. Anyways, blonde slut (the second girl) and I are going on a vacation with a group of People the day after, sharing a room and everything. So the biggest issue I have is how to not let her see me or feel bad about me talking to or hooking up witho these other girls while were partying the night before, I'd like to still be able to get with her on vacation. Also, idk what my best play is going to be on monday. I know I can get with me ex (she's sendin me pics of dresses, asking me to pick which one is the shortest so she can dress slutty for me) but I'd also like to hookup with girl three or make a run at four. I just don't want my ex to see that or get hurt by it. Again, still lots of feelings for her. Any advice you have about this (don't be a douche) is appreciated. Short version: Four girls, one me One ex, one slut, one 75 percent down, one 25 percent Ex is gorgeous, sluts alright, 75 percent is sexy as hell, 25 rivals the girl Next door Going to be sharing a room with slut on vacation, still wanna get it in Need to find a way to not hurt them/still get mine Ex and slut are easy, other ones are challenge.
Jul 15 2012 2:25AM
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Yeezy
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if theyre all into you, fuck them all? idiot
Jul 15 2012 2:27AM
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cmleibold
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Sorry for the typos/shitty formatting. Mobile blows
Jul 15 2012 2:28AM
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asfdfads
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if you managed to pull of a four way before, do it again.
Jul 15 2012 2:39AM
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Yeezy
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this. just in a less gay way then before
Jul 15 2012 2:46AM
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Amadeus.
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the most impressive part of this story is that you typed it all on your phone.
Jul 15 2012 2:48AM
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bighomieflock
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You typed that out on mobile?!

Anyway, we need pics of these girld to help you.

Jul 15 2012 2:51AM
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412.
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Way Too Long.
Jul 15 2012 2:51AM
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Dr.Dickless
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obviously kill three of them, and bang the one you would kill to be with
Jul 15 2012 2:55AM
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cmleibold
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Well the fivesomes out seeing as none of them know each other, and my ex doesn't really like to share. It was a lot to type out on a phone, but works really fucking slow tonight. I'll post pics tmro when I'm at a laptop.
Jul 15 2012 2:56AM
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Skier1478
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Wow, impressed you typed it all on mobile

But i'm thinking that if you want to get them all in one night and not hurt them, try to get them at different times throughout the party. As in, beginning, later, later, closer to the end. I wouldn't really suggest having a foursome with them. One/some of them might get weird feelings for you since you might have treated the other girls different than her, something like that. Try to save the best of yourself for your ex and just try to impress her. Then try to do the rest as I said at different times but throughout the night and so that the other girls don't notice. Because as I said, they might notice and then later have weird feelings for you. Well.. Best of luck at your party! Hope this at least somewhat helps.
Jul 15 2012 3:03AM
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JWoods
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If you aren't going to ever be with the ex again then screw it. If the slut really is a slut then she won't mind seeing you hook up with someone else. Try and hook up with the 25% first then if that's not working go for 75
Jul 15 2012 3:07AM
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ryano
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using paragraphs would help.
Jul 15 2012 3:11AM
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pow_pow~
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Jul 15 2012 3:12AM
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Hughes
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This thread obviously needs pics before any legit advice is given.
Jul 15 2012 6:12AM
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Rachy
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Way to create drama on your birthday.

Guys complain that they hate girls that bring drama... yet you do things like this? Not always our fault.

The one your friend is into is a NO GO.

Your Ex. Well, you're an idiot cause she's just using you for a screw now and then. That isn't going to happen, get over it. You're probably going to piss her off a bit by hooking up with another girl, but we're jealous like that so whatever.

You're left with the slut and the one your friend isn't into (forgot if that is the 25 or 75). Anyway, sluts have feelings to. If you're about to go on vacation with this girl and share a room, you don't want to piss her off. You are going to end up with stupid drama at your birthday and even more lame drama after if you fuck this situation up. I think you realize this.

Also, just because a girl is massively flirty, doesn't mean she is down to fuck. How to know if she wants to fuck: She tells you, she has told you about her underwear, she looks at you with eyes that pierce your soul, or you've already fucked her. If none of the above happen and she's just really super flirty and you know she's been with other dudes, she isn't down to fuck, she's down to have you chase after her and maybe take her on a date.

It's your birthday, go the path of least resistance. The slut is the way to go. You know you can get some and will cause no drama for the week after. If the other girls are truly down, you'll make em a little jealous and they'll just try harder next time. As far as the ex goes... get over it.
Jul 15 2012 7:50AM
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Wadsworth
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Id say just have one big orgy ;)
Jul 15 2012 8:21AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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^ this. play your cards right nd you could sling it all into a massive love pit.
Jul 15 2012 8:46AM
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Chuffin
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This... made... so much sense...
Follow her advice, it's logical (bizarrely) and it has win all over it.
Jul 15 2012 8:55AM
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Rachy
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Girls who are mostly raised by their loving father tend to be able to display forms of logic that other females are not capable of without becoming a lesbian. We are a rare bread.
Jul 15 2012 9:11AM
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theBearJew
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Kill one. Fuck the other. And marry the hot one.
Jul 15 2012 9:50AM
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grown-ninja
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godbless
Jul 15 2012 10:08AM
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StillGhood
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Rare bread You sounded so smart till that sentence. Think you meant rare breed
Jul 15 2012 10:11AM
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Rachy
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I don't claim to be a master of the English language. :/ I'm dyslexic, have miserable spelling and autocorrect. Far better with math.
Jul 15 2012 10:22AM
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JzD.
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Stuck in a pickle. Keep them separated during the party? I don't know if it's possible but it might be with some help from your friends. Bang them all too, at the same time
Jul 15 2012 10:28AM
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Hamster.
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This although you could try for number three I think it was? I mean the last one would be nice, but its a long shot and to spend your entire night chasing her would defeat the purpose of having a party. Remember the night as party+sex, not just chasing for tail. Again "least resistance", but you could also try for the third one if you'd like, because its maybe a possibility with a little bit of liquor.
Jul 15 2012 10:29AM
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Seany.n
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Threads for when i need advice from rachy
Jul 15 2012 11:08AM
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yeahno
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Jul 15 2012 11:11AM
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Toaster-Tony
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That was probably the claim he was talking about.
Jul 15 2012 12:03PM
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beezey
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Can we get pics of each girl? I think that would make this epic thread even better. I love this
Jul 15 2012 12:06PM
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eldridge
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god i love that fucking dog
Jul 15 2012 12:11PM
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Toaster-Tony
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My advice, go there and just have a goo time. If something happens that's awesome and if not, well at least you had a great time on your bday. Don't overthink situations like this.
Jul 15 2012 12:12PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Run the gamut brother. One of the best nights of my life I was in a very similar situation almost to a T but with three girls rather than 4. Girl I invited to party during class, girl I had been hooking up with who knew about the party, and my ex-girlfriend who came in town that week. Hooked up with all three. Blowies from the first two sexy time with my ex.

Good shit see if you can do it. Just be all stealthy and shit.
Jul 15 2012 12:14PM
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TheClap.
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Jul 15 2012 12:14PM
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feihlination
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took like a week or so
Jul 15 2012 12:15PM
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CliffyByro
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exactly this.

also pics are needed.
Jul 15 2012 12:16PM
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WorthDaMoney
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i love when logic works... well actually it works pretty much all the time just people never use it.

and i think you being logical has more to do with the fact that you like math and probably study very little but are able to understand it all faster because you make logical links between new things youre learning, and things youve learned in the past ... atleast thats exactly what i do
Jul 15 2012 12:26PM
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Phil-X-
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We need pics of said EX, before we can give you advice.
Jul 15 2012 12:26PM
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HamFaceGirl
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inb4 solid 7 joke
Jul 15 2012 1:29PM
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cmleibold
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As promised, here are a few pics:

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^The Exgf

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^the blond slut

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^75%

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^25%

Jul 15 2012 4:37PM
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Wolffy
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With these pictures in mind, go with the slut or 75. No offense, but your ex is beat as fuck and so is the 25%.
Jul 15 2012 4:55PM
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sklermang
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LOL at the slut wearing the appropriate headwear. go for the 75%, shes hot as hell.
Jul 15 2012 5:02PM
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bighomieflock
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Ya, I agree, go with the slut or 75%. I'd say slut, because as Rachy said, its the path of least resistance, but you could go either way.
Jul 15 2012 5:05PM
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J_Christoph
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This so much
Jul 15 2012 5:09PM
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stickski
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go for 75, slut as the backup plan
Jul 15 2012 5:18PM
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NotGhood
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just because no one has said it yet

pee in her butt
Jul 15 2012 5:28PM
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jmasterp
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inb4 someone finds them all on Facebook, and sends them a link to the thread.
Jul 15 2012 5:29PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i find it ironic the slut would wear a hat that says slut, lol. or maybe she is just a slut and tries to flaunt it, either way im way to fucking high and what rachy said makes a lot of sense
Jul 15 2012 5:31PM
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feihlination
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^^lol inb4 2
Jul 15 2012 5:34PM
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Phil-X-
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Someone please know these girls and send them a link
Jul 15 2012 5:48PM
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Sno.
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i liked you until this post.
Jul 15 2012 5:53PM
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