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Biggest lie you have ever told?

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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
Hello fellow NS'ers what is the biggest lie you have ever told.? just wondering. if this thread goes anywhere i will post mine
Jul 13 2012 2:36PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
not telling.
Jul 13 2012 2:36PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
I told my teacher that my dog ate my homework
Jul 13 2012 2:37PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I've told people I've lost my virginity.
Jul 13 2012 2:37PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
don't worry it's not laced
Jul 13 2012 2:37PM
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shaggy.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 299
told some bitch i loved her in my sophmore year. realized i was not just lying to her but mostly topmyself. Now being a few years older i have realized there are much easier ways to get a girl to want to have sex with me
Jul 13 2012 2:38PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I don't bite ;)
Jul 13 2012 2:38PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
The best lie is the one you never told.. Just let someone else take the fall instead of lying about it.

I put a dent in my dads car once, he didnt notice it at first, 2 months later he did. Blamed himself..
Jul 13 2012 2:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
"it's definitely not because of another woman."
Jul 13 2012 2:39PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
"I swear i have nothing illegal in my car officer"
Jul 13 2012 2:40PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
"where'd that come from?"
Jul 13 2012 2:43PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
wtf
Jul 13 2012 2:43PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
made me lol
Jul 13 2012 2:43PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
I'm sorry... its... you're just.. really pretty.
Jul 13 2012 2:44PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
What seems to be the problem? I woulda gotten chewed out for a tiny fucking dent. I saw no reason to say anything, I figured he would notice it and either blame himself or someone in a parking lot..

You never left out important details when answering someone? Its not lying, but it is.
Jul 13 2012 2:46PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
yeah...omission. but i couldn't do that to my dad, the guilt would eat me alive.
Jul 13 2012 2:51PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
this is what i do. Technically it's not lying by leaving the "little things" out, but morally it is. Like when I fail a test and my mom asks how it went, I usually just say that it was really difficult.
Jul 13 2012 2:51PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
"no i'm not masturbating" or "of course I'm not fapping to doggy porn"
Jul 13 2012 2:55PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
ehh.. I told him later on and he laughed. Where he woulda been pissed at the time, I think I did the right thing.
Jul 13 2012 2:55PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
I went like 4 years of my life with people outside of my family thinking i was lactose intolerant starting at like the age of 5. The reason being is because i got into a pizza eating contest with one of my older sisters friends brothers and i ate like 5 pieces and then threw it all back up that night and i hated pizza for the longest time because of that so i never wanted to eat it so i would tell people i was allergic to it and they assumed i was lactose intolerant. I also didnt like milk at the time either so that worked out very well. But of course i came to my sense and now i love both milk and pizza.
Jul 13 2012 3:00PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
hahhaahhahaha
Jul 13 2012 3:08PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

lolz

I have a scar on my rib cage and an equal size scar on my back that lines up. I say i got shot.

Jul 13 2012 3:12PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
She never told me to stop
Jul 13 2012 3:16PM
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Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
"yeah i've got a condom"
Jul 13 2012 3:26PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Yeah I'm Sponsored because i get free skis. ( the real reason i got 2 pairs of free skis was because of warranty stuff)
Jul 13 2012 3:36PM
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Jahburn
Posts: 257 - Karma: 32
The biggest lie I pulled of was when I was sent to the security office at my school because a teacher thought I was stoned, which I was. I was also playing mario cart on this new 3ds that I had just recently found and I showed up to that class constantly baked which was probably the main reason the teacher sent me down. The security sat me down in a chair and and told me that they heard I was off task. And I told them that I had no other work to do ect. They told me I shouldn't be playing electronics in school all that stuff . Then they asked If I was under the influence of marijuana or any substances. I sternly replied no. My eye were so red and glossed over at that point. They said are you sure? you can tell us and you will be in less trouble because we are going to check your back pack. As a school we have a right to do this. I replied I am not high I just have bad allergies today. You can go a head and check my backpack if you want. They checked my backpack and I was completely cool with it because I had no paraphernalia with me. I got smart and stopped bringing that shit on campus after I have smoked. They eventually let me go but knew I was stoned but were unable to prove shit.
Jul 13 2012 3:56PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
this is great
Jul 13 2012 4:28PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i didnt inform my car insurance company that i had moved to toronto two years prior.
thus saving myself $40 a month on car insurance.
all was fine and dandy till my car got hit and run in a parking lot at school.

i was never back charged, and they still covered the damage, but they obviously found out i lived downtown and jacked up my rate.

i dunno if thats the biggest, but it was a damn good one at the time.
Jul 13 2012 4:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
"of course I'll call you tomorrow!"
Jul 13 2012 4:48PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
"No of course you arent fat"
Jul 13 2012 4:53PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
"why does your room smell like skunk?"

"I farted."

True story. Literally 5 minutes after I blazed in my room. Got away with it probably cause Im fucking badass and ride dragons into battle.
Jul 13 2012 4:54PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
No the condom didn't break I promise.
Jul 13 2012 4:59PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
oh, so you want babies.
Jul 13 2012 5:00PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
i really like where this thread is going. dont make it a shithole
Jul 13 2012 5:46PM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
"i wouldnt lie to you"
Jul 13 2012 5:58PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
I was walking around town with a girl i liked at 2 in the morning. My town has a curfew so a cop pulls up next to us, this is the conversation.

"Hey guys, you know you're not supposed to be out this late, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, why are you then?"
"We couldn't sleep, so we decided to go for a walk."
"Is she related to you?"
"Yeah, she's my sister."
"Do your parents know you're out?"
"Yeah, we told our mom we couldn't sleep so she said we could take a walk."
"Where do you live?"
"Right up ahead, on Arbor Circle."
"Alright, you kids walk on home and don't come out this late again."
"Okay."


maybe not the biggest lie i've ever told but probably one of my proudest, obviously she wasn't my sister, we hadn't told our parents, and we didn't live on Arbor Circle (an actual street that was ahead of where we were.... more quick thinking on my part thank god), but the cop believed it so whatever.
Jul 13 2012 6:01PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
not my biggest lie or anything but it was a close call to getting caught and JIBERISH saved me. So it was late at night over midwinter break and i was bored sitting in my room at around 12am and i couldnt sleep. I had my bud and stuff in my room so i thought i could just go out my window and sit on the roof of my garage and blaze a bowl (how i usually sneak out). I was dumb and made lots of noise opening my blinds and window and walking on the roof. I sit down and all of the sudden i hear the door to my room shut, so i throw everything in the pocket of my 2xl lohi and stand up. My mom looks out my window and is like, what the hell are you doing i thought you were a robber. Some how i quickly responded telling her i was going out on a walk because i was still on the hawaii time zone and couldnt fall asleep and that i thought she wouldnt let me go on one. Then she told me to just come in and never do it again. If she walked in 1 minute later i would have been caught burning the bowl. The bagginess of the jiberish also saved me because you could hardly see the bulge from all the stuff in the pocket.


Jul 13 2012 6:26PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
don't you get any ideas now
Jul 13 2012 6:31PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
probably that i really dont smoke weed.

Jul 13 2012 7:48PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
"no, thats not herpes, its just razor burn"
Jul 13 2012 8:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
don't worry i didn't bust inside you, i swear!
Jul 13 2012 8:22PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
Well that's fucking stupid, have fun knocking up some whore.

Also, your sig is fucking stupid too, must suck to buy cloths you don't like eh?
Jul 13 2012 9:11PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
yea you r username kinda tips that off
Jul 13 2012 9:57PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
i like all races equally
Jul 13 2012 10:00PM
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.M.C.D.
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I totally meant to pull out
Jul 13 2012 10:06PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310

Wow you're really good at singing.

What I meant to say is my ears are bleeding.

Jul 13 2012 10:06PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
When I was in pre-school I used to draw a lot of cool shit. So one day I came home and gave my mom one of my drawings. (A dragon) That night I went into her room and saw that it was in the trashcan, I got super pissed, and being a stupid fuck, took a gold watch of hers and threw it out. I knew it was important to her, just as my drawing was important to me.

Two days later I was lying in bed, and she asked me if I'd seen the watch. I told her to her face that I didn't know where it was, and that it might've slipped off her jewelry box into the trashcan which was right next to it. She believed it at that point.

Then like 6-8 yrs later when I was in the 5th grade, I admitted what happened on Easter, thinking it would lessen the punishment. No punishment, but I still feel awful.
Jul 13 2012 10:12PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
I would like to purchase a 2XL Lohi so I can masturbate in public.
Jul 13 2012 10:18PM
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Nati513
Posts: 679 - Karma: 25
I only smoke like once a month or so heh. (not my biggest lie but a funny one)
Jul 13 2012 10:29PM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
"I'll still respect you"
Jul 13 2012 10:30PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
lol
Jul 13 2012 10:49PM
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