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If you could be a girl for a day...

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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
What would you do? (or guy for you pinknames).Personnally, i would:

Go into those clean girl toilets and take the most enjoyable shit ever.

Probably play with my new boobs like all day.

Pee. always wondered if its any different.


Jul 12 2012 7:37PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
get laid with ease all fucking day
Jul 12 2012 7:38PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Furiously masturbate, become a slut, or if I was hot, train myself to be incredibly attracted to the male me.
Jul 12 2012 7:39PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
idk, is that gay?
Jul 12 2012 7:39PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
MASSIVE REPOST. but i would

1. play with myself
2. ask random girls to hook up (who cares, i'll only be a girl for a day)
3. post nudes on NS (i got you guys.)
4. get guys to buy me stuff
5. potentially rob a bank, and hide the money (then pick it up once i turn back into a guy)
Jul 12 2012 7:39PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
2 chicks at the same time
Jul 12 2012 7:40PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
nope
Jul 12 2012 7:45PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
i'd play with my tits all the time


wait wat?
Jul 12 2012 7:48PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
I would sell my virginity for many thousands of dollars to a millionaire.
Then hide the cash in a vault with combination lock and retrieve the cash next day.

Jul 12 2012 7:49PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
lolllllll

my girlfriend/exes/other friends have confirmed, girls play with their tits a lot more than guys think they do
Jul 12 2012 7:50PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I feel like the reason guys do this is because a dick is like a tricycle, it's pretty fucking simple to figure out, as long as you're not stupid. So once a guy has mastered this, he wants to move on to the Harley; a vagina. And he has the urge to master this new thing, hence why almost every guy will say "fap" as the #1 thing to do if they became a girl.
Jul 12 2012 7:53PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I would try to have some awesome finger banging action with one of my girl friends.
Jul 12 2012 7:53PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
ORRRRRRR i just want to figure out what feels the best so i can try that with ladies in my future...?


but honestly it would be a mixture of the above reason and just because i'm curious as to what it feels like haha
Jul 12 2012 7:54PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
are you sure? i need pinkname to testify this
Jul 12 2012 7:54PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
probably right, I just wanted to get all deep and shit (pardon the expression)
Jul 12 2012 7:57PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
see above......? haha


but yes, many girls have admitted to it
Jul 12 2012 7:58PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Dude fapfapfap. And then send pics to all you guys :)
Jul 12 2012 7:58PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
and film it
Jul 12 2012 7:59PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
WHAT SECRETS DO THEY HOLD
Jul 12 2012 8:03PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
well women have different types of orgasm. but man, MULTIPLE ORGASMS?! now that sir, is the holy grail of being a woman
Jul 12 2012 8:03PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
now the real question is whether this would be easier or less weird than a guy trying to do this with a guy friend.
Jul 12 2012 8:04PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Jul 12 2012 8:05PM
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ironic
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Jul 12 2012 8:05PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
What's a snatch?
Jul 12 2012 8:23PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
I just watched your entire season edit. really sick stuff man, props
Jul 12 2012 8:26PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
Its a woman's the left naustril.
Jul 12 2012 8:27PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
its true. i mean, we were granted these gifts, might as well enjoy them amiright?
Jul 12 2012 8:32PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Be bad at sports
Jul 12 2012 8:32PM
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Airwolf
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Jul 12 2012 8:40PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I would probably just complain about everything, then get into a few car accidents and call it a day.
Jul 12 2012 8:44PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
repost. I would sit on the washing machine all day
Jul 12 2012 8:47PM
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Airwolf
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hahaha soo much this.
Jul 12 2012 8:49PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
Yep this, so I would fit in a little I guess
Jul 12 2012 8:51PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i would become a pro athlete in like 3 or 4 different sports, then have rough lesbian sex and orgasm multiple times until i got tired or bored, then buy a shitload of fashionable, sexy outfits and try them all on in front of the mirror for a few hours, then i guess the day would probably be over.
Jul 12 2012 8:56PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
use a bit of my #womanlogic to searchbar and bump the other woman for a day threads...

...then fap
Jul 12 2012 8:56PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
I would use my mediocre park skills I have as a guy now and instantly become the best female skier in the world.
Jul 12 2012 8:58PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
you mean buzz?
Jul 12 2012 9:00PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Probably annoy someone by talking too much
Jul 12 2012 9:07PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
wanna know how i know your gay?
Jul 12 2012 9:18PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
cause you listen to Coldplay
Jul 12 2012 9:19PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
ban is right around the corner...
Jul 12 2012 9:39PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
you are most definitely right.
Jul 12 2012 9:41PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
yes!
Jul 12 2012 9:42PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
1. blow tanner

2. shove a gopro into my vagina

3. shove someone's head into my vagina

4. masturbate in public

5. ????

6. profit
Jul 12 2012 9:43PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
id finally have an excuse for masterbating to taylor lautner
Jul 12 2012 9:49PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Fuck the system.
Jul 12 2012 9:54PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
All of the above, and make about 45 Faceboon statuses a day, and take about 20 duck face and cleavage pictures
Jul 12 2012 10:05PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Pics or it didn't happen
Jul 12 2012 10:18PM
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ColinB
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 2,236
hahahahahahaha fucking lost it
Jul 12 2012 10:27PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
Okay so what I've learned from this is that a snatch is either a creature that lives inside a womans vagina or it's when you grab something very rapidly.
Jul 12 2012 10:28PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
wanna know how i know you're 12?
Jul 12 2012 10:31PM
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