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Bee Stings

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EASTIE21
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Yesterday I got stung by a single bee on the elbow. This shit hasn't happened since I was like 12. Anyways it is swollen and itching like crazy. Anybody know any good home remedies for how to treat bee stings? I've heard about the penny and crushing aspirin and adding water. What else do you folks have?
Jul 11 2012 7:51PM
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CheddarJack
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Rub some dirt on it and man up.
Jul 11 2012 7:52PM
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EASTIE21
Posts: 278 - Karma: 21
Did that shit last night because in was right in the middle of playing some roller hockey on my buddies rink. Threw some water on my elbow rubbed some dirt and started to shoot high blocker side
Jul 11 2012 7:54PM
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profa_212
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I got stung for the first time when I was like 10 and I didn't know yet that I was allergic. I woke up the morning after and my entire arm was swollen so bad that I couldnt bend it at all. I had to get like a 3 inch needle shoved in my buttcheek and it hurt like a bitch. Hahaha
Jul 11 2012 8:11PM
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2_fadez
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well scape off the stinger if it is still there.
and use like water and baking soda. i think that is the home remedy we use.
Jul 11 2012 8:11PM
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rareison
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My dad got stung by a bee inside his mouth somehow, and had to put mud in his mouth
Jul 11 2012 8:14PM
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Parks.
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To bad it wasn't a jellyfish...then u would finally have an excuse to piss all over yourself
Jul 11 2012 8:15PM
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Where-am-I
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so you haven't been stung in a whole year? burn. but really ice and ibuprofen helps a lot
Jul 11 2012 8:27PM
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EASTIE21
Posts: 278 - Karma: 21
Shit. I knew that was eventually coming. Good burn. Still 22 though. Or 23. Fuck after 21 you just done care what age you are anymore.
Jul 11 2012 8:50PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
set an ice cube on it. There's also some kind of leaf that helps if you rub it on.. can't remember what it's called though. And no I'm not talking about pot
Jul 11 2012 8:58PM
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NotGhood
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ice is your friend, also there's a number of creams you can buy at any drug store that really do help
Jul 11 2012 9:00PM
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Spinoza
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some allergy pills or something maybe? could be a minor reaction.




anyways,, i got swarmed by bees once /claim
Jul 11 2012 9:03PM
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RileyZap
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Gotta find at least one that works in this list... http://tipnut.com/quick-tip-bee-sting-relief/
Jul 11 2012 9:07PM
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Black.Bird
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Onions
Jul 11 2012 9:08PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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squirt a lemon/lime slice on it. the citric acid help with the reaction
Jul 11 2012 11:17PM
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asfdfads
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cut your arm off, its the only solution

Jul 11 2012 11:22PM
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crab_pretzel
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scrape out the stinger with a knifeblad/credit card. dab with AFter Bite. not a whole lot to do, its just a bee sting
Jul 11 2012 11:24PM
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GORILLA.
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bee stings aren't so bad.

what really sucks is horsefly bites. that shit really hurts.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 11 2012 11:50PM
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Steeze_Minister
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Horsefly bites arent so bad, what really sucks are shark bites
Jul 11 2012 11:56PM
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Pool.
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shark bites arent so bad, what really sucks are velociraptor bites
Jul 12 2012 12:06AM
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Davy.Crockett
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real men don't need an excuse
Jul 12 2012 12:21AM
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theabortionator
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Have 2 of your friends jizz on it.
Jul 12 2012 12:23AM
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JIBpsy^^
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velociraptor bites aren't so bad, what really sucks is orca bites.
Jul 12 2012 12:23AM
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Flacko
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bee stings arnt bad at all, i got bit by one of these (brown recluse) when getting some fire wood and had to go to the hospital, fuckig finger swole up and shit, it was fucked.
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Jul 12 2012 12:37AM
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7springsprod
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These things can literally destroy flesh the size of a baseball around the bite. Where do you live? I hope not near me. Hah
Jul 12 2012 12:41AM
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james6345789
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I think the leaf's poison ivy.
Jul 12 2012 12:52AM
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kstanz
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honestly works so well
Jul 12 2012 12:54AM
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ForeverYung
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I got a jelly fish sting on my arm, just used my personal hose and pissed on my self, worked like a charm
Jul 12 2012 1:35AM
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ForeverYung
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Dub post but, I went up in my friends tree house which he had not been in a while, so I get to the top and was walking around when I started to get rapes by wasps, there was a nest under the trees house. I had no idea what was going on so I jumped off and booked it away haha
Jul 12 2012 1:37AM
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.Hugo.
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I've never been stung by a bee. But my dog loves to eat bee, wasps, and hornet, especially when they're still alive
Jul 12 2012 8:19AM
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EASTIE21
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This is certainly true. However, Google has nothing on NS entertainment responses.
Jul 12 2012 8:49AM
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eldridge
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i think dip (chewing tobacco) works if you put it on the sting
Jul 12 2012 9:06AM
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manzear
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vinegar....put some on a paper towel and hold against the sting....
Jul 12 2012 9:07AM
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Flacko
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it happened when i was at my cousins hunting cabin in Texas, and i knew right away what had happened cause i saw the spider and it started to hurt and swell immedeatly, best of all i had to wait two hours for the ambulance to arrive. it got about the size of a nickel right by the area between my pointer and middle finger, all that happened was it swole up a lot and turned red and purple, nothing near baseball size but really shitty none the less. i lost some skin and most of the scar left on its own all that left is a small mark that was from the doctors i think. he said that most people who get bitten by them have nothing happen, i must have bad genes or sumthin o well im immune to poison oak so that balance's out.
Jul 12 2012 12:17PM
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EASTIE21
Posts: 278 - Karma: 21
I swear every thread ends up about spiders now a days. However, those brown bastards suck. Used to see them all the time when I was working on boats. Never got bitten though. (Not only knock but rather beat the shit out of wood)
Jul 12 2012 9:53PM
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ihitchadsgap
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rub a lime and mud on it. some mexican chick told me that once and it works perfectly.

Jul 12 2012 10:19PM
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gotti
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My grandfather got bit by one of these when he was young and decided not to go to the hospital. To this day his leg is fucked up, meaning his right calf is about half the size of his left.
Jul 12 2012 10:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i killed the fuck outta 2 bee's nests and 3 wasp's nests around my house today. those little dongbags never stood a chance once the spraying started.


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Jul 12 2012 10:35PM
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