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If you could get a blowjob from anyone...

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shaggy.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 299
who would it be? i dont care if you are straight gay bi whatever. no discrimination from me (i cant speak for the rest of ns though...)
My choice:
http://www.charlesayoub.com/news/public/uploads/images/85964897926896810.jpg
pretty sure her lips are fake but whatever. i just watched transformers 3 and all i could think about was those lips on my dick.
Jul 9 2012 9:44PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Great thread bro. I say Lickitung
Jul 9 2012 9:45PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Clams.
Jul 9 2012 9:46PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
op I choose you
Jul 9 2012 9:47PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
an angry baboon.
Jul 9 2012 9:47PM
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Good_Deed
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 1,321
from my dream girl
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Jul 9 2012 9:51PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
mr bubble jet
Jul 9 2012 9:53PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
Jesus
Jul 9 2012 9:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
she creeps me the fuck out

all of die antwoord does
Jul 9 2012 9:53PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
Bar Rafaeli
Jul 9 2012 9:57PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
probably parker posey when she was in dazed in confused


Jul 9 2012 9:58PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
marisa miller, or a lot of the chicks on toodrunktoofuck.com

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Jul 9 2012 10:00PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Nikki Minaj. I think she could probably suck the nail out of a coffin and she'd also be unable to speak, so win win.
Jul 9 2012 10:03PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
belladonna... she's so good at it
Jul 9 2012 10:05PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 9 2012 10:09PM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
[IMG]interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/french-women-sophie-341x500.jpg[/IMG]
Jul 9 2012 10:09PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
you are an asshole. 0/10
Jul 9 2012 10:09PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Michelle Obama

id love to bust my nut down the back of the first ladies throat
Jul 9 2012 10:11PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
lost so hard
Jul 9 2012 10:13PM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
that is why his karma is 4200 to 1000 posts
Jul 9 2012 10:14PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
anyone else see this instead

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Jul 9 2012 10:16PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
my thoughts exactly
Jul 9 2012 10:17PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Tori Black (As long as she doesn't have herpes)

If she does, Kate Upton
Jul 9 2012 10:17PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
I've always wanted a blowjob from Rachel Mcadams for some reason. She's nowhere near my top for anything else though. Not that she's anything less than stunning though.

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Jul 9 2012 10:19PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
natalie portman
Jul 9 2012 10:20PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
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Jul 9 2012 10:22PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i dont understand the appeal. shes definitely not ugly, but there are so many better looking women.
Jul 9 2012 10:23PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
Heather brooke...if you don't know who she is then I feel sorry for you
Jul 9 2012 10:23PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
lisa ann
Jul 9 2012 10:24PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
She is my celebrity crush if I had to have one
Jul 9 2012 10:25PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
good fucking call. i've probably been fapping to her work for 10 years.
Jul 9 2012 10:26PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
oh ya... Jesse Jane
Jul 9 2012 10:26PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
i see what you did there!
Jul 9 2012 10:27PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
I don't like you, but this earned 6 of my 10 possibles karmas. Good job.
Jul 9 2012 10:29PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
exactly, some of the older members on here will be very familiar with her work...but unfortunately the young ones probably haven't even heard of this legend

She's like the combination of babe ruth, michael jordan, wayne gretzky, and joe montana of dick sucking
Jul 9 2012 10:29PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
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Jul 9 2012 10:55PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
Monica Lewinsky, obviously was good enough to get impeached from the presidency...
Jul 9 2012 10:56PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
goes down like it's nothing. and she's got that big bright fucking sunshine smile too. she straight up loves her work.
Jul 9 2012 10:57PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
blowjob from anyone i haven't thought about enough, but i do want to get one from a black chick some time, that'd be cool.
Jul 9 2012 10:59PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
her

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why?

She doesn't blink so consistent eye contact.
Jul 9 2012 11:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Hmmmmmmm probably nicki manaj, for reasons listed above
Jul 9 2012 11:00PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,953
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Jul 9 2012 11:01PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
is it just me or could she be the greatest ventriloquist ever?
Jul 9 2012 11:01PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
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Jul 9 2012 11:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
sasha grey
Jul 9 2012 11:09PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
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Jul 9 2012 11:10PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
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-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 9 2012 11:16PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Kate Upton or BiBi Jones
Jul 9 2012 11:18PM
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