First, you have to stop being such a goddamn pussy. Man-up, there is more to life than complaining about your muscle cramp problems on the internet. Get out there, get on your skateboard, smoke some of that wacky tobbacky with your homies while listening to Wiz Kalifa and talking about your new LA kings snapback. Eat more broccoli, masturbate 1-2 times a week and do 14 jumping jacks a day.
This is definitely not internet bullying.