my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
Well, it's extremely difficult to get skis taller than you if you're 6'3' these days, especially if you want a twin tip, I ski 187's but I'm still taller than those, but they work. Even if I had a pair of 195's I'd still be just as tall, and that's about as big as they come these days.
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire