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Which superhero would last longest in the zombie apocolypse

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-GL-
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ive been debating this for ages, a few things I need to set straight before I open this for discussion:

-All superheros/villians must stay on earth during the apocolypse
-Aqua man doesn't count
-All heros are susceptable to infection
-They don't fight eachother nor do they team up

ok go!
Jul 7 2012 9:03PM
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Mag
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is the infection airborne? if not then surely it'd either be one that could fly or one that was invisible.
Jul 7 2012 9:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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superman. i really cant imagine a situation where a zombie would be able to get at him.
Jul 7 2012 9:12PM
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wasatch_rat
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green lantern. makes a forcefield around him any time he isn't in complete safety. problem solved
Jul 7 2012 9:14PM
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accualyisdolan
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the coon
Jul 7 2012 9:14PM
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-GL-
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infection is not airborne
Jul 7 2012 9:14PM
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1337
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batman, he's got the guns and power to fight them off
Jul 7 2012 9:14PM
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Be@stco@st
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Jul 7 2012 9:17PM
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ryano
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The flash.. he can outrun anyone.
Jul 7 2012 9:17PM
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Piste.Off
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superman. he can fly.
Jul 7 2012 9:18PM
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edai
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Batman, because he's the fucking man.

Jul 7 2012 9:18PM
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icon1234
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Ironman. No way anything can bite through the suit, and the bro is a genius so he would prob find a cure.
Jul 7 2012 9:20PM
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daannnnieel
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superman is the obvious answer in this thread.
Jul 7 2012 9:42PM
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DUKES
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ironman- suit of metal so he cant really be bitten. has guns rockets and can fly away if need be.

the thing- made of rock


Jul 7 2012 9:46PM
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*Bird
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Jul 7 2012 9:46PM
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skijunkiedtm
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all of them?
Jul 7 2012 9:51PM
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Rossberger
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Doctor Doom. He's a genius, he can teleport, he can deploy force fields and doombots--which are his robot minions--and his armor has a built-in electric shock.


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Jul 7 2012 9:52PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Jul 7 2012 9:55PM
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TheWeaz
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aqua man, fuck you, he's a legit super hero, he could just go chill underwater and outlast the zombies, everyone knows they cant swim. and if the disease is air born hows it gonna get to him underwater.
Jul 7 2012 9:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
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How do you know they can't swim?
Jul 7 2012 10:01PM
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yeahno
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this. plus cray body armour.
Jul 7 2012 10:01PM
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profa_212
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Jul 7 2012 10:03PM
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WI_Personallty
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it obviously superman because last time i checked zombies couldn't fly or shoot lazers
Jul 7 2012 10:05PM
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TallTeeNation
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Captain Underpants, i mean who wants to eat a diaper?
Jul 7 2012 10:07PM
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-GL-
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until power goes out.. then he's fucked, but I think he has a high chance of finding the cure becuase he is a super genius
Jul 7 2012 10:09PM
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grown-ninja
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invisiable woman
Jul 7 2012 10:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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underdog. because he's a flying dog that can talk.
Jul 7 2012 10:13PM
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.ste
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The American Captain
Jul 7 2012 10:14PM
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reverendwrong
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captain hindsight
Jul 7 2012 10:14PM
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TheDers
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pretty much exactly what i was gunna write
Jul 7 2012 10:16PM
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camstadahamsta
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The Hulk. Why? Because fuck you thats why.

Jul 7 2012 10:16PM
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jibmeisterflex
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All super heros would survive because zombies are comparatively pussies. I challenge you to think of a legit super hero who would die.
Jul 7 2012 10:16PM
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spliff.Life
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i think all of them is the correct answer, because no superhero in my eyes is gonna die against zombies
Jul 7 2012 10:16PM
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infuser
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Jul 7 2012 10:22PM
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TallTeeNation
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Hawkeye, because you have to run out of exploding arrows eventually
Jul 7 2012 10:23PM
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k-rob
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deadpool
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Jul 7 2012 10:24PM
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max...
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captain boomerang
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but for real nightcrawler
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cause he is one sly ass motherfucker
Jul 7 2012 10:25PM
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ikindalikeskiing
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Iron man would run out of power and I don't think supermans skin can be broken so probably him
Jul 7 2012 10:36PM
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jmasterp
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I laughed really hard at this for some reason
Jul 7 2012 10:38PM
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Anathema
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pretty sure any superhero wouldn't be thwarted by a measly zombie
Jul 7 2012 10:40PM
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PartyHon
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thor

the hulk

iron man

Jul 7 2012 10:49PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Toolshed, lol
Jul 7 2012 10:50PM
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accualyisdolan
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Jul 7 2012 10:53PM
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Wompuscat
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Well I would have to say Colossus. He can just turn metal, sooo zombies couldnt bite him. And then he could live his normal live.
Jul 7 2012 10:58PM
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soulskier
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mike ditka
Jul 7 2012 11:18PM
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pow_pow~
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the guy from jumper that can teleport.
Jul 7 2012 11:28PM
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TotallyTrevor
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mint berry crunch
Jul 7 2012 11:31PM
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Masta_Baka
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well it can't be batman because batman does not fit into the "super" hero category. Don't get me wrong he is a hero. BUT..... He does not have any super powers. he is simply a vigilante. nothing more than that. So Batman would not survive.

if i had to say one super hero it would be the hulk. He is already infected and nothing can penetrate or even phase the guy. He is the ultimate boss!
Jul 7 2012 11:50PM
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Brock.
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The ultimate and most comprehensive superhero ever printed.
Jul 7 2012 11:55PM
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Film.1
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Superman would win he's just an unfair superhero/
Jul 7 2012 11:56PM
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thenightman
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Dick Cheney
Jul 7 2012 11:58PM
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