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If you could go back in time and kill any historical figure when they were a baby, who would it be?

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Bill.Nye
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I'll start with the most obvious just to get it out of the way: Hitler. Now let's hear some more creative ones.
Jul 7 2012 8:14PM
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Rachy
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Soooo ummmmm... The baby boom happened because of the war. Had there been no war, there would have been no baby boom.

Statistics show, that if we had had no baby boom, there were be less people now. Also, we wouldn't be going through the massive social security crisis that we are right now.

But at the same time, the world would be an entirely different place and I might not exist.
Jul 8 2012 12:25PM
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Bill.Nye
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not exactly


Jul 8 2012 2:27PM
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db21
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how has nobody said stalin? worse than hitler imo
Jul 8 2012 2:37PM
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Bill.Nye
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Pretty sure someone said stalin on the last page.
Jul 8 2012 2:42PM
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jmasterp
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Ironic, I just finished watching "catching hell". (I highly recommend watching this, it's a 30for30 on YouTube) I feel so bad for the guy, he seems like such a nice guy, he didn't deserve a thing that happened to him. Now I really want the cubs to win the world series in the upcoming years, just so that night can turn into a joke and he can come out of hiding, and finally be forgiven.
Jul 8 2012 2:46PM
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ihitchadsgap
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oh shit hahah your right
Jul 8 2012 3:14PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Joseph McCarthy
Jul 8 2012 3:25PM
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987321654hgfd
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The only good commi is a dead commi.
Jul 8 2012 3:32PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Not sure if troll or just ignorant.
Jul 8 2012 3:34PM
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wellthisisold
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Lol Supreme
Jul 8 2012 3:36PM
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987321654hgfd
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Clearly I'm ignorant.
Jul 8 2012 3:43PM
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db21
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well then that is my bad
Jul 8 2012 4:14PM
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EmperorKuzco
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So apparently you have no idea who Karl Marx really was, just the "guy who invented communism". I will assume you haven't even read the Communist Manifesto and lack the knowledge pertaining towards the people you would want to kill.
Jul 8 2012 5:20PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I was further demoralizing him.
Jul 8 2012 5:26PM
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987321654hgfd
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Slow your roll there hombre, you really think your internet rebuttal is going to demoralize me? Lololol you're a funny guy.
Jul 8 2012 5:32PM
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Lick
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is he actually wearing supreme? lol
Jul 8 2012 5:45PM
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I_Am_Mod
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yes he's spancerized !

but seriously, adam, then i'd fuck eve and return so all mankind bears my superior DNA...
Jul 8 2012 6:04PM
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asfdfads
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Poems
Jul 8 2012 6:07PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Whatever man.
Jul 8 2012 6:35PM
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k-rob
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commie
Jul 8 2012 6:42PM
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Heart
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unfortunately not haha. heres the original:
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Jul 8 2012 8:23PM
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NickSki.
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Myself
Jul 8 2012 9:22PM
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Dustin.
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Kill Hitler as a baby = no Social Security crisis

This thread is going places.
Jul 8 2012 9:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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George Bush. I like to imagine a world where America is still in a surplus.
Jul 8 2012 9:38PM
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Bill.Nye
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W or HW?
Jul 8 2012 9:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Well if I killed W the HW would have never been born so lets go with W. Kill to fucks with one dildo.
Jul 8 2012 9:51PM
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El_Barto.
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Osama bin laden. That guy was a major dick
Jul 8 2012 9:52PM
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GORILLA.
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yeah you'd make a way better president.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 8 2012 9:53PM
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Bill.Nye
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You've got that backwards.
Jul 8 2012 9:55PM
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El_Barto.
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Stupid liberal 101
Jul 8 2012 9:57PM
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giantsrock28
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the very first mosquito larva
Jul 8 2012 9:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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LOL. Ignorance would make you believe the "Bush" presidency didn't play a major roll in the current status of the country.

But I'm not trying to start a political debate in this thread.
Jul 8 2012 9:59PM
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GORILLA.
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it's kind of hard to start a political debate when you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 8 2012 10:06PM
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shane.t
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best post yet
Jul 8 2012 10:25PM
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1337
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+1

wasn't he a fraud too? or some pen name? I'm not one for conspiracy theories but some people have a real hard on for a guy who has a questionable past (lol jesus too lol)

inb4 some crazy english lover gets mad at me for hating on him
Jul 8 2012 10:38PM
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