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Germany bans circumcision

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corona
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We could all get some tips from Germany, as they ban circumcision stating that the fundamental freedoms of an infant to keep their body intact outweigh those of parents who want to get their child circumcised. A few religious groups are already loosing their heads over this decision, but it's definitely a great idea. Any human should be able to consent to mutilation; an infant cannot.
Jul 7 2012 4:08PM
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Alex_G
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hahahahahahaha translation: we still hate jews!
Jul 7 2012 4:15PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
this is some real cutting edge shit here.
Jul 7 2012 4:18PM
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mathmansam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 40
Foreskin and seven years ago, my fathers dreamt this day would come...
Jul 7 2012 4:26PM
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rareison
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Aaaaaha
Jul 7 2012 4:26PM
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eldridge
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the really wanted to nip this problem in the bud before it grows into something bigger
Jul 7 2012 4:28PM
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rareison
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Epic pun thread
Jul 7 2012 4:29PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Lol it had to be Germany too, right?
Jul 7 2012 4:37PM
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Cotter
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Jul 7 2012 4:39PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
haha, oh god, i just lost so hard i snorted pudding through my nose :P
Jul 7 2012 4:41PM
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snowbombz
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I have to agree. Orthodox Jews circumcise infants with teeth, and there have been cases of HIV being transmitted to infants, which is just wrong.
Jul 7 2012 4:41PM
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accualyisdolan
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meh
Jul 7 2012 4:43PM
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Juicy-J
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HAHAHAHAHAH
Jul 7 2012 4:50PM
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howlongcanausern
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so you're against abortion as well?
Jul 7 2012 4:55PM
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mathmansam
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He said human, not blob of cells
Jul 7 2012 4:57PM
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Troy.
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I lost.
Jul 7 2012 4:59PM
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CrotchKiller
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what exactly do you think a human is?
Jul 7 2012 5:01PM
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Spinoza
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Oh shit there's gonna be a fuckton of ugly ass penises roaming the streets in 20 years
Jul 7 2012 5:04PM
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mathmansam
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I see your point, but an invisible few cells clumped together is as much a human as a sprouting acorn is a tree.  Tiny few cells =/= human.  This thread isn't about abortion though so I'll leave it at that. I do agree with OP though that an infant cannot agree or disagree with a circumcision thus it should not be performed.
Jul 7 2012 5:05PM
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EricaMN.
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incoming epic thread
Jul 7 2012 5:06PM
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Sean.Mc
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hahahahhahahahahh lost
Jul 7 2012 5:06PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hey man, my schwanz is pretty damn sexy if you ask me !
Jul 7 2012 5:19PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm stoked on my circumcised dick. I would beer want a foreskin. So I would like to take this post as an opportunity to thank my parents for having the docs cut off a flap of cockskin. God knows if I waited until I was 18 to get it cut off under my own discretion I would break all the stitches fapping.
Jul 7 2012 5:20PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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*never (facking mobile)
Jul 7 2012 5:21PM
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howlongcanausern
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my parents actually loved me enough to NOT cut off part of my dick in the first few hours of my life
Jul 7 2012 5:25PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
To each their own. I am happy my parents got mine slipped. No smegma worries for me!
Jul 7 2012 5:30PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Snipped
Jul 7 2012 5:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i can't speak for you guys but if you have proper personal hygiene there is no problem with 'smelly-dick-syndrome' whatsoever ....

secondly my foreskin is pretty crucial when fapping, i don't think fapping would be as awesome if i got snipped ....
Jul 7 2012 5:37PM
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SKI.ING
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I thought you more mature than that...only ignorant people think that circumcision is better than having foreskin. Once again, easy to clean, more pleasurable for me, and most importantly, more pleasurable for the woman. Have fun with your chopped dick.
Jul 7 2012 5:43PM
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Spinoza
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And so goes an argument in which few will ever concede their possible inferiority
Jul 7 2012 5:57PM
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Utard
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Here we go again with the fucking circumcision battle. Rears its ugly head every time one of these threads pops up. Real testament to the psychological phenomenon of male penile insecurity right here.
Jul 7 2012 6:01PM
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emopoppins
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respect +karma
Jul 7 2012 6:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm genuinely curious. How is it more pleasurable for a woman if you have a foreskin. Pleasurable sexually? Or is the foreskin like a dog toy for women and young boys it's fun to play with because its so damn strange? I am no stranger to sex and I just can't possibly imagine how the foreskin could enhance sex for a woman... A guy I totally understand the argument for a woman I just do not have a clue.
Jul 7 2012 6:22PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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And by young boys I don't mean pedophilia I mean like lung boys who have a foreskin themselves and play with their docks as adolescents tend to do.
Jul 7 2012 6:23PM
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Caleb.E
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this... plus most of you probally dont know. the forskin holds a shit tone of nerve endings... gues what that means? MAJOR ORGASMS .....but also....10 year old wont be able to last for more than 2 minutes.

but with training you shall master it

Jul 7 2012 8:27PM
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Caleb.E
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it enhances it for the male......which can be a problem
Jul 7 2012 8:28PM
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Spinoza
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I see your point here
Jul 7 2012 8:29PM
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Backyard.Skier
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BETTER THREAD IDEA!

are you a helmet or toque??

i myself have a toque
Jul 7 2012 8:31PM
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c4t_l0ver
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i wonder if this thread will get to 10 pages, like the last circumcision thread.
Jul 7 2012 8:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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damn americans don't know what a toque is! lol!
Jul 7 2012 9:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i dont even know what this means but does anybody else have little bumps on the back of their head?
Jul 7 2012 9:22PM
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daannnnieel
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first page /claim?
Jul 7 2012 9:34PM
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lorax
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feelin quite sorry for the german honeys. what girl wants to ride a snake in a sleeping bag.
Jul 7 2012 9:52PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Best thing about foreskin, is that it makes initial penetration easy. Pull the skin forward upon insertion and it slides back as your dick slides in. Super easy to get up in some tight/dry pussy.
Jul 7 2012 9:54PM
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[hamnuts]
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Ew foreskins.
Jul 7 2012 9:57PM
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c4t_l0ver
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Ew your profile picture.
Jul 7 2012 10:26PM
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k-rob
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germans are superior in every way
Jul 7 2012 10:27PM
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PON3
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I like this idea. But I feel sorry for the people who get the operation later in their life.
Jul 7 2012 10:34PM
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ABinThe603
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Agree.
Jul 7 2012 10:36PM
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thenightman
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i couldn't even imagine having a foreskin. That would be disgusting.
Jul 8 2012 12:15AM
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midwestpowhunter
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I feel like im glad I had it done.. I love my helmet. I want to know a guy that is pissed that he was circumcised
Jul 8 2012 12:16AM
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