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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I was buyin skis this weekend and this girl was helpin me. She was like 'which would you prefer rossi or head?' My friend started laughin behind me and i was like i'll take head. She was like ok, then she realized what she said. It was so sweet.




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Oct 11 2004 10:53PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
that gives me so much satisfaction to read
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

Oct 12 2004 2:03PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hahahaha i would have filmed it, that classic



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 2:13PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
good, then i hopedu slapped her with it and forced her to suck it because she said yes



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Oct 12 2004 3:10PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
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Oct 12 2004 3:15PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
was she hot at all?

and what did she do afterwards?




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Oct 12 2004 3:15PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
suck my dick bitch, suck my dick, suck my dick bitch...suck my dickkkk



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Oct 12 2004 3:16PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
your icon makes everything you say 10x funnier^
Oct 12 2004 3:33PM
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shawnm1260
Posts: 3219 - Karma: 66
well these two chick cops ask me kunz cody and some other people last weekend if we would like them to blow us....we all started laughing.. they were talking about giving us breathalizers
Oct 12 2004 4:55PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
you definately should ripped off your pants right in front of her that would have been hilarious



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Oct 12 2004 5:29PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
haha thats great



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skiing=radical

*think snow*
Oct 12 2004 5:32PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
she was pretty hot too




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Oct 12 2004 5:35PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
ahah thats great i love those i love head stickers i want one




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 12 2004 5:42PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
haha suce mon penis



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

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Oct 12 2004 6:24PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
on the flipside, if i were her i would have slapped you really hard. made you my bitch.
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Oct 12 2004 7:21PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
what did she say?
Oct 12 2004 7:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahah, 14 years olds are hilarious



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Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


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Oct 12 2004 7:27PM
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