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Whats your cool story, Bro?

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picholasforbes
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Tell the NS world your bro story cool...
Jul 5 2012 8:41PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i peed in her butt
Jul 5 2012 8:41PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Jul 5 2012 8:43PM
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e_strapp
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Jul 5 2012 8:43PM
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TallTeeNation
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"Her" being your mothers butt
Jul 5 2012 8:43PM
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theabortionator
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siyfvosipufsoigjeoirhjgiuhdgroidjgoidrjthodrhtuiohortghotiyhotfiuhougouhgfoug


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Jul 5 2012 8:44PM
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picholasforbes
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I heard TW peed in her butt too...
Jul 5 2012 8:44PM
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Caspaaa
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had a 3-some with some babes, got picked up by my friends, found some more girls, went to Culvers for icecream, went to McDonalds for burgers, set off fireworks, went skinny dipping in the ocean, then in my pool, watched the stars, set off more fireworks, passed out in my living room, woke up, made breakfast, took the boat to a sandbar beach, chilled, dropped the girls on shore, ditched them, caught some fish, went back home, cooked the fish, ate the fish, and then played some xbox.
Jul 5 2012 8:52PM
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picholasforbes
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HOLY FUCK...+k and some feedback...even if it is fake...
Jul 5 2012 8:53PM
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Caspaaa
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wow, wrong icecream place

i meant to say Sundae School.... Culvers is in like Michigan.... wrong memory, mybad.
Jul 5 2012 8:54PM
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picholasforbes
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Either fucking way hahaha
Jul 5 2012 8:55PM
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maynaiseman
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You really fucking liked that story didn't you guy?
Jul 5 2012 9:00PM
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Anathema
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the details of my life are quiet inconsequennchal


Jul 5 2012 9:02PM
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Caspaaa
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oh yeah

Caspaaa's Cool Story #2


Woke up, drove three hours to my house, got picked up by some bros, picked up my friends boat, luanched it in the Charles River, drove into the harbor, docked at Legal, ate some swordfish, walked around Boston, ate icecream, got back on the boat, drove 50 mph the entire way back in a 6 mph zone while the sun was setting, docked, drove home, drank a little, watched tv, snuck out, got laid, left girls house, biked through town to some chill music, met up with the girl of my dreams, walked through town, snuck through some backyards, found a sick little peninsula type thing on the shore of a lake barely wide enough for a picnic table on it, chilled with her there, watched stars, hooked up with her, cuddled, fell asleep, woke up to some light rain, woke her up, walked her home, said goodnight, biked home in the rain, fell asleep.
Jul 5 2012 9:02PM
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picholasforbes
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What, you didnt?
Jul 5 2012 9:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jul 5 2012 9:14PM
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gotti
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Im a virgin so i have no cool stories. Thanks for hurting my feelings. Im gonna go cry now in front of the tv with a bucket of ben and jerrys.
Jul 5 2012 9:44PM
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SterlingArcher
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when I was in kindergarden myself and 2 other kids got run over by a runaway snowball the size of a recliner.  

Jul 5 2012 9:52PM
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NotGhood
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I played minecraft on Xbox once with 2 friends, we were exploring a cave system looking for stuff to mine and I found some diamonds and was like fuck yeah but then I fell in some lava and my friends stole my diamonds.
Jul 5 2012 9:53PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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Spilled milk on my keyboard.
Jul 5 2012 10:29PM
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Caspaaa
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FAUNT GOT BIGGER!
Jul 5 2012 10:30PM
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DERS.
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IM GOING SKIING IN 2 WEEKS MOTHERFUCKERS. (real snow, on real mtns)
Jul 5 2012 10:30PM
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FLBP
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Got drunk, passed out, had a few plastic penguins taped to me, woke up with dicks drawn all over my body.  beer funnel shoved up my ass..
Jul 5 2012 10:31PM
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SterlingArcher
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wat?

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Jul 5 2012 10:32PM
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daskis
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If your stories are true you have a really great life...
Jul 5 2012 10:35PM
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edai
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Where you staying in Mass?
Jul 5 2012 10:40PM
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Caspaaa
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lol, first one is not true. all the individual events happened and some during the same day, but never all in one day.


second story is 100% true, happened 3 weeks ago actually, unforgettable.
Jul 5 2012 10:41PM
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Heart
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hahaha that's the worst
Jul 5 2012 10:41PM
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Caspaaa
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born and raised in Natick, MA
go to school in CT
spend the summer on Cape Cod

i was driving home from Cape Cod to Natick in that second story haha, i always sneak out when i'm home in Natick.... sneaking out isn't the best term because my parents don't exactly mind... it's more of sneaking out in the sense that my town has a curfew at 12:30 and cops are always out to get you after that.
Jul 5 2012 10:44PM
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FLBP
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Lol not all the way, but still pretty disturbing how far these people went to fuck with me when I passed out with my shoes on.
Jul 5 2012 10:47PM
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W1nn1ng
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Found some purple pants in the river today, don't really want to know how they got there. Click for larger image
Jul 5 2012 10:52PM
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katie.
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This is the greatest thread I have ever seen. It is so original and cool. Nobody has ever had this idea before!
Jul 5 2012 10:56PM
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Caspaaa
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cool story bro!


















:)
Jul 5 2012 10:57PM
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hot.pocket
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Jul 5 2012 10:59PM
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Toaster-Tony
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For some reason, I always take my biggest poops when I am at work. It's kinda' weird but overall, really disappointing because I can't leave it there and show people because I don't have that kind of relationship with any of my co-workers. I just took one today that was at least 12 inches long and rather girthy. I needed to tell someone and I thought it would be appropriate in this thread.
Jul 5 2012 10:59PM
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SterlingArcher
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Actually come to think of it I think my coolest story was the one from my Dangerous Milfs thread.

mmmmmemories..  giggity

Jul 5 2012 11:02PM
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picholasforbes
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+k for every single person on here...except for that one bitch...
Jul 6 2012 12:54AM
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CheddarJack
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This one time, I played a baseball game, then went longboarding with this bangin chick, then longboarding and bombed hills under the street lights at a hospital with a bro, then came home, ate some cereal and milk, played some PS3, and then went on newschoolers, and then posted in a thread titled "What's your cool story, Bro?"
Jul 6 2012 1:04AM
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LoathesRaisins
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I caught a fishing pole, in a river, with a fishing pole, with a fish on the hook of the fishing pole i caught.
Jul 6 2012 1:07AM
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Yeezy
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My girlfriends parents are super strict as are mine (wont let us be alone at either house) the night before 4th of july her parents left around 5pm to go to a party and wernet planning on being back till like 12 so i went over to her house and just said i was going to my friends. they called her at 11 and said they were to drunk to drive so they would stay the night at their friends. so i just decided to crash there and sex her up. They didnt get back till today (another 4th party) but i left cause i was sick of her and got a redbull italian soda. #swag
Jul 6 2012 1:11AM
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picholasforbes
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HAHAHA fuck yes
Jul 6 2012 1:16AM
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picholasforbes
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Oh ya, reminds me of New Years hahaha party on mango!!
Jul 6 2012 1:17AM
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pow_pow~
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had sex with one of my teachers sister..
Jul 6 2012 4:57AM
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KillaSteeze
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Jul 6 2012 5:05AM
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rareison
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Met a drug dealer, turned out he was on house arrest and we chilled at his place, turned out he's a super chill and nice guy
Jul 6 2012 6:48AM
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Caspaaa
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thats sick.

i caught a small fish while deep sea fishing, and was reeling it in. lo and behold, the moment i get the thing within 10 feet of the boat, a 40 inch striped bass swallows the thing whole.

still got the striped bass, but never got to know what the smaller fish was.
Jul 6 2012 8:10AM
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YouAllSuck
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I was fly fishing in yellowstone, and i looked upstream, and their was a bear standing about 20 feet upstream of me on a rock. I just about shit myself then watched it for about 10 minutes while it walked past me on the shore, then ran into the woods
Jul 6 2012 9:48AM
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2_fadez
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first world problem right there
Jul 6 2012 10:25AM
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2_fadez
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And I hiked Mt. Vesuvius, legitimately, last week.
It was okay, but a pretty cool story.
Jul 6 2012 10:25AM
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picholasforbes
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Hahaha keep them coming haha
Jul 6 2012 12:50PM
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.Apex.
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Laid in the 48 degree (Celsius) sun in a black morph suit until I was gonna pass out. Rang all the sweat out into a water bottle. Filled up a water balloon, well not completely filled, placed it with all the others and watched the kids play....
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Jul 6 2012 3:07PM
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