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Got reconstructive surgery in 8 hours...

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Gypsy_Skier
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i broke my face. here:

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i got surgery at 8am (swiss time) and i'm really sketched out about it. i havent gone under the knife in a while... i have like 15 minutes to go and then i cant eat anymore, sucks. Any advice? Its really starting to him me now... this is the surgery i'm having:

holy shit! nevermind i just searched it and found the nastiest shit... basicly they shave my head from ear to ear, and make a "rainbow" incision (ear to ear passing by top of skull). than they peel back my skin to the fracture and get to work. definetly NSFW and dont want to get banned.

Also i smoked a few trees earlier but i dont know if that will affect my surgery. i told the amnestesialogist (?) honestly how much i blaze so thats fine but i just dont know if smoking within 24 hours of surgery will affect anything. Anyone know?

Anyway guys thanks for any vibes and i'll update pic with an "after" version. Peace NS

Jul 5 2012 5:46PM
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ForeverYung
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Fap to porn while you can
Jul 7 2012 6:58PM
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accualyisdolan
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swiss doctors are fucking ballers

too bad some of them are idiots and keep h addicts off the street and living healthy lives by giving them heroin assisted treatment...

oh wait thats accualy not a bad idea
Jul 7 2012 7:14PM
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asfdfads
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good luck with the recovery man! looks gnarly
Jul 7 2012 10:01PM
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the.cheat
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me too a bit. good luck. i hate needles and knives.
Jul 7 2012 10:53PM
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Forcillo
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And I thought I had it rough with my Ankle Surgery... Hope the recovery goes well man.
Jul 8 2012 12:08AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Vibes man, seems rough
Jul 8 2012 6:32PM
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SkiJay.
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any results yet?
Jul 9 2012 3:40AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i got the tube out. i filmed the beginning of it. took a pic of it to. it actually went from one side of my skull to the other. like i could feel it crawling out of my skin, pretty gnarly. will post pics later
Jul 9 2012 5:33AM
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ForeverYung
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Holy shit
Jul 9 2012 12:43PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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OK so check guys. i got a photocopie of my CT and i circle where they put in my new GRILLZ. wonder if this will piss off TSA next time i travel..

Jul 9 2012 1:32PM
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theBearJew
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Damn.... you should change your name to Primo Sparazza
Jul 9 2012 1:51PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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lolwut? primo sparazza?
Jul 9 2012 1:52PM
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mattytru
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thats gnarly as fuck
Jul 9 2012 1:54PM
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theBearJew
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Smoking Aces... you clearly have not seen the movie or you would understand the reference. I highly suggest seeing it. The Sparazza character is related to your situation. I dont wanna ruin the movie.

Jul 9 2012 1:57PM
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cubber
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Tell the TSA that you refuse to be searched unless you and everyone else in the room are nude
Jul 9 2012 1:59PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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nah dude i've seen that movie before, its like my favorite gun action movie. that and number SLEVEN. that movie was crazy to haha. but yy did not remember all the characters name tho
Jul 9 2012 2:03PM
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theBearJew
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Yea, Primo was the dude at the end who got facial reconstructive surgery to become the mafia guy. Now that you have had that surgery. You are Primo Sparazza
Jul 9 2012 2:15PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Ohh the part at the end where ryan reynolds pulls the "FFFUUUUUUU" realisation face? i get it now, tsall good
Jul 9 2012 3:10PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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so who wants to see smt nasty? pics of course
Jul 11 2012 3:46PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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new hair:


Jul 12 2012 8:09PM
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PJS.
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no offense, but you might wanna invest in sombreros, amigo.
Jul 12 2012 8:12PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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guys gotta bump with some unfortunate news..

There was some freak post surgery complication. what happened was the plate that they put in my head was bent to mold to the inside of my eye lobe. this is normal and usually presents no complications. but seen my luck, of course smt had to happen. the damn plate actually fell down and is not bent the way it shout. it is now blocking one of the six muscles of in my eye, the one that makes it twist. (all 6: pull left, right, up down, twis left, twist right). this results in my eyes not being coordinated when i look left. i see 2 different pictures of the same, one slightly tilted. apparently this is not to bad and is fixed with a quick surgery. dont which one though. but man another surgery... got to go back in 2 weeks. pics as always:

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On a lighter note, got the staples out today. i will start a game with them soon, stay posted for a worthless NSG thread... Get stoked.

SURGERY IS NOW AERIALS

Jul 18 2012 6:50PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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pic is sideways, weird. my eye is on the bottom right and that little line seemingly sticking out into the round hole is what i'm talking about.

Jul 18 2012 6:52PM
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Bogs
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same thing happened to my brother a few years ago, its some scary stuff. everything goes back to normal in the end, though. obviously nerve wracking, but try not to worry too much.
Jul 18 2012 7:51PM
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