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Saasha55
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10

Who can't use chopsticks

Jul 5 2012 1:28AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
You arent the only one. Those things kryptonite man.
Jul 5 2012 1:31AM
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Saasha55
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10

It's like I want to eat sushi but I hate eating it publicly because it's so mentally regressing

Jul 5 2012 1:36AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
This gentleman will explain to you everything you need to know.


Jul 5 2012 2:46AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
I can eat skittles with chopsticks. /claim
Jul 5 2012 3:54AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Silly white people...
Jul 5 2012 3:56AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Anyone who can stab a skittle, can eat a skittle with chopsticks.
Jul 5 2012 4:41AM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
fuck now I want sushi
Jul 5 2012 5:01AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
post a vid of you stabbing and picking up a skittle with said chopsticks.. bet it can't be done
Jul 5 2012 5:37AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Click for larger image wait till I get off work
Jul 5 2012 9:41AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
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But no really, I can use them quite well.
Jul 5 2012 11:50AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
i read your post as chapsticks at first. to which i was going to respond by saying that i'm horribly addicted to carmex.

but im alright with chopsticks.
Jul 5 2012 11:52AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

i can't either.. but i found the tutorial

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Jul 5 2012 11:54AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
threads. and you are not allowed to sharpen the chop stick...
Jul 5 2012 11:58AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I feel bad when I'm with my friends who can't use them. Feel bad for laughing so hard at them that is
Jul 5 2012 12:19PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Woah woah now, this rule was not previously included. Regardless I'm going to try.
Jul 5 2012 12:25PM
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skibumb2929
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 1,474
i use a fork
Jul 5 2012 12:46PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Eating sushi
Jul 5 2012 12:47PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
haha same
Jul 5 2012 12:48PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Fuck mobile! Was trying to say eating sushi with a fork looks stupid.But Chinese/Thai food with a fork isn't a big deal
Jul 5 2012 12:50PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
i seem to be able to ski on mine perfectly well.
Jul 5 2012 1:50PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
chopsticks are two wooden sticks.... for those of us not technically living in poverty we shape our raw materials instead.
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Jul 6 2012 4:41PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
dont snap them apart. just keep them stuck together. its a lot easier to pick shit up
Jul 6 2012 4:45PM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
still waiting for skittle stab...
Jul 6 2012 5:42PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
I do not stab them
Jul 7 2012 3:19AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
I eat my chopstick with my sushi /biggest claim
Jul 7 2012 12:17PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Sushi is easy
Jul 8 2012 4:02PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
rig them up with a spring from a clothes pin
Jul 8 2012 4:10PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
I can use them deftly. Takes some practice, anyone can. its ridiculous to see native chopsticks users crush rice with them. I can eat rice with them too, just not quite like a 13 year old chinese kid though.
Jul 8 2012 5:02PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Chopsticks made easy by AR6:

Materials needed:
Chopsticks with wrapper
Rubberband

Instructions:
1. Open your chopsticks (save the wrapper)
2. Break apart chopsticks
3. Fold wrapper lengthwise until you can't fold it anymore.
4. Place said chunk of wrapper in between your chopsticks near the top
5. Rubberband the shit out of the top
6. Enjoy your elastic chopsticks

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Jul 8 2012 5:08PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Best completely original idea I have ever read.
Jul 8 2012 5:21PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
This is pretty funny haha
Jul 8 2012 5:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
similar to:
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Jul 8 2012 5:39PM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
goku doesn't use a ruber band Click for larger image
Jul 12 2012 2:27AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
*rubber
Jul 12 2012 2:27AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Rubber bands just make u look like an idiot. Either use them right or just get a fork
Jul 12 2012 2:29AM
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