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My boss smokes

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heavy_lettuce
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Pretty classic. He is an older guy probably in his 60's and always smells like pot. He is a teenage stoner trapped in a 60 year olds body. Fucking love the guy. Anyone else know of their boss smoking pot?
Jul 3 2012 6:48PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this thread is now about jaguars

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Jul 3 2012 6:50PM
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GORILLA.
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-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 3 2012 6:52PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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No, this thread isn't about fucking jaguars, it's about bosses that smoke, as is indicated by the thread title and the OPs post.

Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure all of the bosses I've had in the past 3 years have smoked...But none of them were 60.
Jul 3 2012 6:54PM
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bighomieflock
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So... jaguars?

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Jul 3 2012 6:55PM
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king.tubby
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smoke with my boss regularly
Jul 3 2012 6:55PM
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FerrisBueller
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^right?
Jul 3 2012 6:56PM
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GORILLA.
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pull the tampon out of your ass I think it's full.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 3 2012 6:58PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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What would a tampon from my ass be full of?

Just curious...
Jul 3 2012 7:02PM
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*Bird
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my boss is so fat she looks like a ball, smells, and smoke Virginia slims
Jul 3 2012 7:03PM
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heavy_lettuce
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hoping they will make her slim?
Jul 3 2012 7:07PM
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GORILLA.
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blood and semen.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 3 2012 7:08PM
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2_fadez
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Pretty much the same mindset of every overweight suburban mother hoping drinking Diet Pepsi will make her love handles evaporate.
Jul 3 2012 7:09PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Do tampons soak up semen?


I don't have much experience in that department?

New birth control...Tampons, nut inside, stick a tampon in to soak up the jizz...
Jul 3 2012 7:11PM
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DERS.
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a bunch of the guys who work at the ski shop where i once worked enjoy smoking mother natures freshest herbs.
Jul 3 2012 7:12PM
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daannnnieel
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I don't have a job, but my dads friend who is in his 50s smokes, and skis. He's a boss, he gave me $20 and a joint on newyears.
Jul 3 2012 7:13PM
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cool_name
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my boss wasn't even subtle about it he had a elephant pipe in the back he would use right in front of all the staff and would always ask me if i wanted to join him
Jul 3 2012 7:14PM
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grown-ninja
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i didt realize untill i was out of school in the suit world but it seems like most people enjoy a joint hear and there, and even the ones who dont arent against it, ive smoked with countless 35-65 year olds
Jul 3 2012 7:27PM
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heavy_lettuce
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when you get older, you start to realize a lot more older people smoke. I mean i am still in high school, but i have begun to realize a lot of my friends parents or friends of parents smoke.
Jul 3 2012 7:33PM
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2_fadez
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washington d.c. can be really dangerous this time of year
Jul 3 2012 7:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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there's a lot of truth to this statement. and not only do a lot of suits enjoy the occasional jilla, but many also enjoy the occasional line. especially those that spent their early adult life in the 70's and 80's. i can't even begin to tell you how many doctors, accountants, lawyers, business execs (especially business execs) like to have a good time every now and then.
Jul 3 2012 9:07PM
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CheddarJack
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Not my boss, but the floor manager at the restaraunt I waitor at smokes. We've talked about it too, she's pretty fuckin chill
Jul 3 2012 9:36PM
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Algebra
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Jul 3 2012 9:51PM
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RileyZap
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Jul 3 2012 9:56PM
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TimRiley
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More like a 60 year old who smokes trapped in a 60 year olds body.  At this point he doesn't give a shit if some kid thinks he smokes because he has nothing to prove.

Jul 3 2012 10:08PM
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heavy_lettuce
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he literally does not give a fuck. At the house we are working on, he steps right out the front door to take a piss. Owners caught him one day, he just kept pissing.
Jul 4 2012 9:54AM
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Toasty.
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my co-worker was dishonorable discharged from the Air Force for getting caught with 4 lbs of weed. and goes to amsterdam like 10 times a year. and he's 62
Jul 4 2012 10:02AM
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Karkoskier
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First started working when I was a wee little Freshman in High School. First day of work my boss was going out back with the other cooks, and said "We're gonna go out back and smoke some weeeeeeeeed". I thought they were kidding, and soon found out they were not.
Jul 4 2012 10:09AM
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heavy_lettuce
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Also, smoked with some lady who was probably 45 last night.
Jul 4 2012 10:25AM
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ski4fun420
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Jul 4 2012 11:22AM
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Spinoza
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Thought his was gonna e a thread about second hand smoke like I get from my boss all the time. W.e it's annoying as hell
Jul 4 2012 11:27AM
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pomme-de-terre
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everyone smokes pot.

the entire fucking world, all of them. they all smoke pot. every teacher youve had, every doctor, your dentist, your mechanic, your plumber. investment bankers, gynecologists, engineers, policemen.


people do weed. its not a huge deal.
Jul 4 2012 12:12PM
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2_fadez
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Jul 4 2012 12:18PM
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Spinoza
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Orioles suck
Jul 4 2012 1:17PM
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Bar_Down
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I once walked in to work to find my boss selling weed to my coworker who was around 30 and pregnant.
Jul 4 2012 1:29PM
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PopsicleStand
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Are you guys more fascinated by weed than chicks at this point, or... is it the new NSFW standards?
Jul 4 2012 1:29PM
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2_fadez
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we're still ahead of you ;)
Jul 4 2012 1:53PM
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Piste.Off
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No way man, does he drink too?
Jul 4 2012 2:07PM
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kvan
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My boss did 2 marijuanas once...
Jul 4 2012 2:29PM
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Spinoza
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Your manual sig makes you seem dumb, but your posts are decent. So who knows. (not sarcasm). -SPINOZA, OUT
Jul 4 2012 2:50PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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everyone at my job smokes and drinks besides this fat stupid ignant mexican bitch. i had a good long conversation about drugs we have done and stuff with one of my managers
Jul 4 2012 3:42PM
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snakerton
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lol op
Jul 4 2012 4:42PM
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rudager
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My old A&W boss has a penis bong
Jul 4 2012 5:00PM
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ChuckTesta
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i heard that if you do more than 2 marijuanas you turn gay
Jul 4 2012 5:05PM
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heavy_lettuce
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my buddy brought home a piece from chile and you pack the head of a guy sitting down and smoke out of his dick... no homo
Jul 5 2012 10:17PM
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k-rob
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at my last job my boss invited myself and some coworkers out to the pub, we got drunk and bored and then went to his place and he busted out a jar of weed and then a coworker started rolling joints and then we all blazed up my boss' house and watched demoscenes and shit. it was a good team-building exercise.
Jul 5 2012 10:20PM
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heavy_lettuce
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waiting for the day he will invite me to step outside with him.
Jul 8 2012 9:45PM
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TRASHY.
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my boss also smokes, and he has a picture on his phone of his baby with a joint in his mouth......aha
he's the best boss ever though :)
Jul 8 2012 9:48PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Cool bump, bro
Jul 8 2012 9:51PM
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Wheaty214
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Everyone I work with drinks, but no one has brought up weed yet so I think I'm the only one that smokes. I'll be waiting for the day when someone brings out some weed and we roll it up or pack it.
Jul 8 2012 10:54PM
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spliff.Life
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is your boss a large jungle cat? aka a jaguar?
Jul 8 2012 10:57PM
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