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I want to buy fulltitls but I can't afford them

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theabortionator
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I've got a couple lawns left to mow this week and I'm hopin to convince my parents to give me an allowance. I want to get them so I can practice on my rail in the backyard. I've been watching 4bi9 edits and playing skate and I wanna learn new tricks.


Anyone want to sell me a pair cheap or let me use a pair and I'll give you the money I have now and then give you the rest as it comes in?


Or does anyone know where I should go to find some cheap or how to get more money?
Jul 2 2012 10:48PM
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CrotchKiller
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Jul 2 2012 10:50PM
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CrotchKiller
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this thread is loose butthole rusty
Jul 2 2012 10:52PM
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theabortionator
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im down
Jul 2 2012 10:55PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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Jul 2 2012 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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Wasn't supposed to be epic. When it's supposed to be epic you'll know, actually nobody will no, because it'll be that epic.


I was just bored and it's hot and I've been home for over a day and have no idea what to do with myself. Xbox sucks and it's hot.


Going back on the road tommorow for at least other week. Can't wait. This shit is too slow and uneventful. I might go stand in the road and see if I can get hit by a truck to spice up my night. I thought my name would bring me happiness but even that failed. And it's fucking hot. What is this shit.


Fuck my life. And my knee is fucked and some bitch in nyc stomped my foot and broke my toe. And I tried cructhes but that hurt my shoulders that's still fucked from not going to physical therapy because i haven't been anywhere for more than a day or two. And my teefs are rotting out because i found out i had a cavity but again i haven't been anywheres. So I'm just gonna fall apart.


But I have a ticket to the 4th at jones beach so it's gonna rage.

Then spac but it sucks that they fucked up the heady fire spot in toga. Wtf. Place was the shit. So many epic memories. And the last show there in 2010 showing up totally faced and seeing a whole fuck ton of people i knew partying there. best night ever.

I miss everyone.

Im gonna go try to play xbox or watch xgames or something and be like wtf is hot and shit.


Maybe ill cook some more pizza.


Good night for now internets.
Jul 2 2012 11:00PM
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CrotchKiller
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that explanation was tight butthole dude
Jul 2 2012 11:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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why did you change your name?

pussy.
Jul 2 2012 11:02PM
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KillaSteeze
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wait your theabortionater?
Jul 2 2012 11:03PM
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theabortionator
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Don't you know by now? The abortionator is just a myth.


The abortionator is a ghost, like smoke, you think you see something but it disappears.


theabortionator isn't real, never was real.
Jul 2 2012 11:06PM
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KillaSteeze
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clever... i like it
Jul 2 2012 11:10PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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your fiancé made you change it.
Jul 2 2012 11:10PM
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theabortionator
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muhammad commanded it
Jul 2 2012 11:10PM
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nellyyy
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Wait,

1. Why do you need full tilts to hit a backyard rail, especially if your knee is "fucked"

2. What does that have to do with Phish tour?
Jul 2 2012 11:11PM
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TheClap.
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Can I get a TheClap. Booze fund?
Jul 2 2012 11:11PM
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KillaSteeze
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so your gonna be married but still rely on your parents for money
Jul 2 2012 11:13PM
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theabortionator
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1. Because they make you do better tricks. And they will make it so my knee won't hurt as bad

2. Because aliens
Jul 2 2012 11:13PM
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TheClap.
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?
Jul 2 2012 11:14PM
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theabortionator
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Is there anything wrong with that?
Jul 2 2012 11:16PM
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theabortionator
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I'll trade you some cash or cheap smokes for your airline miles.
Jul 2 2012 11:16PM
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TheClap.
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not the same
Jul 2 2012 11:17PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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question: you are getting married... so you are an adult... now i'm not trying to sound mean, heavens no, but you mow lawns, try to get an allowance from your parents, and you, to be honest, sound like a 12 year old in that first paragraph.

Now that's just a question! i'm not judging or being mean. I'm curious
Jul 2 2012 11:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i heard abortiontor is gay but got married so he could immigrate from his native land
Jul 2 2012 11:30PM
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easy.steezy
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I thought you quit drinking:  https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/699533/
Jul 2 2012 11:35PM
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theabortionator
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It's not really an allowance. More just me helping them out and mowin the lawn and washin the cars and stuff for em.
Jul 2 2012 11:40PM
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theabortionator
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shhhhh...
Jul 2 2012 11:41PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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oh, i see. i'm guessing they're a bit older. thanks for replying and not biting my head off like everyone else on this site
Jul 2 2012 11:51PM
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MothaHucker
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I thought you snowboarded?
Jul 3 2012 12:24AM
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MothaHucker
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Shitty grammar is shitty
Jul 3 2012 12:25AM
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TheClap.
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IF3 booze fund*

I mean your not not gunna get wasted at IF3
Jul 3 2012 12:28AM
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edai
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Haha wait what the fuck is going on here
Jul 3 2012 12:50AM
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TheClap.
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THREAD CHANGE

I WILL ACCEPT ALL DONATIONS FOR MY IF3 TRIP, ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO 100% ON BEER FUNDS.


THANK YOU


TheClap.


Jul 3 2012 12:51AM
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bnewbs6
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This has got to be the most interesting thread ever.
Jul 3 2012 12:54AM
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OG_Loc
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what are you willing to do for a pair of full tilts? because there are street corners everywhere.
Jul 3 2012 1:16AM
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TheClap.
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what are you trying to get at?
Jul 3 2012 1:46AM
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FigNewton
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Buy a cheap pair of raichles off of ebay add a booster strap and intustion linears and BOOM full tilts
Jul 3 2012 2:01AM
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OG_Loc
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all I'm saying is, you work a corner… ya get PAID.
Jul 3 2012 3:27AM
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yamahabdv
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Agree
Jul 3 2012 3:49AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Back in the day, 15,000 posts meant something. Poor show, I expected better.
Jul 3 2012 3:54AM
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snakerton
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steal some
Jul 3 2012 4:06AM
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Kreech
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I might just have to sig that.
Jul 3 2012 4:08AM
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theabortionator
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I've snowboarded before. You got a problem?
Jul 3 2012 11:33AM
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theabortionator
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I'm 23 but I can look 13 if you're into that
Jul 3 2012 11:34AM
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Pretzel___Slaya
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I lost it at that
Jul 3 2012 11:49AM
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Utard
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Make sure you buy them off the Internet when you get money so you can save like 30 bucks also just estimate what size based off your shoe size actually get like 1 size bigger and just wear really big socks or something if they're too big. Yeah.
Jul 5 2012 5:17PM
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jsnow
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hey op maybe get a job,,, just a thought.
Jul 5 2012 5:25PM
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CrotchKiller
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oh, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Jul 5 2012 5:29PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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no entiendo, que pasa?
Jul 5 2012 5:47PM
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DERS.
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you are not funny. pathetic attempt at "trolling" or whatever you would call this shit. ive had it with you and theClaps shitty threads.
Jul 5 2012 6:09PM
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theabortionator
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Glad you enjoy
Jul 5 2012 6:42PM
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Parks.
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White kid problems
Jul 5 2012 6:46PM
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