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I just got arrested

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ReignMan
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i was real drunk and i walked into a wall ifront of a bunch of cops.

needless to say i got fucked.
who else here has had to deal with this shit cause im still shaking.
Jul 1 2012 6:03AM
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hot.pocket
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Repost got pretty fucked one night, the searchbar hit him pretty hard all at once and he just couldn't handle his shit at all, walked right into a cops back.
Jul 1 2012 6:05AM
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rudager
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You should have just started sprinting, shedding your clothes in the process. It makes you run faster.
Jul 1 2012 6:23AM
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sweatshirt
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that was the lamest way to say repost I've ever heard
Jul 1 2012 6:39AM
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Laurent.
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I was really drunk one night.

And there were patrolling cops who were acting annoying because I couldn't get the combination lock of my bike and they thought I was stealing it, despite the fact that I showed them that my key worked on the other lock.

Then one officer touched me by the shoulder and for some reason I pulled this pink flabby dildo out of the inner pocket of my jacket, and slapped him in the face, then six officers were needed to take me down whilst I kept slapping them with my pink flabby dildo.

I woke up on the bed of a rather nicely furnished cell, no fine and I even got my pink flabby dildo back.
Jul 1 2012 6:51AM
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TheDude
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my uncles a cop. last weekend we rolled around, spot lighting people and giving them shit.

they would sometimes get mad after provocation, we would taze them and then just leave without a trace, good ass night.

i heard one kid god put in the slammer for beating people with a dildo, he got raped the next night though, karma i guess
Jul 1 2012 7:05AM
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Sno.
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that doesnt sound too fucked. hopefully you've learned your lesson and will never get a DUI or anything. I'm sorry that happened to you, though.
Jul 1 2012 7:06AM
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SPskier543
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Then run straight to a highway overpass, locate some homeless people, and quickly snack on their faces to re-energize and continue the pursuit.
Jul 1 2012 10:01AM
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Ruffles
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Hahaha no way.
Jul 1 2012 10:03AM
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1337
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pics of the dildo since you still "have it" or this never happened!
Jul 1 2012 10:13AM
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Spinoza
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Are you posting this from jail? ALCATRAZ!???
Jul 1 2012 10:18AM
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Laurent.
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This is one of my friends with the dildo a year ago, I lost it that day.

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Don't mention the outfit, he lost a bet.
Jul 1 2012 10:24AM
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maximiliaan
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you were so drunk you couldnt remember this happened in germany!
Jul 1 2012 10:47AM
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B-runge
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hahaha^
i almost got arrested last night
Jul 1 2012 10:53AM
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Laurent.
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WTF the panties and how he grabs it with his mouth.

That was so weird, since my situation was very similar..even down to the outfit.
Jul 1 2012 10:53AM
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rudager
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Or locate some homeless people and have an orgy in the back of a Prius
Jul 1 2012 11:04AM
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stoned_sorcerer
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Were you also driving in front of those cops or are you 12?
Jul 1 2012 11:09AM
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ReignMan
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okay i have a question. i asked the cop is my licsens gonna get revoked and he said no. i didnt get any paper work. i didnt get any court date. i just sighed a few and then my dad drove me home.

****Did they charge me? cause im pretty sure i was supposed to get all that shit.
Jul 1 2012 11:46AM
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proZach
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^ yeah, you'll get it in the mail.

I got a ticket for underage drinking a while back. cops said my license wouldn't get revoked...well it was, had to pay $125 to get it back, $125 for a fine, and since CT is a weird state, possession of alcohol as a minor, even though I wasn't near a car, results in a DUI on my insurance, rising my premium a few hundred dollars a year.


Jul 1 2012 1:06PM
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Blake.P
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Sounds like they just threw you on the drunk tank. Basically a place to keep you safe while you sober up. You might be off the hook, or a ticket/court date could come later in the mail
Jul 1 2012 1:12PM
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scratchproteen
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you probably just got taken in cause you were drunk so it would prevent you from hurting your self or anyone else....happens a lot...if you cooperate with them they won't charge you with anything, just to sober your drunk ass up.
Jul 1 2012 1:18PM
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granddaddy.purp
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hahaha fucking godly
Jul 1 2012 1:22PM
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ReignMan
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yeah i was actually way compliant and i got one of them to start laughing uncontrollably. they did finger print and all that jazz.
Jul 1 2012 1:39PM
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tcgoldman
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dumbass
Jul 1 2012 3:49PM
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bustinthejus
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Why would they revoke your license for underage drinking...? Dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of.
Jul 1 2012 4:03PM
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theabortionator
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Herp derp.


Couldn't handle your first beer, walked into a wall, and got pretty much a ticket for underage drinking.


Man they really fucked you over so hard. What a bunch of dicks. Your life is pretty much over now.



mad vibes ++++++++vibes


lots more vibes


Jul 1 2012 4:24PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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lol.
Jul 1 2012 5:49PM
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Heart
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wow you got shafted... if the cop is cool they'll just give you a slap on the wrist, not a full blown ticket and dui. depends on the state though too.
Jul 1 2012 8:20PM
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cheener12
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kinda relevant:
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Jul 1 2012 8:27PM
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Big_Spence
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that's a pussy way to get arrested. i was hoping for a cool story if nothing else.
Jul 1 2012 8:33PM
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soulskier
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is there a little more to the story? drunkenly walking into a wall doesnt really seem like enough.
Jul 1 2012 9:54PM
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cornholio
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youll end up with a small fine and a low level misdemeanor. pay the fine and move on with your life.
Jul 1 2012 9:59PM
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kvan
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This past weekend me and some friends almost went out to a few bars but we decided to go longboarding around town instead....

What do you know on the drive home there was a massive blockade of roughly 10-15 cops giving sobriety tests. Ironically this had been the only night in a long ass time where we haven't gotten shitfaced on a weekend. Felt so good to be driving legally haha but there were so many people that failed the test miserably.

I have been so damn lucky with drunk driving though, its not something I will never do from past experiences...
Jul 1 2012 10:06PM
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207
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don't drink and drive.

a friend and I encountered a roadblock for sobriety tests after coming home from a concert, and weren't drunk but were far too high to deal with it so we pulled into the last house before the roadblock, one of us got out and crept along the car and made it look like he was leaving the house and getting into the car and then we left the opposite direction.
Jul 1 2012 10:10PM
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GORILLA.
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3 of my friends got hammered and blazed then went car hopping. somebody called the cops on them and they had a bunch of easy ways to get away, but one of them tripped and fucked up his ankle so the popo caught them and arrested them. They got caught with 3 bags of stolen shit and like 8 emblems. that was way back in january and they all just got off probation now. They all had good lawyers I think so they just have to do community service stuff. they're talking to young kids about not being a fuck up I think, which is weird cause they're only 17.

I thought it was pretty funny.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 1 2012 10:12PM
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theabortionator
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Your friends sound like fucking winners. If there's anyone I hate in this world it's thieves.
Jul 1 2012 11:18PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i got drunk and stole a stop sign once. it was worth it.
Jul 1 2012 11:19PM
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theabortionator
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Stealing a sign =/= stealing shit from peoples cars.
Jul 1 2012 11:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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"only a sith deals in absolutes"
Jul 1 2012 11:21PM
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richard.
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Ahaha, that's crazy.
Jul 1 2012 11:22PM
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Troy.
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ding ding ding
Jul 2 2012 12:22AM
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themightyquinn
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Did you refuse to take a breathalyzer? if you are on foot and refuse to take a breathalyzer then they cant assume your drunk, but if your driving and you refuse then your liscense gets revoked because they assume your drunk.
Jul 2 2012 3:20PM
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GORILLA.
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Yeah they are. I would be pissed if someone stole shit out of my car.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 2 2012 5:48PM
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Squeenerd
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Once i drove my car over some grass because we got locked in the park parking lot. Some douche took our license plates and I almost went to court/could have gone on my criminal record for vandalism


/claim?
Jul 2 2012 6:05PM
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Piste.Off
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One time I ran a red light and a cop almost turned on his lights and pulled me over.

/claim?
Jul 2 2012 6:05PM
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Anathema
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i was walking home from the bar one night and a cop car pulled up and drove right along beside me as i was stumbling around and the dude rolled down the passenger window and was trying to provoke me and i was having none of it. i just kept sayin "i dont want any trouble im just walking home, that's all. yep, im drunk, but im going right home right now." guy asks me "where do you live?", so i reply "dalhousie campus", and he says "well you're going the wrong way". so i flipped a 180 without even sayin a word and they continue to drive on by, laughing as they pulled off.

if there was any night i could have been drunk tanked, it was that one. phew.
Jul 2 2012 6:13PM
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