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SoupCurry
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i know that anthony boronowski owns it...but what to they make???
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Japanese steeze
Oct 11 2004 5:16PM
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Joe.
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poles? i dont know




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 11 2004 5:19PM
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soup
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ski poles. and apparently they are sick
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Oct 11 2004 5:54PM
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Trash
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That guy is a genious for starting a pole company, hes gonna make buttloads of cash.
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Oct 11 2004 6:01PM
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alev
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hes not a genius, and besides, a pole is a pole, it doesnt effect ur skiing. im sure that theyre sick, but its not gonna make u spin ur cork faster
but for inventing a company liek hes doing, he deserves all the money he gets, sterbenz is a good example


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Oct 11 2004 6:05PM
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fizzlefry
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maybe they make you invisible.and whats with the site?
Oct 11 2004 6:47PM
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Jib_This
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Joystick? Only the best thing to happen to skiing in a long long time.




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Oct 11 2004 8:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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people seem pretty split, either its the best idea or the worst. i say the worst because i dont give a rats ass about poles. if they only cost ten dollars, then thats cool... but he wont make any $ because hes got a newschool pole company...
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Oct 11 2004 8:34PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I don't know nearly as much as Simon does but I'm going to have to go with him on this one and say it's the best thing ever.



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Oct 12 2004 12:01AM
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westcoaststyle
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id like to see a company make use of the hollow space inside poles
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Oct 12 2004 3:44AM
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primeviltom
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The hollow space inside poles makes for some great 420 ventilation = Got an old, banged up pole? If not, just steal a rental one and you too can, turn it into a pipe!
step 1: Drill through the hand grip lenghtways, into the hollow shaft.
Next, drill or cut a circular section out of the shaft about a foot down from the handle to be used to hold a bowl (sockets work well).
Optional: Now cut about a 0.5' - 1' section out of the shaft, just below your bowl so you can pull it, for ur shottie, carb or whatever u want to call it..
never be without a pipe... and remember, smoking too much pole is bad for you =
Oct 12 2004 4:40AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i've heard that the poles are going to have wireless ipod controls built in so you can change your music while riding.

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Oct 12 2004 5:15AM
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d-loc
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^^yeah im gonna stay away form using a pole, cuz umm thats not needed hahaha.



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Oct 12 2004 7:14AM
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nothanks
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thats nuts, its cheap to make poles, and everyone is gonna jump on a freeskiing pole haahhaha



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Oct 12 2004 8:33AM
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Mavrck
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i jus go for strong ones...so i dont have to buy a new one when i bend it...my friends often smack them around on the lift when were pumped
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Oct 12 2004 8:42AM
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threejay
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iannick and mike nick were hashing out this idea like a year ago or something. They were gonna name the company rokker. but guess someone beat them to it..haha.



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Oct 12 2004 8:43AM
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d-loc
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^^ yeah i use the composite one that flex very nicely, havent had any problems



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Oct 12 2004 8:44AM
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genericname
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i steal my poles


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Oct 12 2004 11:53AM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
leki makes a hollow pole with unscrewable handles that can hold like 8 shots apiece...they are called the hotshots...the coaches at momentum had some up on the glacier
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Oct 14 2004 11:51AM
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d-loc
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^ok or i can just have it in my pack ahahh



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 14 2004 11:56AM
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witty
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true....they were waving kids down for there runs in the comp..and everytime they would wave a kid through they would be swigging off of the poles
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Oct 14 2004 12:02PM
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d-loc
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lol wouldnt taht look kinda obvious... 'hey son, what are you doing with that pole' ehhh trying to deep throat it??



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 14 2004 12:04PM
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meb9486
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poles can only affect ur skiing if ur like candide and like push off the lip of a jump or the lip of the pipe and like push yourself even higher, i doubt any of you need this(YOU ARE NOT CANDIDE) so yea a pole s a pole..and poles break
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Oct 14 2004 12:45PM
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powskier
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hahahah candide does not get extra amplitude on his jumping by 'pushing off with his poles' Its just a timing mechanism thing he does.
Oct 14 2004 1:06PM
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SoupCurry
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maybe it his poles have springs in them and it boosts him extra big...maybe thats why hes soo damn good!
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Oct 15 2004 12:58AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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The bigger the poles the better. It equals longer marshmellow stick.
Oct 15 2004 1:03AM
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