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The Invention Thread

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MNS
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What inventions have you thought of?
Jun 24 2012 4:37PM
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MNS
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I'll start I want a toilet that measures water displacement and mass. This way me and my roomates can see who holds the record for the biggest poop. It would also record the top scores on an lcd screen
Jun 24 2012 4:39PM
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penguin_steeze
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a floating upholder that follows you
Jun 24 2012 4:39PM
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kaassouffle
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what a manly invention
Jun 24 2012 4:40PM
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penguin_steeze
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cupholder* dammit
Jun 24 2012 4:42PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Capri-sun straws that dont tear through your fucking drink...

Jun 24 2012 4:44PM
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Amadeus.
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Here a MUSICAL invention i wrote in the style of Bach.

Jun 24 2012 4:45PM
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Miomo
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Great, I'll patent that right away.
Jun 24 2012 5:46PM
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edai
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Everybody laughed at me the first time I had this idea, but it'd be so sick!

So basically it's a small patch of felt or something, about 6 in. x 6in. big. Basically when you place it on another substance it molds into the exact shape and texture.

So for instance, you placed the patch onto a metal beam, the patch would transform a layer of itself into the look of steel, but it'd also feel shiny like steel.
Jun 24 2012 5:49PM
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profa_212
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Ski boots that you can slip some specially designed shoes into. Basically a shell that you mold to some shoes so that the boot will always fit. Also you wouldn't have to bring shoes with to the lodge. The shoes would be like those diving shoes that go inside your fins, if anybody knows what im talking about.
Jun 24 2012 5:53PM
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RJ_Res
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So basically, someone needs to invent magic.
Jun 24 2012 6:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i invented sliced bread.
Jun 24 2012 6:21PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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handles of vodka should come with a tube of waterproof mascara.
Jun 24 2012 6:22PM
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Yeezy
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pocket pussy...
Jun 24 2012 6:29PM
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EastCoast315
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Hmmm, I see what you're doing OP

1. make casual thread about inventions
2. find a good one that's probably unpatented
3. patent it
4. profit
Jun 24 2012 6:39PM
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VT_scratch
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well duh, it would have been for all of us to capitalize on.

but you just fucked us over on that one.

nice.
Jun 24 2012 7:02PM
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Miomo
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I pretty much beat you to it.
Jun 24 2012 7:03PM
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Laurent.
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Me and my roommates just used to scoop it out of the toilet and then measured it on the kitchen scale.

It worked for us.
Jun 24 2012 7:04PM
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Bateman
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this thread is not dildos.
Jun 24 2012 7:13PM
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RalphLauren.
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Instead of Snapchat, there should be SnapShat. Is for when you are on the toilet

Example: "I totally SnapShat a picture of me getting a blumpkin yesterday to my bro Ronnie" or "I SnapShat my friend a picture of this massize shit I took"

Good, right?
Jun 24 2012 7:38PM
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accualyisdolan
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gooby pls
Jun 24 2012 8:20PM
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PopsicleStand
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usb drive on the attachment point of defibrillator pads to the actual defibrillator, enabling the pad "unit" to record the entire code, as the pads are universal and often unhooked from AED-> Lifepack(EMS)->ER's lifepack, etc. A physician who is then interested in the often very long cardiac event (and code summary, vitals, time stamps, stuff like that) can simply remove the thumb drive from the pads and review the entire patient contact, from the second the pads were slapped on to the time he receives the patient (often an hour or more of time).
Jun 24 2012 8:28PM
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ski4fun420
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I was late on this idea
Jun 24 2012 8:36PM
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SurfaceHoar
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It was a Jump to Conclusions mat. You see it's be this mat, that you would put on the floor and would have different "conclusions" written on it, that you could jump to.
Jun 24 2012 8:37PM
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tBatt
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yaknow, That would be fucking awesome. And eliminate the awkwardness between me and people (generally females) going through my phone and stumble upon the pictures exchanged between my brother and I.
Jun 24 2012 8:49PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hahaha love that movie!
Jun 24 2012 9:33PM
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YoungChristmas
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3 words. Butter glue stick.
Jun 24 2012 9:36PM
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BChaps1209
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Jun 24 2012 9:55PM
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profa_212
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I have one of those haha, well not the exact one but the same idea.
Jun 24 2012 10:16PM
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gotti
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I was thinking about a summer project where I would build this car that could turn into a robot.
Jun 24 2012 10:28PM
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Jahburn
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Once I am finished with my engineering bachelors degree I will be working on a no light bowl piece. It will use rechargeable batteries solar power. There will be a heating element inside the bowl which will heat the inner glass while the out side of the bowl is safe to touch. The heat will be controlled on a dial like a vaporizer. It will come with a hat that has solar panels on it so if you are camping and run out of batteries you can recharge them.
I also wand to make double perked bong that has a lazer that lights the bud on fire. There will be a laser gun attachment that aims at the bole and can swivel freely so you can light the bud where you want. I will be star wars themed.
Jun 24 2012 10:31PM
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Rialb
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Your parents will be so proud
Jun 24 2012 10:39PM
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Jahburn
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I will also make glasses like the fire fighters masks. The glasses will tell you the stain, weight, and percentage of thc in the product you are buying. Then it will show you the price you should be paying. They also can be used for watching TV, surfing the web voice command, map/GPS and watching movies, warn you if the food is bad that you are eating, And 400 times zoom.
Jun 24 2012 10:49PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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I've posted this before, but....

LYSOL® Disinfectant Spray is an EPA registered disinfectant that kills more than 99.9% of illness causing bacteria and viruses.
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Jun 24 2012 11:00PM
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EastCoast315
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>implying I read the fucking thread
Jun 25 2012 12:08AM
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DERS.
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adult sized capri-sun. enough of that 8oz bullshit
Jun 25 2012 12:16AM
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porcupinepower
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http://www.exobindings.com/exobindings-the-new-way-of-ski-touring/

Saw this is a climbing magazine a while back.

Jun 25 2012 12:45AM
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Sno.
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ok I JUST had this idea. So i went to the grocery store to buy the next two books in the 50-shades-of-grey series...and it hit me. I should invent a softback book cover company, that just sells covers to go on paperback romance and erotica novels, and they'll have fake stuff on them. Like your cover might be "eating well" with a picture of some food dish. Or "modern living" with a picture of a modern loft or something.

This way women can enjoy their written porn without shame in public.

Jun 25 2012 12:51AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I know this one DITTO and for my invention I would make a hypercababulatormajigy, so basically it's a hypercababulatormajigy, if you don't know what a hypercababulatormajigy is then I will tell you what a hypercababulatormajigy is Hypercababulatormajigy (hīpėr•cabōb•ū•łætòr•må•jìgÿ) sound it out ||hyper cabab (as in a stick through fruits or meats) u lator majigy SO now that you know how to per ounce hypercababulatormajigy now it's time to learn what it does The hypercababulatormajigy is a Greek invention made up trillions of eons ago (don't ask me what an eon is) and....yeah Speaking of ditto I'm typing this on my iPad and as I start to type hyperc- it does it automatically, cool huh? ALL RIGHT IK YOURE PROBABLY DYING TO KNOW WHAT THE hypercababulatormajigy is!! Well it's..it's..a proton laser used to destroy enemies, yeah you thought I was gonna say something like its sliced bread which inquencadentaly it is Holy shit I just spelled inquencadentaly right without auto correct LOL HAVE A GOOD DAY GOOD SIRS
Jun 25 2012 1:03AM
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Sno.
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im stealing your idea. this would be so easy to make and so useful.
Jun 25 2012 1:07AM
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Flacko
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as for me i have made many things....
heated hotdog storage fanny pack (keeps hotdog warm/can fit 2)
real sand skis
fart cap, spray paint cap that makes fart noise when you spray
quick removable bike pedals, it comes in handy when stacking bikes cus they get stuck in the spokes
not really an invention but idea: use graffiti proof paint to graffiti so the buff can paint over
bike grips with screw off end caps to reveal inside storage area in handle bar
and on...........
Jun 25 2012 1:11AM
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Crispy.
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1.Square glue sticks so when you drop them on a table they dont roll.
2. Urinals with that water gun game at carnivals except you use your piss.
Jun 25 2012 10:05AM
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J_Christoph
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a cooler with motorized wheels and a handle, but then i saw one at sportsmans warehouse...i was too late
Jun 25 2012 11:23AM
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cubber
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voodoo dildo
Aug 12 2012 1:05PM
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EmperorKuzco
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a briefcase that has speakers and strobe lights. So you can be business casual and party.
Aug 12 2012 1:32PM
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IHeartWeasels
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1. home blood tests, kinda like a pregnancy test, that'll tell you if you are vitamin deficient... then you go onto their website and they tell you what multivitamins to take. The same technology can also be applied when you are sick to tell you what medicine to take.

2. caffeine mouth spray

Aug 12 2012 1:35PM
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EmperorKuzco
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best one and all of you know it.
Aug 12 2012 1:42PM
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cubber
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You've obviously never masturbated, dat voodoo dildo
Aug 12 2012 3:06PM
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Stickity
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what you're talking about is pretty much alchemy
Aug 12 2012 3:22PM
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bo0b
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haha nice username OP...
Aug 12 2012 3:39PM
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