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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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imajew
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Searchbarred, if this is a repost then please proceed to metaphorically sodomize me with a fence post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, as in death, the afterlife.

Fuck my mind.
Jun 23 2012 7:16PM
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Shark.
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it all makes sense now
Jun 23 2012 7:18PM
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Darth.Maul
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Mind = chads gap
Jun 23 2012 7:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the only thing ive ever hit with my car was a chicken that was crossing the road. i did it because i loath chickens with passion and wish to kill them all, but after it happened i realized the irony of what i had done and i think im a better person because of it.
Jun 23 2012 7:30PM
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CliffyByro
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well this changes everything...
Jun 23 2012 7:32PM
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Miomo
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Jun 23 2012 7:34PM
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taylornicky
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You just now realized this...?
Jun 23 2012 7:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?



To choke the chicken!


Badump tiss
Jun 23 2012 7:45PM
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CliffyByro
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hahahah
Jun 23 2012 7:49PM
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GORILLA.
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because fuck you, that's why.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 8:15PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Jun 23 2012 8:56PM
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JAHpow
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^I like his getting pulled over by the police story
Jun 23 2012 9:12PM
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84891jnf92048
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I hate mexican comedians. Is that racist%Pr
Jun 23 2012 9:18PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Yes, you racist prick.
Jun 23 2012 9:33PM
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Forcillo
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Another mind fuck for you people who's minds are in a sexual dry spell:


What color are mirrors?

Jun 23 2012 9:39PM
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GORILLA.
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whatever colour they're reflecting.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 9:41PM
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Poop_nugget
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shut the fuck up.
Jun 23 2012 9:46PM
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GuacamoleMane
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aaah i see what u did there i

Jun 23 2012 10:08PM
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Lansfield
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Why language do deaf people think in?
Jun 23 2012 10:15PM
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GuacamoleMane
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oh HAWT DAMN
Jun 23 2012 10:20PM
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Forcillo
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/549368/

Some golden shit in here
Jun 23 2012 10:28PM
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_DUSTY_
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Whatever language the read in.
Jun 23 2012 10:29PM
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EricaMN.
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facepalm.
Jun 23 2012 10:33PM
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_DUSTY_
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Why? Deaf people can't read?
Jun 23 2012 10:58PM
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maynaiseman
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Why did the seaman cross the road?




Because I hadn't jerked it in a week.




































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Jun 23 2012 11:04PM
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Ski_ThEast
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always mind fucks me, how do we know that when i see the color green it is the same as the way you see your color green, we both call it green but how do we know it looks the same.
Jun 23 2012 11:04PM
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GORILLA.
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they read brail idiot you can't think in brail

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jun 23 2012 11:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Jun 23 2012 11:08PM
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maynaiseman
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............................
Jun 23 2012 11:09PM
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EricaMN.
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double facepalm.

and @t24, try to think in a text without knowing what it sounds like
Jun 23 2012 11:12PM
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_DUSTY_
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Jun 23 2012 11:13PM
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Miomo
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I think this ALL. THE. TIME.
Jun 23 2012 11:17PM
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_DUSTY_
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Using the text visually to think? Maybe they develop their own prononciation for each letter in their head. I'm not an expert on deaf people, I was just throwing out an idea.
Jun 23 2012 11:17PM
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Miomo
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It's not hard. When you type, you might think about how it sounds, but when you're up late and tired while writing a report, your mind can go into an autopilot mode and type without really thinking about too much. You are, in essence, thinking in text.
Jun 23 2012 11:21PM
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SacZiplock
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total brain explosion
Jun 23 2012 11:25PM
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EricaMN.
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yeah haha i really have no idea, but it just doesn't seem like they would be able to imagine sound of any sort
Jun 23 2012 11:28PM
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Miomo
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They don't think in a language because they have no clue what hearing is like.
You can only think in a language because of memories you've picked up from hearing it. If you have no memories form hearing something, how can you simulate the sound of it?

It's almost like asking you to move your tail. You don't have a tail, so have no idea how to, or what it's like.
Jun 23 2012 11:33PM
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@skiinmitch
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some body was on reddit/4chan today.....
Jun 23 2012 11:35PM
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_DUSTY_
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Makes sense, either way I will never know until I ask a deaf person.
Jun 23 2012 11:39PM
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Wallisch_pl
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suicidal chicken
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and a good ol

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Jun 23 2012 11:44PM
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Wallisch_pl
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thats like saying what language does a 1 day old infant speak?

NONE
Jun 23 2012 11:47PM
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304NordMan
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Jun 24 2012 12:02AM
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Flacko
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what boggles me is that people would rather be blind than deaf
Jun 24 2012 12:08AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I need to see
Jun 24 2012 12:14AM
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gotti
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I have honestly thought long and hard about this, and I have concluded that we all must see the same colors because not only do we have the same genes for eyesight, but colors give off a certain feeling such as blue is calm and red is distress; therefore, the colors must be the same or we would have different feelings than others to certain colors.
Jun 24 2012 12:29AM
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Miomo
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You could argue that this is because the colors are subjective. Such as blue giving off calm due to it meaning it's a relaxing, sunny day. You could also say that, if this is governed by a gene, then the same gene that controls eyesight, controls our view on colors.
Jun 24 2012 12:33AM
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