So i was tutoring this girl in math, as I do because I'm good at math etc.. anyways I told her that I couldn't wait for winter and she asked why. I said for skiing of course, and she said oh thats so cool, I've always wanted to go skiing. I was like you should, she said are you good? Can you do backflips? I said yes... She said can you do 360s? I said yes... Then I realized I had come across a first rate encounter with a Common Gaper (genus: handicappera-gaperilus).