interesting you should say that, because I took a drunk girl into a Mc D's yesterday, and a couple hours later she spewed. She blamed it all on the Mcdonalds. She had four drinks, and weighs 107 lbs (48 kilos). Could it have been the booze, honey?
I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)
'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'