Rules Of Lacrosse:
1:The first thing that happens in a game is you go and lay down on top of another guy on the face-off and fight for the ball.
2:Once you get the ball, you pass it to the fastest kid on your team (the one that plays basically every sport) and he takes all the way up to the net and misses the shot.
3:After the opposing team scores on you. You get the ball and try to pass it to the same kid but your opponents intercept stand take the ball and score again.
4:Since thats the second goal you let up your coach pulls you.
5:Once your coach pulls you, he screams at you on the sidelines and benches you for the rest of the game.
6:Your team gets a goal while you are still on the bench, and your coach tells you that it wouldn't of happened if you were playing.
7:Face off comes again and your team wins it, so they all jog up field and try to put a play together but since they're all tired after a short little jog, they can't make a shot.
8:Once the opposing team has the ball, they jog up the field and make a great play on you because your all still tired.
9:After the game everyone walks off the field sweating because they jogged up a field 2 times.
10:Finally. REPEAT RULES 1-9
Can someone tell me where you have to be athletic in here??? Looks like the fattest man in the world could play this sport.
down to the calf, sorry i'm a bit of a purist 
