EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
I have an idea, A CRAAAZZZYYY IDEA. We'll combine every sport ever created EVER so no one can hate anymore. It'll take place on a soccer field with football goals used as handrails that people with two snowboards as skis and baseball bats and lacrosse sticks as poles have to do wizard tricks on. They'll wear jackets made out of basketballs sewn to the perfect combination of hesh and steez. And you have to do a mandatory line of bathsalts before your run so even the burn outs will want to play.