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Why Canada sucks and America is better.

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FuckCanada
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Let's be honest; Canada sucks. It doesn't even have mountains, that's a myth. Let's use this thread to show how the USA kicks the shit out of Canada.
Jun 9 2012 1:21AM
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*kF_pauLo-
Posts: 445 - Karma: 305
THIS
Jun 9 2012 6:14PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
I live in America, and would rather live in Canada...I do love America though, BC just seems like such a sick place to live
Jun 9 2012 6:27PM
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CliffyByro
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came in here expecting a fairly long, and possibly even humorous post, but no. this. kids don't even know the meaning of trolling these days.
Jun 9 2012 6:32PM
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mathmansam
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While I find this picture hilarious....It is completely wrong.

Search student protests in Montreal. 122 arrested, violence, just as much if not more of a shit storm.

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Jun 9 2012 6:37PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
this is my tank for the summer

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Jun 9 2012 6:41PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
If you ever become a fish in another life, you're fucked, because you grabbed that bait so hard the hook ripped through your gills and killed you before you even had a chance.
Jun 9 2012 6:44PM
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CliffyByro
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hahahaha
Jun 9 2012 6:48PM
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garrettwiz
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hahahaha that's such a sick picture. Both have pros and cons and overall I'm proud to me Murrican', I like Canada a lot too. much love my brothers to the north!
Jun 9 2012 6:49PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
Grammar is defiantly your strong point.
Jun 9 2012 8:14PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
aha, never go full retard
Jun 9 2012 8:25PM
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Big_Spence
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where do i get this?
Jun 9 2012 9:05PM
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.ZT.
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nice alias bro
Jun 9 2012 9:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
usa smells like farts.
Jun 9 2012 9:12PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
If you're going to call someone out on their grammar, at least spell definitely right.
Jun 9 2012 9:13PM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
Im sorry to hear that
Jun 9 2012 9:16PM
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.AR6rider.
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Why? I'm fucking proud to be an American too. Best damn country on this earth. Ain't nobody fuck with us...ain't nobody.
Jun 9 2012 9:22PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
I would like to get one of these, and wear it around someday and just see how many dirty looks i get.
This would be a funny day, tempted to try it.
Jun 9 2012 9:26PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
False, I know many who would be ashamed to walk with me while wearing this.
Jun 9 2012 9:31PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
nope ;)
Jun 9 2012 9:34PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
fucking mars
Jun 9 2012 9:37PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
you must be thinking of Saskatchewan.
Jun 9 2012 9:38PM
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Backyard.Skier
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we do like our trucks and oil but thats all we have in common
Jun 9 2012 9:42PM
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Dragonite.
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Jun 9 2012 10:11PM
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jibpig
Posts: 124 - Karma: 22
except they're canadian so...
Jun 9 2012 10:25PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
not so much the guns, and a lot of the farmers nowadays are selling their land cause their kids don't want to have to farm and moving to more urban areas.
Jun 9 2012 10:25PM
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db21
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i'm from alberta and while i agree we are the texas of canada, you can't make the generalization that we're all redneck hicks.
Jun 9 2012 11:18PM
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Backyard.Skier
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so from what i can gather from that last post you can generalize that all texans are redneck hicks?
Jun 9 2012 11:20PM
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.Hugo.
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While they might not all be redneck hicks, but none of them can drive worth shit. Worst driving state i've ever been to.
Jun 9 2012 11:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
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.
Jun 9 2012 11:36PM
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Giraffe
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It's funny because NS is from Canada
Jun 9 2012 11:37PM
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Dustin.
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M-A-R-S. Mars bitches, that's where we are going.
Jun 10 2012 12:04AM
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Bodhisattva_
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This is why America sucks.
Jun 10 2012 12:06AM
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CassiusClay
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Interesting. I personally would not want to run a farm my family has run, but they supply a lot of USA/Mexico under agreements. Might not be a bad investment. Pretty wild to me that kids would be bailing from ag. right now.
Jun 10 2012 12:33AM
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Backyard.Skier
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it is a lot of work with little payoff
Jun 10 2012 3:52AM
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vailsux.com
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Ron Paul
Jun 10 2012 4:11AM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
no... i'm saying there's rednecks in both but not every person is that way.
Jun 10 2012 9:59AM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
Sweden is the only country in this whole world that has Clean water in the Toilets. How cool isnt that? I can just go and drink from my toilet if i want.
Jun 10 2012 2:13PM
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TRASHY.
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I don't see any guns, cattle, or cowboys where I live.

Jun 10 2012 2:18PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
if we listed the videos of why cananda sucks, it would take this thread to 41 pages, approximately.
Jun 10 2012 2:24PM
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Cotter
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Sorry? I couldn't hear you over our free health insurance.
Jun 10 2012 2:24PM
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Rafiki
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in 'Murrrika only dogs drink from toilets. congrats
Jun 10 2012 2:28PM
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DayMan
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Right here. I'm considering getting one
Jun 10 2012 2:31PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
WTF do you do here then?
Jun 10 2012 2:35PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
You're right about Calgary, and maybe a couple other small towns kicking around there.
But definitely not the entire province, Sherwood Park is just full of rich pricks, not cowboys.
Jun 10 2012 2:37PM
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Rafiki
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well since your sentence could be taken 2 different ways...
in America we usually get water from the faucet or a bottle
i don't know what you guys do in sweden, apparently you only drink from toilets though.
Jun 10 2012 2:38PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Well yeah toilet water comes from the same source but you don't have people squatting their disgusting anuses and laying fudge dragons for all the world to see in your faucet. Or maybe you do...
Jun 10 2012 4:51PM
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KennyC
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Well you sir are wrong. America sucks.
Jun 10 2012 7:36PM
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.Annydrew.
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america and canada both suck, uk is the way forward now a days, ski everyday of the year without bad conditions, zzzzzzzz
Jun 10 2012 7:55PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Florida is for old people.
Jun 10 2012 8:36PM
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Rafiki
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exactly mufugga
Jun 10 2012 8:37PM
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