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One time i got drunk and beatoff into a trashcan

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For my 18th birthday I threw a gigantic party. It all started the day of at school, trying to get people to come to my party. I had a friend from NY promoting for me. We met some famous dude at the supermarket when we were buying shit and invited him. Then we went to my friends dealers house to get some weed. My friend decided to be stupid and grab some gnome he had. Well the night came and I thought there was going to be like maybe 50 people at this party, and ended up getting 2 neighborhood black kids to run my security. Anyway after a little while no one had showed up, so I thought the party was a bust. But then.... People started showing up! Within an hours time, the were 1500 people at my party! Holy shit right? At this point I was like what the fuck is going on, there were supposed to be like 50 people here. My friend says to me "just enjoy your party, let go man". I think he was drunk. Soon my asshole neighbor called the cops because we wouldn't let him party. Douche right? Well we managed to bullshit out way through the cops and the party went on. Everyone was super hammered at this point and the gnome became a baseball. Someone hit a home run with it, but it just broke open and ecstasy went everywhere. Now the party got real good. Girls started getting in my pool topless, everyone was smoking, and shit was just going good. Then some asshole drove my dads Mercedes Benz into my pool. What a fucking jacknob? Then shit got real. The drug dealer came back with a flame thrower because apparently he was mass we took his X gnome. He started torching the neighborhood like it was Vietnam or something. Then news helicopters showed up. We were on the roof now and I said fuck you to the help, then jumped off into a bounce house. My fat friend did the same and I think he broke his arm. Then the riot police showed up. My party wasn't happy about that and we kinda just went apeshit on them and some people ran away. Well long story short, we burned my house down and got caught. Not gonna lie though, it was a damn good party.

I wont lie, I OD'd on some weed
Smoked some brownish kush, ay, ay!
They said it's what you need, but I'm a fiend
I burned too much of that shit, and couldn't part-E.

one time i took 2 marijuana's and almost OD'ed

My friend threw a cinder block threw the kids who were hosting's car windshield

No way dude, my friend smoked 3 pots once. Your shit musta been laced, cause she didn't OD.

omg thats insane, my marijuana's must have been laced then

last big party I went to the chandelier got pulled down, someone threw a steak into a china cabinet breaking all the glass and then some sick fuck set off a firework in the house. There were 3 firetrucks and just as many cop cruisers, what a hilarious night that was. it would be better if i went into detail but i dont feel like doing that right now.

One time at this kid who goes to my schools town house in the village, every private school kid from nyc showed up and did 5,000 dollars worth of damage.

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You have been nominated.

smoke a hemp leaf......permafried

lawl, this is true.

onne time I got so drunk at a party that I was getting sick for 5  mins at one spot on his floor. The guy who was having the party got so pissed at me and told me to clean it up I was horrfied to clean it up with all the little chicken and corn parts in it. His dog happend to come in the room and then Ate it up for me. Happiest moment ever!

one time a took a shit