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Official Badass Thread

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Caspaaa
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It's summertime ladies and gents. You all know what that means.... it's the best time of the year for partying, underage drinking, running from cops, and various other shenanigans (haha i just said shenanigans...)

That being said, this is the thread for you to brag about that badass adventure you had last weekend, that sick party you went to, how much alcohol you can handle, or how you outdrank a midget at the local bar and then proceeded to wrestle him in a kiddie pool filled with chocolate. (not sure how you'd even get into that situation)....

Basically, you get to brag all you want, and we get to shit on you for it! So post up your crazyyyy stories and give us a reason to believe why you, (INSERT USERNAME HERE), are the GREATEST badass of them all.

INB4 this thread is a spinoff of the stealing thread and the running from cops thread. Yeah, it is, but it's even more BADASS because it incorporates both, and much, much more.


last but not least, the seal of approval if your story is ACTUALLY badass....

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GOGOGOGOGO!
Jun 2 2012 6:17PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
I came home from work last night, tired as fuck. And what do i see? Some moron sat fire to my fucking hummer, thats what i see.
Well anyways, the insurance company will cover it, so I immediately hit the shower, cause i smelled like shit. As i shampooed my hair, i noticed that it wouldn't wash out. In fact, it's still in my hair as we speak. Anyways, i walked out of the bathroom to pet my goldfish. And what do i see? Someone broke Sushi's neck. Heres a picture of Sushi.



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So i checked the fingerprints on said goldfish, tracked the bastard down, and killed his neighbor.








Jun 3 2012 7:43AM
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HARVERSACE
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you have seatbelts on your school bus? do you ride the short bus?
Jun 3 2012 7:56AM
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BrewskiJr
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This one time I was on a cruiseship (plot of titanic happened) and I raped this bitch who was holding on to a door in the middle ofthe ocean. She screamed "fuck me like one of your hookers Tom!"
Jun 3 2012 10:41AM
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.ZT.
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Since when is it weird to have seat belts on all school buses? Is it just in Massachusetts?
Jun 3 2012 10:46AM
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.ZT.
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Oh wait you are also from Massachusetts... WTF? They have always had them on buses where I live and no one uses them hahaha.
Jun 3 2012 10:48AM
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Stickity
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i've never been on a bus with seatbelts
Jun 3 2012 10:57AM
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Caspaaa
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every school bus i've been on in MA (went to school there until last year) had seatbelts
Jun 3 2012 11:26AM
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Bakeshow
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Never seen a seatbelt on any school bus in mass...
Jun 3 2012 11:38AM
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.ZT.
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yep, they have those ones that just go across your waist.
Jun 3 2012 11:41AM
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Caspaaa
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yup exactly, nobody wears them.

they've been in EVERY normal yellow school bus i've been in, and even in every toaster bus that my private school owned.
Jun 3 2012 11:42AM
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.ZT.
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I go to public school and they still have them.
Jun 3 2012 11:44AM
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Bateman
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i've never even seen a school bus in person. Ever. here in norway we have to take the normal bus, if we need a bus...^^^
Jun 3 2012 11:46AM
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Caspaaa
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well thats just like.... your opinion, man.



no clue how that is relevant just felt like saying it
Jun 3 2012 11:47AM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
One time, I had a Dream.

(Michael Luther King Jr. Happens)
Jun 3 2012 11:54AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
I once sold super methy tabs of E to this fat ass I hate
Jun 3 2012 12:04PM
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2_fadez
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Probably my proudest moment: Kid wanted to buy adderall from me. I hated him. It was finals week. He came back drunk, so i sold him some. Instead of giving him addy, I have him scrip sleeping pills i have. He slept through his final. I win.
Jun 3 2012 12:34PM
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whoa-dere
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i dont wash my hands before dinner.
Jun 3 2012 12:44PM
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Craze
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Lol a half gallon's a little bigger then that bub
Jun 3 2012 12:50PM
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.ZT.
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*Martin Luther King Jr.
Jun 3 2012 12:56PM
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DayMan
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Who the fuck is that?
Jun 3 2012 1:07PM
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